Posted by Pistol Pete
I have no idea where I’m going,but I’ll know when I get there
Filed under Barack Obama, Funny Stuff
GIFFORDS’ HAND-PICKED CANDIDATE WINS AZ CONGRESSIONAL SEAT
He will face off in November against Jesse Kelly,the man he beat who narrowly lost to Giffords
Books I have that I’m ready to give away. Books are free; I’d accept a bit of help with the postage. More coming:
A God Who Hates–Wafa Sultan
The Blood of Lambs–Kamal Saleem
Whiny Little Bitch (Obama)–Mike Cullen
Laughing at Obama–Scott Ott
Muslim Mafia–Gaubatz and Sperry
I Can’t Believe I’m Sitting Next to a Republican–Harry Stein
Arguing with Idiots–Glenn Beck
What happened to the book exchange? Did we give up on it? Please not; I can’t keep all these books once I read them or I’ll have to live outside–in Montana, in the winter. Thank you, but, NO!
Two more–don’t all speak up at once! LOL:
The B,S. of A.–Brian Sack
Project President–Ben Shapiro
I’d really like Whiny Little Bitch. “Obama’s Party – Congressional Democrats view tax cuts with the same enthusiasm as a vampire viewing a crucifix. Come to think of it, Congressional Democrats view a crucifix with the same enthusiasm as a vampire viewing a crucifix.” ROFLL
Don’t want to be greedy, but I could also like Laughing at Obama.
Don’t think of it as “greedy”. Think of it as helping a needy friend!! Whiny Little Bitch was written by a computer dude. Very sarcastic man.
REPORTER GUSHES, ‘YOU SHOULD BE ON AMERICAN IDOL’
He sees himself as THE American Idol(thou shalt not worship any graven images)
Where does the white house staff find these morons that get the interviews? Just once, I would love to see him sit down with a real reporter who will ask him a question tougher than “Are You smarter than a first grader”.
It truly is sickening. They treat him like a celebrity, not a president.
I would love to see him go up against Chris Wallace or John Kass. But we know that won’t happen as long as there is a long line of guys like this available.
Having a frontal lobotomy seems to be a prerequisite for the job.
Ew ew ew … who IS that turkey?! ::shiver::
THE WOLVES ARE CIRCLING THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN
I remember in the movie Patton,George C. Scott said in his opening monologue: ‘America loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser.’
General Patton obviously never met a Chicago Cubs fan.
“The Obama campaign is spinning out of control. They are off message, panicked, confused, and unequipped to deal with the avalanche of problems confronting America and the world.”
Sweet music to my ears.
NEWEST CURRENT TV HIRE,JOYLESS BEWHORE:IT WOULD BE ‘COOL’ IF ROMNEY’S HOUSE BURNED DOWN
She also said conservatives were welcome on her show ‘if they have the balls’.
I pass the physical,you unfunny crone,try me and see what happens.
Methinks that maybe she is just coming out with these outrageous comments in a pathetic attempt to get someone to listen to her. I am not taking the bait. I refuse to watch the view because of this she devil, so I will not bother to check out any video of her new show.
PP–again, you watch this stuff
SO WE DON’T HAVE TO. lol
If anyone said it would be cool if the Obamas’ house burned down, they’d be taken into custody immediately. The double standard is alive and well.
A FLASH MOB YOU’LL WANT TO SEE
Thought I posted this a while back. But it is worth seeing again. Not many of these guys left.
God saved the world with heroes like this.
God bless today’s generation of heroes.
My dear friend’s son just became a Navy Seal this week.
I pray that he serves under a real leader soon.
Definitely worth watching again. So few of our WW2 heroes still remain, and we should never miss an opportunity to honor them.
But Pete, you need to remember to put a kleenex alert on these things.
“Not many of these guys left.” After Mrs Ww and I watched the Chicago one (I won’t re-post it; YouTube zSF0S50c9c0), we were noting the same thing, the all-too-rapidly dwindling numbers, all those wheelchairs & canes, and I recalled, when we were children, there were still a few Civil War vets alive.
Measured by short human lifespans, WW2 or the Civil War especially were a long time ago, but I remember, as a kid reading war comics, being impressed by how WW2 had only ended so few years back. Europe was still rebuilding! Lots of modern folks have a perspective about as long as the last TV season, if that, but I think we ought to have the perspective that the Cold War, the World Wars, historically, they just happened. The dangers are not long ago and far away. They’re still here and now.
