Posted by Pistol Pete
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POLICE UNION WARNS VISITORS DETROIT IS ‘WAR ZONE’
Hands out warnings:enter at your own risk.
Can’t we just build a wall around it and let them destroy each other?
OBAMA CAMPAIGN HAS NO SECURITY TO BAR ILLEGAL FOREIGN DONATIONS
This is supposed to be a huge scandal.The media will,of course,ignore it.It is estimated half of his funds come from overseas.He doesn’t care because he’ll never be held to account.He plays by his own rules.
follow the foreign money:
AFTER DEBATE DISASTER,OBAMA RUSHES TO THE ARMS OF HIS ADORING FANS IN HOLLYWOOD,LIFTS MORE CASH FROM THEM
‘I can’t turn in a flawless performance every night’
Just goes to show you how smart all those drop outs are.
I hope he continues to drain them
I loved Maher’s tweet: “I feel like he took my million bucks and spent it all on weed.”
Why doesn’t he demand a refund?
PREVIEW OF VP DEBATE
This link has seven youtubes including four of Paul Ryan showing his mettle.I didn’t post them individually because I already have over 25 videos cached..
WHY OBAMA WILL LOSE ALL THREE DEBATES
Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’….Billy Preston
Good article. I hope he’s right.
Love this line, “Slogans and false claims may work with Kool Aid imbibers. Non-worshipers, however, are capable of differentiating between hard data and BS. The head-to-head conversation between these two candidates was not filtered through the media. It was devastating for Mr. Obama.”
ROMNEY DISMANTLES OBAMA DOCTRINE
From what I’ve heard his foreign policy speech was a home run.I’ll have it for you when it becomes available…but you knew that already.
BIDEN TAKING SIX DAYS OFF CAMPAIGN TRAIL TO PREPARE FOR DEBATE;AXELDOUCHE HELPING HIM
He’d be better off entering the witless protection program.He doesn’t have an icecube’s chance in hell.
OBOZO: ‘I’M A BIG BELIEVER IN CLOSING THE DEAL’
Read some of the other pap he fed his Hollywood cash cows
OBAMA AD:ROMNEY IS ‘RECKLESS’ WITH HIS FOREIGN POLICY
Romney is a private citizen.His foreign policy affects no one…yours kills people
THINGS TO DO IN THE DEBATE WHEN YOU’RE DEAD
Get wee-wee’d up
Funny, and true!
Ditto. Loved it.
Watch this … http://yt.cl.nr/RsyS3xVxTyU
Love the grim reaper!
… and how he taps his watch! ROFLL
Love this part, “Mark your calendars. You might want to TiVo the events. Popcorn, beer, and good friends are recommended. Democrats should bring lots of tissue, perhaps a pillow to bite.”
If I had any money, I’d consider investing it in companies that make antidepressants. The demand for them is gonna skyrocket when the food stamp president loses the election. (Or maybe I’d invest in champagne, sales of which will also skyrocket when the food stamp president loses the election.)
BACKLOG OF VETERANS’ DISABILITY CLAIMS JUMPS 179% UNDER OBAMA
He can’t be bothered with triflings…he has a campaign to run
BLACK MOB VIOLENCE BLAMED ON WHITE KIDS’ DRINKING
It has nothing to do with the fact they’re ignorant,vicious savages who see violence as the only means to get what they want
GREASY PULLET UNDER 45% WITH 16% UNDECIDED
Get ready to dip her in boiling water and pluck her pinfeathers…she’s about done
VIDEO:CONN. SENATE RACE BETWEEN McMAHON AND MURPHY GETS HEATED
How great would it be to have a Republican senator from deep-blue Connecticut?
It would be great only if it’s not another Lowell Weicker.
OBAMA’S ELECTION EVE DEAL WITH IRAN
Plans to announce they’re suspending nuclear enrichment…until after the election,of course
UNFUNNY GAP-TOOTHED WEASEL CALLS ROMNEY A FELON
Wear any criticism from this humanoid as a badge of honor
Well, Pete, you’re going to have to find a new reference to Dave, because he had his teeth gaposis remedied, doncha know. I Google image-searched it and found this.
