Posted by Pistol Pete
Same old BS going on in DC.I read today where the GOP ‘progressives’ are purging important committees of Tea Party members.OK by me.They always whine,’voting third party is sure to elect democrats!’Maybe so,but you beg us for money and volunteer work to help your campaign and when you get into office you drop your pants and show your ass.’Thanks for the help;we’ll call you in two years when we need you again.Now shut up and go away.’I’m done.If the Tea Party wants to run its own slate of candidates I’m in.
Enough political crap for today.Here’s hoping I can make you chuckle at least once.If so,I’ve done my job.
WOMAN JAILED FOR ATTACKING BEAU OVER BAD SEX
From the look of this nasty piece of humanity I can perceive of no other kind.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/attack-over-bad-sex-785623
THE PERFECT INCOME FOR HAPPINESS?TRY $161,000
How about:happiness is not determined by how much you have,but rather how much of yourself you give to those you love.It always comes back tenfold.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/perfect-income-happiness-try-161-175833476.html
COUPLE FACES $97,000 FINE FOR USING THEIR OWN DRIVEWAY
http://www.middletownjournal.com/news/news/couple-faces-97k-in-fines-for-using-their-own-driv/nTKWt/
It is nonsense like this that just makes me wonder if our rights are gone.
Ask Integrity First. She’s been battling something as absurd as this in her corrupt town, been carted off in handcuffs for using her own driveway to park her own car. As far as I can figure, it’s also a neighbor, someone who seemingly has some kind of juice with the corrupt legal authorities.
Not sure you want to hear my opinion about that. :(
A CHRISTMAS WISH LIST FOR THE 1920’S
I can think of more than one use for #3
http://www.buzzfeed.com/angelameiquan/a-christmas-wishlist-in-the-1920s-70fn
Did Dr. Seuss have something to do with that design? LOL
SNOW TRAPS RUSSIAN DRIVERS IN GIANT TRAFFIC JAM FOR DAYS
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/02/us-russia-traffic-idUSBRE8B10BD20121202
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T ROB A BANKTHEN POST A YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT HOW YOU ROBBED A BANK
obviously a democrat trying to eliminate the middle man
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-rob-a-bank-and-then-post-a-youtube-video-about-how-you-robbed-a-bank/
That is a really special kind of Dumb Blonde there.
STRONGMAN SETS NEW WORLD RECORD BY PULLING AN 8 TON TRUCK…WITH HIS EAR
Why would anyone want to?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/strongman-sets-new-world-record-for-pulling-8-ton-truck-with-his-ear/
19 PEOPLE WHO ARE HAVING A WAY WORSE DAY THAN YOU ARE
There but for the grace of God go you and I
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-are-having-a-worse-day-than-you
That last one really hurt.
STORE EMPLOYEE FIRED FOR BOOTING AMBULANCE
Ahmed claimed he doesn’y speak Engish nd he didn’t know it was an ambulance.
Betcha five bucks he voted for Obamussolini
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/store-employee-fired-booting-ambulance-230852728.html
I bet it it had been there for his medical emergency, he would’ve known it was an ambulance.
So the tea party continues to be blamed for the mess the GOP establishment has made of the party.
I am beginning to think a third party is the only option. It may mean giving up the next election to president Biden, but maybe another buffoon in the white house is what this country needs in order to wake up. At least a white guy will be criticized in the media-no fear of being called racist.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TEA_PARTY_ARMEY_RESIGNATION?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-12-04-11-43-11
GP-there is no way Biden gets the nomination-thats HillaryBills for the taking.The media whores will ‘make history’ again by electing the first female(sort of) preezy and the sheeple think the impeached rapist can bring back the prosperity the GOP was responsible for but he took all the credit.Yes,they really are that stupid.
NEW YORK SLIMES SHEDDING MORE NEWSROOM JOBS
So just die already
http://theweek.com/article/index/237251/the-new-york-times-latest-cutbacks-proof-its-digital-strategy-is-failing
“Citing a difficult “economic environment” that has led in recent years to a 60 percent staff reduction on the paper’s business side,” … seeing as they had a hand in creating that environment, watch me now weep great big old crocodile tears now. Boo Hoo Hoo.
EIGHT BANNED CHILDRENS TOYS FROM YESTERYEAR
No kid died from playing with them,regardless of what you may have heard
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ddisabatino/8-banned-kid-toys-from-yesteryear-6sel
You sure about that? “this science kit for CHILDREN included four types of uranium ore, a Geiger counter, a comic called Dagwood Spits the Atom, and a coupon for ordering MORE radioactive materials.” Criminetly!
Tell me about it! Youngest son just finished up the Nuclear Science merit badge in scouting (really), and one of the “suggestions” was to buy a radiation source, like a piece of tritium or Uranium. Fortunately for us, we were able to just put the cloud chamber next to a crack in the basement wall and detect the Radon leaking into the house. ;)
I’m glad you winked that! Dearest the Architect has taught me about radon. Scary stuff.
I CAN’T REMEMBER IF I POSTED THIS ALREADY
I apologize if my memory is shorter than…never mind.
ROFFLLLLL check out 4:40 LOLOLOL snort
Got this Pete-Worthy Rant from Mychal Massie in my email:
Rahm Emanuel likened Obama to President Lincoln, and actor Samuel L. Jackson likened Michelle Obama to Superwoman and opined that she could be president.
It is my understanding that bathtub gin is not just illegal but that it is bad for the brain — and that crack cocaine is also outlawed. Emanuel (being in Chicago the legendary home of bootleg gin) should keep that in mind, and pursuant to Jackson, he needs to lay down the pipe.
Obama couldn’t be close to President Lincoln if he were the handkerchief that President Lincoln used to clean his nose. As for Michelle Obama being Superwoman — the day DC Comics comes out with a comic featuring a “frothing from the mouth,” hate-filled, race-mongering harridan, dressed in trashy, looking, silver stretch jeans, with size 12 (perhaps size 13) stiletto heels, in a cheap wig and bad makeup who goes about doing jumping-jacks and telling people what to eat and drink — then Jackson might have a point. She could even play the part of same in a sequel to his movie “Snakes On A Plane.”
My name is Mychal Massie, and I approve of my comments.
Nice story here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2242913/Woman-24-constantly-mistaken-discovers-really-did-doppelganger–identical-twin-knew-had.html