Posted by Pistol Pete
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WAAAHHH!ROMNEY WON’T PLAY BY OUR RULES!
Didn’t happen to mention that said “bulldozed” moderator gave Teh Won more minutes total, now did they?
IF YOU’RE A NO-TALENT HACK,YOU BETTER HAVE SOME COSMETIC SURGERY AND A FAMOUS LAST NAME
Take some Pepto-Bismol and call me in the morning.
HOW DARE YOU!
Rasmussen for Friday, Oct 5, 2012: Obama 49% vs. Romney 47% vs. Undecided 3% vs. Other 1%
THIS IS BY A PAC CALLED AMERICAN FUTURE FUND
QUICK,GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS
MY NAME IS JOE BIDEN–I’M A COMPLETE TOOL
I survived almost two minutes of this useless ass-kisser.If you want to skip it,you’re forgiven.
What a dipstick!
THIS IS A GOOD ONE
Right on the money.
THIS MAN UNDERSTANDS BUSINESS
THIS GOOF ALMOST STOLE THE PRESIDENCY
Seriously? And does the White House staff NOT know Denver is high up? Barack, your failure to plan is part of the problem, not an excuse for poor performance.
THE NEXT DEBATE IS ON FOREIGN POLICY
This oughta be good
Slip once, you get a pass. Maybe. Slip twice, it’s pretty obvious your slip is showing!
[Self-plugola and re-run time: My take on the first time he said it.]
Those are funny!
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ROMNEY ADS I’VE SEEN
There’s a young gun coming after you.
You were leeching off the government before he was born.
He’s in better shape than you’ve ever been,and smarter than you’ll ever be
He kills deer with a bow and leaves their entrails in the woods.
Get the pcture?You might need a backup plan for next Thursday
Joe Biden decides to employ the campaign strategy that worked so stunningly well for Walter Mondale in 1984.
SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT
They compiled all the ‘uh’s’ from the most gifted orator of our lifetime
Thank goodness! I was going to do it, but I didn’t look forward to the task. Funny, though, I was sure the stuttering and mumbling accounted for that five minutes more that Obama had. Well, they probably missed a few.
ROMNEY MADE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT THE COLORADO CPAC MEETING YESTERDAY
Now there was a rare moment of honesty. I hadn’t seen that one before!
I’m lazy because I grew up in Hawaii. Riiiiiiiiiiight.
‘WHEN YOU’RE NOT THAT BRIGHT,YOU CAN’T GET BETTER PREPARED.’
Pistol Pete’s Pix 2012 Oct 4
20 videos, a little over 37 minutes run time.
You know, I could embed the playlist itself here, rather than just a link, but that would be just one more video on the page and repetitive, right? Right.
Just realized I can create the playlist, then just tell YouTube Downloader to download the whole list. I’ve been dl’ing them singly, cut-paste-enter, cut-paste-enter. Live ‘n’ larn. As Pete’s Granny would say, [something catchy and appropriate here].
Palin rips Obama’s debate performance “Didn’t have his buddy, the Teleprompter, in front of him.”
Good RNC ad. Their video people are brilliant!
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