Dearest and I are watching a documentary series about the War of 1812. He had a great history teacher in high school and I was in an Advanced Placement American History class, but NEITHER of us knew any of this stuff. I am so grateful to the Tea Party, Glenn Beck, Andrew Breitbart, &c. for getting us interested in exploring our roots. What a rich history the fricking NEA has deprived us and our kids and grandkids from learning in school. I’m hoping my kids home school or at the very least supplement with large doses of uplifting, inspiring true tales from our nation’s past.
What’s the 1812 documentary?
Ah, thanks. I subscribed to NetFlix for about 20 minutes a couple of months ago, but everything I wanted to see was by DVD not downloadable. So I closed it out and never went back.
Is this YouTube the same? “First Invasion War of 1812”? (1st of 3 parts) youtu.be/c7Hh8W69cos (entered w/o http:// so as not to embed the vid).
Heh.. This is the first time I’ve replied directly from my WordPress “notifications” page rather than on PoliNation. Feels like cheating or something. 😀
I didn’t find anything at YouTube, but the flag is at the Smithsonian and they have a lot here: http://americanhistory.si.edu/starspangledbanner/
Of course I cried. And then…..well maybe it is due to the tensions in the country right now…..I noticed something….and it is another instance I keep my thoughts close…….and get back to the real point of the vid which is ALL the veterans that walked off that plane and the emotion it still evokes in a crowd when they pass……more than a remnant remembers…..Thank you, WWII Veterans!
The most moving moment to me was the people who stepped out to shake hands and thank individual Veterans. ::sniff:: I felt like they were representing me too.
“…people who stepped out to shake hands and thank individual Veterans… felt like they were representing me too.” Truly, Chrissy, truly! Well said.
Interesting reactions when you thank a vet. Sometimes, they’re a little embarrassed, sometimes just appreciative. But when you express thanks and the vet looks at you like no one has ever done that before, that’s a real mixed-emotions moment. I get that reaction less nowadays than I used to.
One of my kids was embarrassed when she was thanked for her service before she’d deployed even once. Now that she’s been twice and lost comrades and good friends, she’s grateful and only gets embarrassed if someone tries to call her a hero. In her mind, that word doesn’t apply to her service. I obviously think differently :-). And so did her CO, who put her up for a Bronze Star Medal. His commendation gives me goose bumps of maternal pride.
MIDDLEBOROUGH,MASS. OKS $20 FINE FOR SWEARING IN PUBLIC
Its a safe bet you’ll never see Joe Biteme or Bill Maher there.Take out their swear words and they’re as mute as Harpo Marx.
l m F a o!
What A Hoot may have to bypass the town lest we go broke.
Young son recently pointed out I need to teach him some social skills about what is not proper and what is proper to say. He says he was embarrassed to find out “pissed off” is very bad to say and is swearing and not appropriate for other children to hear. Their parents might not “want their children playing with someone who doesn’t know proper social talk.” “Ouch,” says mom.
I got my wake up call when Mama Buzz was learning to talk. She stubbed her toe, grabbed it and said, “Oh Shhhh … what’s that word you say, Mommy?” BLUSHING!!
When my middle daughter was about three, we were over visiting a neighbor who was extremely strict about language — she used to ground her own kids for a week if they said “gosh” or “golly” or “gee,” never mind the really profane stuff like “darn” or “heck.” Anyway, the neighbor suggested we all go do something fun — I forget what it was — and my sweet little girl, overcome with excitement, yelled “HOT DAMN!” I almost died of embarrassment.
OBAMA: ‘THE GOP STUCK ME WITH THE TAB FOR A STEAK DINNER’
He’s going to stick with this sorry excuse until they drag his bony carcass out of the People’s House.He sure can’t run on his record.
Most ironic line from Obama: “Those of us who have spent time in the real world….” ROFLMAOGFBCMAS! (ROFLMAO Gasping For Breath Clutching My Aching Sides)
Splitting a gut with you AMW!
Oh for crying out loud… what Obama knows about the real world would fit on the back of a matchbook.
or in the tip of a condom.
YOU CAN COUNT ON OL’ PP TO FIND THE NEWEST ADS;THIS IS HOT OFF THE PRESS FROM THE RNC
I love the video in windows of empty factory. Nicely done. The “pivot” thing made me laugh, what with old Rahm being a former ballet dancer and all. ::snort::
DETROIT CITY COUNCIL WILL NOT DROP LAWSUIT THAT WILL BANKRUPT DETROIT IN FOUR DAYS
They’re like unions–they don’t care if the state goes broke as long as they get what they want.
