THE CONVENTION GRUDGE–DAY 3

Posted by Pistol Pete

60 days left until our nation comes up for parole from the sentence imposed on us by a jury of naive fools and welfare layabouts.

As Cankles once said,you have to “suspend disbelief” to accept the democrat party has any semblence of coherence.From moving Bozo’s immaculation speech inside citing phony weather concern so as not to embarrass the nation with images of an empty stadium, to forcing through a change in the platform to reinstate God and Israel after it blew up in their faces despite opposition from half the crowd, to their impeached rapist hero droning on for nearly an hour.If this is all they have I feel a little better about November.

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  1. pistol pete

    ISRAELI LEADER SLAMS DEMS FOR LEAVING JERUSALEM OUT OF PLATFORM,CLAIMS OBAMA REINSTATED IT FOR VOTES
    Word is that Obama ordered it himself.He knew about the omission when it was done.Bet the rent it was Rasputin who gave the order.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/09/06/israeli-leader-slams-dems-for-intentionally-leaving-jerusalem-off-party-platform-says-obama-had-it-added-back-in-for-votes/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      ITA … Valerie “Rasputin” Jarrett would totally do this, just like she shoved that HHS mandate down our throats.

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  2. pistol pete

    DICK DIRTBAG STARTED THE FIRESTORM WHEN HE WENT ON FOX TO BE ON A NETWORK PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCH.
    Not being used to being asked direct questions,he became incensed and filibustered for over five minutes.Mercifully,this is the edited version.He kept yammering about his party being accused of being godless.I still can’t figure out what his point was.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      It’s pathetic watching them keep trying to work that dull blade of an Alinsky intimidation tool. Carney did the EXACT SAME THING just five weeks ago.

      Today with lunch, Dearest and I watched part of a documentary about the Monitor and the Merrimack. These two videos kinda remind me of the first time the iron-sided Merrimack went into battle.

      Those mighty, wooden-sided warships kept whacking away at Merrimac with those big, bad canonballs that had worked so well for so many years … only to see them bounce off the Merrimack without doing any damage. Meanwhile, Merrimack was doing enormous damage to the northern fleet.

      Fortunately for us, we had our own Ironside, the Monitor, on the way to engage the Merrimack or the Civil War might have ended very differently.

      I’m not seeing any signs the Democrats have anything in their arsenal but the same old same old, though, do you?

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      • No, and it gets pretty tiresome that these willing servants of satan don’t see anything wrong with stonewalling on things so despicable that they can’t even utter an answer to the question or their bosses would be revealed as the monsters that they are.

        BTW, Chrissy, I’ve got a wreck map, showing the location of the Monitor off Hattaras, on the wall across from me right now. Just picked it up in Calabash a few months ago, and that’s within a stone’s throw from Myrtle Beach, where they got all the sand for that ridiculous Obama pyramid. 😉

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  3. pistol pete

    KLINTOON:SECOND TERM MEANS ‘SHARED PROSPERITY’
    Read:wealth redistribution redux.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/bill-clinton-rocks-dnc-second-obama-term-means-shared-prosperity/

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  4. pistol pete

    DEMOCRATS’ NIGHT OF 1,000 LIARS
    Night capped off by the Supreme Leader of Liars himself.
    http://frontpagemag.com/2012/dgreenfield/democrats-night-of-a-1000-liars/

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  5. pistol pete

    CONVENTION CHAIR VILLARAIGOSA DOING HIS DEER IN THE HEAGLIGHTS ROUTINE
    This was almost painful to watch.(heh heh)

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  6. pistol pete

    FIVE WAYS OBAMA IS NO BILL KLINTOON
    He’s only half-white
    http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/090512-624697-obama-is-no-bill-clinton.htm

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  7. pistol pete

    DOJ FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST GALLUP AFTER AXELDOUCHE CRITICISM
    Nice little polling outfit you got here.Be a shame if anything happened to it.
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/09/06/justice-dept-gallup-lawsuit-came-after-axelrod-criticized-pollsters/

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  8. pistol pete

    DEBBIE DOWNER’S LIES SO OUTRAGEOUS,ANDERSON COOPER THINKS SHE LIVES IN AN ‘ALTERNATE UNIVERSE’
    Grannyism:better to be silent and thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

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  9. pistol pete

    FIVE BIGGEST LIES FROM THE SECOND DAY OF THE DNC CONVENTION–FEATURING BUBBA KLINTOON
    Talk about a target-rich environment
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/these-are-the-5-biggest-lies-from-the-second-day-of-the-dnc-featuring-bill-clinton/

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  10. pistol pete

    MALKIN:OBAMA’S (UN) AMERICAN AUTO BAILOUT
    I cringe when I hear Joe Biteme scream:Bin Laden’s dead,GM is alive!!
    What a joke.
    http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials-on-the-right/090512-624662-obama-auto-bailout-failed-gm-stock-rock-bottom.htm