AAgh!!!My eyes!My eyes!
TALIBAN THREATENS TO BOMB CODE PINKO DEMONSTRATIONS IN PAKISTAN
These harpies will find out they’re not in Kansas anymore.They treat women worse than they treat their goats.
O’REILLY:THIS ELECTION IS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO WANT STUFF
BATTLEGROUND POLL:ROMNEY UP 16 POINTS WITH INDEPENDENTS,13 IN ENTHUSIASM
Rasmussen Reports says in OHIO, VIRGINIA, FLORIDA, Romney has pulled ahead of Obama by a point or two overall, but is leading by big margins among voters not affiliated with either major party.
Undecideds are clocking in at 1% to 3%.
Oct 5, 2012: Romney Debate Bounce: Dead Heat With Obama in Key States
OBAMA LEAD IN VA. SHRINKS TO SMALLEST OF ELECTION CYCLE
Happy Columbus Day
Wait… that’s the 12th, isn’t it? Next thing you know, they’ll try to tell me Lincoln and Washington have the same birthday…
In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety-Two,
the AmerInds discovered Columbus, lost at sea.
It is not the history I was taught, and it is revisionist P.C., yet the truth of it is what makes it funny. The children’s version was, the world was flat until Columbus proved it was round, or something. The adult version is, nobody had tried to do what he did, because everyone knew the world was round, and mariners and other scientists of the day knew just about exactly how far it would be from Europe sailing west to Asia. That’s why nobody tried it. Ol’ Chris C. was bad at math, his sponsors were no better, or else they just wanted to get rid of him, and he and his crew would have been dead at sea had it not been for one of history’s most consequential accidents, there just happened to be an entire other hemisphere that he bumped into.
Columbus died without ever knowing he hadn’t made it to Asia.
This is a big holiday in Chicago’s Italian American Community. A few years ago, one of my young cousins was queen so the the whole familia, went downtown to cheer her on. During the whole parade, we had to listen to a barrage of “indian” activists, beating drums and calling Columbus a murderer and demanding an end to this celebration.
After that, I lost all empathy for the native American cause.
Happy Columbus day to my fellow Italian Americans, and Americans of every background who are glad he was a lousy navigator.
Now I just wish all these activists could get lost.
Reminds me of something I just learned in a documentary about Israel. The nation that is now a model of democracy and prosperity was a medieval wasteland until the Jews took over. All those whiney Palestinians who never lived there, but refuse to move on and get a life somewhere else … THEIR ancestors didn’t do diddly to develop that land. So what they’re demanding is to steal from Israelis what Israelis built.
I also recall hearing a black soldier say once that he’d been to the land of his forefathers and was deeply grateful somebody kidnapped his own ancestors, so he didn’t end up living in such a backwards, third world armpit.
I don’t think there’s any country on earth where it’s better to be a black person than in the United States. I always wish I could ask black Americans one question: If you were given the power to rewrite history, would you go back and undo slavery if that meant that you would have been born in Africa rather than in the United States? There are all kinds of black Africans emigrating (or trying to emigrate) to the U.S., but when was the last time you heard of a black American emigrating to Uganda or Somalia or any of the other hellholes on that continent?
Perhaps you’ve seen this photo of Obama, preparing for the next debate?
The Chicago Way, Obama style:
This is an obvious graphic, and surely not the first entry in this meme, but I haven’t seen it yet, late to the starting gate as this is in the fast-pace political-mockery world. If I can’t be first, at least I can be next. 😀
Post-debate, Obama and Romney
(Imagining submission pee running down his pant leg)
A peek inside the mind of the smartest man in his mirror:
Obama’s debate notes (h/t Casey on HB)
SNL takes a couple of jabs at Romney, but they save the main ammunition for Mr Sleepyhead. When O has lost SNL, we’re gonna need wider hatbrims, ’cause the pigs be a-flyin’!
Now that’s funny. 😉
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