ALLEN WEST:ERIC HOLDER IS A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT
You’re being much too kind,Congressman West
It has been downright creepy watching Holder during the Senate hearings. The utter contempt he has for the judicial process is unbelievable.
We all know that if this guy was Bush’s AG, the libs would be en masse protests. Yet, Holder is barely a blip on the alphabets.
Rule of law is hanging by a thread in this country.
Put this scum in jail!
How I wish West would be our VP. That would overcome all my tepid feelings for mittens.
I agree, GP.
Love Allen West. But that obama ad intro sucked! (referencing conversation upstream about swearing…..”sucked” is a swear word, don’t you know, according to son’s playmate. Is it on the town’s list? I am ready to tell Oh-Little-Son to tell his F- little friends there is a difference between swearing and trash talking! Yep, realize it is a fine line…. guess it is time for the soap bar for me…)
Ugh, I hate the taste of soap — I learned to know it well as a child, and haven’t forgotten how awful it was, even many decades later. What if we just set up a penalty jar in the sidebar instead? Then whenever Pete makes one of his famous racist/sexist/homophobic comments, or one of us uses a naughty word, we could just put a quarter in the penalty jar. The money could go into a special fund for emergencies — like the next time Pete’s coffee maker bites the dust, or Chrissy needs new computer software, or something.
p.s. I detest those stupid democrat political ads that YouTube puts at the beginning of just about everything! They are so irritating!
I lucked out. The ad I got was a really good one for how to do hands only CPR.
No fair. I keep getting ads from Obama’s campaign and other DNC b.s.
UW REGENTS APPROVE 5.5% TUITION HIKE WHILE EVERYONE WAS DISTRACTED BY THE RECALL
I never understood students angry at everybody over tuition hikes except for the greedy pigs that are actually doing it
What a prime example of how young minds are tools for the “progressives”. Only two kids show up to protest tuition hikes, while thousands protested against Walker????
Just goes to show how brainwashed these kids are.
They should be protesting the democrats, who have taken over the reins of higher education so that they can control the populace when Obama grabbed control of the student loan program. As long as they keep offering all the federal money to Universities, there will be no incentive to lower costs. The middle class is paying the brunt of this. Their families “make too much money” to qualify for loans or scholarships so these kids graduate with thousands in debt.
And since the govt controls the loans, they can control who gets them. White kids or conservatives need not apply.
How are they ever going to get ahead when they start out in such a deep hole, with degrees that don’t mean crap, and there are no jobs?
And the tools keep voting for the likes of Obama, because they believe in all the hype.
That’s why Obama and his pals want every kid to go to college. More votes for the party of entitlements.
TIME FOR SOME ‘ZO
Oh … NICE. Just seeing Time for Zo made me GRIN. 🙂
MIKA BRZEZINSKI: ‘I’M HOPING’ BLAMING BUSH WILL WORK
It’s amazing what some cosmetic surgery and a famous last name will do for your career.Sorry,Mikster,that dog won’t hunt anymore.
CONSERVATIVE BEATS PARTY-BACKED CANDIDATE IN ND CONGRESSIONAL PRIMARY
George Allen also easily won the Republican Senate primary in Virginia and will face former governor Tim Kaine in November.
SEN. CORNYN TO HOLDER: ‘RESIGN’
C’mon.Senator,he’s just doing his job,which is protecting his boss’ sorry ass.
He’s suing Arizona to stop them from keeping illegals from voting.
He’s suing Florida to keep the dead and illegal from voting.
He’s protecting black criminals from being held accountable for their lawlessness.
Fast and Furious was initiated to pass laws to take guns out of law-abiding citizens’ hands.
You can’t blame him for following his leader’s commands,can you?
Too bad–he ain’t goin’ nowhere.
I shudder to think what would be happening now if we had not had the tea party takeover in 2010.
REID:MAYBE WE CAN USE THAT CONTROVERSIAL PACQUIAO FIGHT TO GET A FEDERAL BOXING BILL PASSED
I’m not much of a fight fan,but when I heard he lost a fight he clearly won on a split decision the first thing I thought was defending his Catholic faith to condemn abortion was going to cost him.I have no proof,but it would not surprise me in the least.Leave it to that opportunistic toad to come up with useless and irrelevant legislation to deflect from their cowardice over not passing a budget.
BAM SUCKS UP TO THE JOOZ
Obama Schedule || Wednesday, June 13, 2012
by Keith Koffler on June 12, 2012, 9:30 pm
Spends half the day awarding Israeli President Shimon Peres the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Gosh, I hate to be cynical, but could this have anything to do with the Jewish vote? Appropriately enough, a fundraiser is squeezed in between events.