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  11. pistol pete

    PETER SCHIFF PRANKS DEMOCRATS–THEY DON’T GET THE JOKE
    The fact these morons can reproduce is frightening

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  12. pistol pete

    DEMOCRAT CONVENTION NEAR FIASCO TERRITORY
    Area podiatrists swamped with cases of gunshot wounds to the feet.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/09/democrat_convention_enters_fiasco_territory.html

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “First, the party announced that Barack Obama would move his acceptance speech to Time-Warner Arena, rather than face thousands of empty seats at Bank of America Stadium. With a straight face, spokespeople have assured us that threat of rain was so severe that there was no alternative. The fact that they were so desperate to get bodies to the stadium that they were handing out tickets in bars, we are expected to discount. As well, we must ignore the meteorologist of the local NBC affiliate who predicted the best weather of the week on Thursday.” ROFLLL

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    • GP

      OMG Pete you are so on a roll today. I am loving your intros!

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  13. pistol pete

    TINGLES: ‘BILL CLINTON SO GOOD HE WOULD KNOW HOW TO REPRODUCE ON MARS’
    I…just don’t have the heart to say it.

    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/09/06/tingles-bill-clinton-so-good-he-would-know-how-to-reproduce-on-mars/

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  14. pistol pete

    OBAMA HENCHMEN THROW DEMOCRATS UNDER THE BUS

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  15. pistol pete

    ROMNEY:DNC A ‘CELEBRATION OF FAILURE’
    When you opponenet is digging a hole,stand back and let him do it.
    http://thehill.com/video/campaign/247771-romney-dem-convention-so-far-is-a-celebration-of-failure

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  16. pistol pete

    VDH:THE OBAMA HARE AND ROMNEY THE TORTOISE
    You don’t become as successful in business as Romney has without planning for every possible contingency.He knows exactlly what he’s doing.He was forced to hold the money for the general campaign until after the convention as Obama burned through hundreds of millions of dollars.Romney has a plan to use his money wisely and target swing states.That’s the difference between somebody who had to work for his money and one who had everything handed to him.

    This is an excellent piece.
    http://townhall.com/columnists/victordavishanson/2012/09/06/the_obama_hare_and_romney_the_tortoise

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “Obama cannot run on his record of Obamacare, reset foreign policy, Keynesian deficit priming, and wind and solar power in preference to developing fully vast new finds of oil and gas. What ultimately doomed incumbents Jerry Ford in 1976, Jimmy Carter in 1980 and George H.W. Bush in 1992 was that they likewise did not wish to talk about the economy under their respective watches, but instead alleged that their opponents would be far worse to the point of being unfit. Such tactics usually don’t work.”

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  17. pistol pete

    VIDEO:
    JOHN SUNUNU ON ROMNEY FALL CAMPAIGN–THEY’RE GOING TO CARPET BOMB ‘EM
    Investment advice:buy popcorn futures
    http://www.mediaite.com/online/john-sununu-on-romneys-fall-campaign-strategy-theyre-going-to-carpet-bomb-em/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “These folks are very disciplined, they’re very measured, they evaluate the effect of their individual ad and where they place it and they know exactly what they’re doing.” … Dearest and I were just saying something very similar.

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    • GP

      The achiever vs the deceiver.
      Can’t wait!

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  18. pistol pete

    KRAUTHAMMER EVISCERATES THE RAPIST

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  19. pistol pete

    OUR GIRL,KIRA DAVIS KICKED OUT OF MSLSD PAVILION
    Wear it as a badge of honor.You have more class than that whole gaggle of miscreants put together.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/09/05/Black-Romney-Supporter-Kicked-Out-of-MSNBC-Pavilion-By-Security-Guards-Secret-Service

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  20. pistol pete

    I HAD TO THROW THIS IN
    When you go into the polling booth,keep in mind democrats have no problem killing little treasures like this.

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  21. chrissythehyphenated

    Rasmussen Prez Poll – Likely Voters
    Tues: Romney 47% vs Obama 45% vs. Other 2% vs. Undecided 5%
    Wed: Romney 48% vs. Obama 45% vs. Other 2% vs. Undecided 5%
    Thur: Romney 47% vs. Obama 44% vs. Other 4% vs. Undecided 6%

    Gallup Prez Poll – Adult Americans
    August 28 through Sept 6 (both conventions)
    Romney 46% vs. Obama 47% throughout
    I don’t have access to Other and Undecideds

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  22. What A Hoot

    Oh my, this is one proud mother — just saw son’s facebook status:
    “These politicians on the tv tonight need to all go to bed without supper and wash their filthy mouths out with soap….that’s what always happened to me when I told a lie.”

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