The Count says, “Ve vere only 999,500 short uf our goal.”

The goal of the march was to drum up lots and lots of support for the inalienable right of Big Bird etc. to receive federal subsidies so they don’t have to compete with free market entertainers like the Emmy-award winning Spongebob Squarepants.

There are some oddly cheerful muppets at this table. Were they just jealous of the over-paid dork in the feather suit? Or did some of our under-appreciated friends at PBS have secret deals cooking under the table in case Romney won? We’ll be watching the tabloids to see who might be popping up at free market stations like Nickelodeon and Disney after Romney carries out his promise to cut funding to PBS.

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One response to “The Count says, “Ve vere only 999,500 short uf our goal.”

  1. that is one way to dispose of that pesky oversized bird!!