3:20 pm || Meets with Israeli President Shimon Peres
4:40 pm || Attends a fundraiser; W Hotel, Washington
7:10 pm || Awards Shimon Peres the Presidential Medal of Freedom at a dinner at the White House; East Room
8:30 pm || Attends reception with Peres; East Room
All times Eastern
Live Stream of Carney briefing at 12:30 pm
At the 2003 annual banquet of the Arab American Action Network, in a toast to Chicago professor and PLO spokesman Rashid Khalidi, he described Israel’s actions as “genocide against the Palestinian people.” (Supposedly on the tape withheld by the LA Times.)
I’m so glad he’s evolved so far in his appreciation of Israel.
Yeah, and his birthplace keeps evolving, too.
VIDEO:GEORGE H.W. BUSH TEARFULLY READS THE LETTER HE WROTE TO HIS CHILDREN TO HIS GRANDDAUGHTER
Beckel said Bush 41 was a class act.It may be the first time I’ve agreed with him.His presidency was the last of the WWII veterans era.Since then we’ve had an amoral Arkansas grifter,a righteous but meek republican and an America-hating totalitarian who gets by only because of his skin color.
This choked me up when I saw it yesterday.
ADAM COROLLA TALKS WITH BOR ABOUT GROWING UP ON WELFARE
I used to watch him on The Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.Their political views seem to be diametrically opposed
There are advantages of growing up poor. It makes one a dreamer and hungry enough to want to change one’s life.
While my family was not on welfare, we certainly were working poor. I had less than any of these welfare kids today. I had holes in my shoes by the end of the school year(no expensive Nikes, my music was $2 transistor radio that I earned by babysitting, and we ate out maybe twice a year.
But growing up on the IL prairie, with nothing to do, inspired me to work hard to get out. Fortunately, I had a great school with great teachers.
I have known a lot of poor people, and a lot of rich people. Money does not buy happiness. The only thing that makes us truly happy is loving others and dedicating oneself to helping others.
But first, the Lord helps those who help themselves.
That is why welfare is such a failure.
VIACOM TO CUT DON RICKLES’ OBAMA JOKE FROM SHIRLEY MACLAINE’S TRIBUTE
The left had a conniption over this comment:
“President Obama is a personal friend of mine,” said Rickles. “He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke.”
I got a few that might raise some eyebrows:
Obama’s mama used to babysit him by putting velcro on the ceiling and having him jump on the bed
Obama’s first girlfriend had braces-he called her a Black and Decker pecker-wrecker
He colors his lips purple so you can’t see the tattoo that says:inflate to 32 PSI
What do you call Bamster,Moochelle,Holder,and Jarrett in a Cadillac?Grand Theft Auto
Obama plays golf so he can dress in funny clothes the way white men do
He took his wife to a square dance once–the caller yelled: ‘Hoedown!’ and he threw her on the floor
He plans to solve the unemployment problem for blacks by expanding the NBA to 3,000 teams
He doesn’t do photo-ops at daycare centers anymore–kids keep asking: ‘Are you my daddy?’
They get worse,so I’ll stop
I think we’re going to have to come up with a penalty jar or something for when Pete makes raaaaaaacist jokes. 🙂
I think we should set up a betting pool for how long it will be until Pete gets audited by the IRS! LOL
Didn’t know you were a gambling woman, Frankly. 😀
I’m not. This just seems like such a SURE thing!
ZIMMERMAN’S WIFE CHARGED WITH PERJURY,RELEASED ON $1,000 BOND
The prosecutor knows anything short of a guilty verdict followed by immediate crucifixion will cause race riots.
I’ve never heard of jailing somebody for understating their wealth,but it’s a way to damage their credibility
The thugs are getting very brazen this summer in Chicago, thanks to encouragement from dear leader that they go out and get their fair share. They are learning quickly that the pickens are better in nicer neighborhoods:
Maybe it is time that we all learn some close combat training:
note: the audio is very annoying, and long. turn down the sound and just read the content, and watch the fox news video.
I think we’re going to have to come up with a penalty jar or something for when Pete makes raaaaaaacist jokes
I was just trying to make the point that for all the venom heaped on W,the ‘comedians’ claim they can’t joke about Dear Reader because there’s nothing to make fun of about him.It can be done,even without the profanity that laced through so many Bush jokes.I’ve heard a lot of jokes in all my years,I even remember a few of them.
Pete, you know we all love your sense of humor. It’s why we keep coming back. 🙂
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