THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I was considering whether or not to do a Saturday post,but there’s so much left over from the convention and the upcoming freak show the democrats are planning I thought I’d go ahead in case anybody’s around.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.IT’S A GIANT SAND SCUPTURE OF THE EXALTED ONE WHICH WILL BE DISPLAYED AT THE CONVENTION FOR ALL THE MEDIA TO BOW AND PRAY BEFORE

My head is spinning from the biblical passages I’m thinking of.

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  1. pistol pete

    OBAMA WILL MAKE SEVEN CAMPAIGN STOPS BEFORE VISITING FLOOD-RAVAGED LOUISIANA
    Leaders lead–followers follow.He had no intention of going until Romney announced he was going Friday with Gov. Bobby Jindal.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/31/obama-will-have-made-7-campaign-stops-before-visiting-where-hurricane-hit/

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  2. pistol pete

    OBAMA SPEECH TO SOLDIERS MET WITH SILENCE
    He had to make an appearance on the second anniversary of the end of combat operations in Iraq.He really didn’t want to be there.The troops weren’t too thrilled either.
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/31/obama-speech-to-soldiers-met-with-silence/

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    • GP

      Chrissy, my friend thinks the photo from this story looks photoshopped. What do you think?

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        The photo is attributed to MANDEL NGAN/AFP/Getty Images, so I went to Getty Images and did a search for “Fort Bliss.” There are a bunch of color and black and white pics there showing the same odd lighting . Apparently, only some of the audience was under some kind of cover and the mountains were in the background.

        I’ve noticed this odd “fake” look in photos my kids took where the land is really flat then way out in the distance, mountains pop up. The distance makes them blue, but there is no buildings or anything in between to provide perspective for all the space between the camera and the mountains, so the photo appears to have something wrong with it.

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  3. pistol pete

    THIS WILL ABSOLUTELY BREAK YOUR HEART
    These are the parents of a fallen SEAL who got a form letter from the Kenyan bastard.

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  4. pistol pete

    DNC SPEAKERS:THE USUAL,ANGRY,LEFTIST SUSPECTS
    Biden is scheduled to speak Thursday night,just before Obama.Guess they couldn’t figure out a way to keep him off the stage altogether.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/08/31/DNC-Speakers-the-usual-angry-leftest-suspects

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  5. pistol pete

    BIDEN TO TABLE OF GREEK MEN: ‘I’M JOE BIDENOPOLOUS’
    The gift that keeps on giving.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2012/08/31/biden-to-table-of-greek-men-im-joe-bidenopoulos/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I really hope I can watch the VP debate in toto on the internet. I turned off television in 1979 and there have been very few times since when I missed it. This would be one of them. … On second thought, I really do not miss the extraneous coverage at all. It’s been a pure pleasure watching just the speeches from the GOP, minus talking heads telling me what I should or should not have seen, heard or concluded all on my own.

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  6. pistol pete

    IF YOU MISSED IT THURSDAY,THIS IS AN AMAZING STORY OF ROMNEY’S COMPASSION.
    The choice could not be more clear.One man of quiet grace who would not brag about the kindness he’s shown–he just does it because it’s the right thing to do.The other is cold,selfish,aloof,uses people for his peronal benefit and his only character traits are hubris and anger.If you have not seen this,you owe it to yourself to watch.You’ll be better for it.

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  7. pistol pete

    BIDEN KISSES SUPPORTER ON THE LIPS FOR CRACKING EASTWOOD JOKE.
    There’s Paul Ryan,then there’s this tool.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/holy-mackerel-vp-biden-kisses-supporter-on-lips-for-cracking-clint-eastwood-joke/

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  8. pistol pete

    DEMS GIVING AWAY FREE TICKETS TO OBAMA SPEECH IN BARS
    It helps if you’re really drunk before you go.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/31/dems-giving-away-free-tickets-to-obamas-speech-at-bars/

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  9. pistol pete

    DID ANN ROMNEY SNUB VOGUE MAGAZINE?
    She’s as smart as she is beautiful.Who’d want to get anywhere near a coiled snake like Anna Wintour?
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/09/01/did-ann-romney-snub-vogue-magazine/

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  10. pistol pete

    VILLARAIGOSA LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOT MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS IN HIS UNDERWEAR

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  11. pistol pete

    MOVEon.ORG:GOP WANTS TO TAKE WOMEN BACK TO THE BACK ALLEY
    They are gambling their entire campaign that this women’s issue is a winner for them.As Paul Ryan said,they’re trying to sail on yesterday’s wind.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katehicks/2012/08/31/moveonorg_the_gop_wants_to_take_women_back_to_the_back_alley

