Posted by Pistol Pete
Well,DW got home yesterday from visiting her dad.She seemed a little disappointed that the dishes were done,there were no wet towels on the bathroom floor and no dirty socks on the living room floor.I think she was planning to file for federal disaster aid.
“Who are you,and what have you done with my husband?” she queried.
“Shut up and fix me dinner,woman!”
“Yup,I’m in the right house!”
The secret to a long and happy marriage is the ability to laugh with each other–and have televisions at opposite ends of the house so there’s no arguing about what to watch.
THE MAGIC OF MAKEUP
h/t to IOTW