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  12. pistol pete

    OBAMA CAMPAIGN SAYS IT WILL FILL STADIUM FOR CONVENTION FINALE
    Free food,free beer,and the kids can play in the giant sandbox that was his stupid sculpture.The rent-a-mob trick won’t work because the unions pulled their funding.
    http://thehill.com/conventions-2012/dem-convention-charlotte/246935-obama-campaign-says-it-will-fill-stadium-for-conventions-finale

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  13. pistol pete

    GHETTO TRASH WITH CASH OFFERS UP COURSE IN ‘SUPERMARKET SHOPPING 101’
    The next thing you know she’ll be offering tips on spotting bargains at Target.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/michelle-obama-presents-course-supermarket-shopping-101

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  14. pistol pete

    OBAMA:GOP VOTERS ‘OFTEN AGREE WITH ME’
    I’m old and forget a lot,but I think I’d have remembered that.

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/31/obama-republican-voters-often-agree-with-me/

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  15. pistol pete

    WHO WOULD FAIL TO HELP A BABY FIGHTING TO SURVIVE?
    Of all the things this miserable puke has ever done this infuriates me more than anything.As Americans we can withstand a lot of hardship and survive by doing for ourselves and keeping faith with God.But anyone who’s ever held one of The Creator’s incredible gifts in their arms,so innocent and helpless,the thought of dleberately letting a helpless little child die while feeling nothing makes me sick inside.My fervent hope is that in the course of this campaign the truth of what an unfeeling,stonehearted devil this hellspawn really is will come to light.The media purposely hid it to get him elected.The public needs to know who is really waging the war on women.Been awhile since I’ve gone on a rant.Sorry.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/09/who_would_fail_to_help_a_baby_fighting_to_survive.html

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  16. pistol pete

    I LIFTED THIS FROM IOTW-I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE
    Exclusive: Full Secret Agenda of the Democrat National Convention!

    Cub Reporter Biff Spackle scoops the world with the tippity-top secret agenda for the DNC.

    2012 Democrat National Convention
    Schedule of Events

    7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
    7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS
    7:20 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama
    7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER – Reverend Jeremiah Wright
    7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING – Darryl Hannah
    7:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Darryl Hannah
    8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! – Al Gore
    8:30 pm WHY FOURTH TRIMESTER ABORTIONS MATTER – Barbara Boxer
    8:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barbara Boxer
    9:00 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES – John Kerry
    9:30 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM HUSSEIN AND MUAMMAR GADDAFI – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
    9:55 pm INCOHERENT RAMBLING ABOUT COWBOY POETRY, ETC. – Harry Reid
    10:00 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Susan Sarandon
    10:05 pm COLLECTION DRIVE FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN MEMORIAL FUND – Cher
    10:30 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY – Sean Penn
    11:00 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS – William Jefferson Clinton
    11:45 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Susan Sarandon’s Rack
    11:50 pm A PLEA FOR MASS PARDONS OF THE OCCUPY WALL STREET RAPISTS – Howard Dean
    12:15 am FREE THE MINUTEMEN IN AFGHANISTAN’S PRISONS – Michael Moore
    12:25 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Jessica Alba
    12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
    12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Nancy Pelosi
    12:55 am Barack Obama ACCEPTS NOMINATION, GRAMMY, AND TONY AWARDS
    1:15 am THE TRUE STORY: HOW I KILLED BIN LADEN – Barack Obama
    1:25 am Max Baucus SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM
    1:30 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
    1:55 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Mitt McRyan
    :00 am Bill Clinton asks Max Baucus to drive Hillary home

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  17. Yay Saturday thread! Thanks, Pete!

    “‘I’m drafting a DNC speech to imaginary Romney in an empty factory” -actor George “Sulu” Takei tweeted.

    So I did this:
    Clint Eastwood vs. George Takei – The only problem is the image. And the message. And the effect.

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  18. By way of IowaHawk, by way of… well, anyway, you know how linkage goes… I found #DNCSurpriseSpeakers

    A sampling:

    Demetrius Minor @dminor85:
    the Gov. Of OIHO

    J.Pimentel @nishmah:
    The surviving Chicago gunshot victims from last week if they can all fit on stage.

    Ed Baker @EdBaker3000:
    Obama’s composite girlfriend.

    ryuge @0ryuge:
    A well-armed and grateful Mexican druglord
    and
    A reunited Choom Gang

    David Burge @iowahawkblog:
    #DNCSurpriseSpeakers The Guy Married To Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (blinking ‘SOS’ in Morse Code) #TGMTDWS

    Would you believe this is the first time I ever went to a Twitter #hashtag page? My innocence is lost.

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