THE SATURDAY GOOFINESS GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

There’s so much anger,resentment and disgust permeating the country,I thought you might need a break and read some of the silliness happening,peppered,of course,with my personal touch.

 

 

Sarah Jessica Parker is holding a high-roller fundraiser for the Living Saint June 14.She is considered a shoo-in for an Oscar nomination for her role in The War Horse

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57 responses to “THE SATURDAY GOOFINESS GRUDGE

  1. Pistol Pete

    MAN WHO FATHERED 30 KIDS ASKS COURT FOR A BREAK ON HIS CHILD SUPPORT
    OK,open question for all the ladies in my harem:what would ever possess any woman to lay down with a minimum-wage asshole who has kids with 11 different women?Do they think he loves any of them?Why would they be attracted to somebody who can’t keep it in their pants?
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-fathered-30-kids-needs-break-child-support-140439765.html

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    • The guy (I won’t call him a man) is obviously an amoral idiot, and as such probably can’t be held accountable for his actions. I blame the women for being stupid enough to have sex with him, and our family-destroying welfare system for enabling them all to be so extravagantly irresponsible at taxpayer expense.

      To be honest with you (and this will probably make me some enemies), I don’t think men who father children out of wedlock should be required by law to pay child support. If a woman wants a man to support her and their children, then she should refrain from having sex with him unless and until he marries her. Once they’re married, then he is obligated, legally and morally, to support their children. Likewise, I don’t think unmarried men should have any rights to children they father out of wedlock. If a man wishes to be involved in his children’s lives, then he should marry the mother before impregnating her.

      The fact that we treat unmarried parents exactly the way we treat married ones in this society — in effect pretending that there’s no difference — is one big reason we have such high levels of illegitimacy.

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      • KellyM.

        I don’t even know what to say anymore when I read stories like this. Our nation is experiencing a severe morality shortage. How do we turn this around?

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        • It’s not gonna be easy, that’s for damn sure.

          I decided I need to pray more … so whenever I see an Obama bumper sticker or sign, or anything of that nature, I pray for the person who put it up — that he or she will be mugged by reality (as I was, back when I was a liberal). I’m sure it would annoy the bejesus out of them if they knew some right wing nut was praying fervently for them to be disillusioned (i.e., disabused of their illusions), but that only makes it more fun. 🙂

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  2. Pistol Pete

    GUY ATTACHES EIGHT STEAKNIVES TO A POWER DRILL;WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

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  3. Pistol Pete

    REPORTER SLAPPED FOR TRYING TO KISS WILL SMITH ON THE LIPS
    Smith warned him:no tongue,dammit!

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  4. Pistol Pete

    HERE’S WHAT ROVE’S PAC THINKS OF OBOZO INSERTING HIMSELF IN PRESIDENTIAL BIOS:

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  5. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA NOT INVITED TO BARNEY FRANK’S WEDDING
    Guess he made a negative comment about the pattern Frank picked out so Barney smacked him with a used douche bag
    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/228415-obama-not-invited-when-rep-frank-marries-longtime-partner

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  6. Pistol Pete

    PLUGS IS REALLY OFF HIS MEDS;HOW THE HELL CAN ANYBODY MAKE SO MUCH MONEY WHEN HE’S QUALIFIED FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?
    As Breitbart used to say:doubling down on stupid is not necessarily a good decision.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “My mother believed that if I wanted to be President of the United States, I could be Vice President.” ROFLLL

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  7. Pistol Pete

    THE HAMMER,OF COURSE,GOT IT RIGHT

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “I’m not sure he even knows what he’s saying.” You’re not sure? I am. I think the disconnect between Biden’s brain and his mouth has been made abundantly clear. Or maybe it’s that he has no brain. He does kinda resemble Dorothy’s Scarecrow, now that I think on it.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    REPORTER MOCKS ROMNEY BY ARRIVING AT RED CARPET IN A DOG KENNEL
    From the looks of her,she just had a litter of pups.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/reporter-mocks-mitt-romney-by-arriving-on-red-carpet-in-dog-kennel/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    OK,CHRISSY:HERE’S TODAYS POLITICAL ADS
    This is Romney’s first campaign ad;it’s a marked difference from the slash and burn tactics of the imposter.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA CAMPAIGN PRESS SECRETARY PIMP-SLAPPED ON CNN
    I heard the thunder–I’m waiting for the lightning
    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/16/Obama-Campaign-Press-Secretary-Scorched-In-CNN-Interview

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Beauitful!! LOL And it was CNN! Love how she says “Come back sometime.” Yeah, right. ::snort::

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  11. Pistol Pete

    ROVE:NORTH CAROLINA AND INDIANA ‘ARE GONE’ FOR OBAMA-WISCONSIN IS A BATTLEGROUND STATE
    If Walker wins the recall election,Obama is hip-deep in doo-doo.

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  12. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA IN KENYA:2006

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  13. Pistol Pete

    FLESH-EATING BACTERIA CONSUMES A MAN’S PENIS
    Then how does he pee?Never mind–I don’t wanna know.
    http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/05/18/flesh-eating-bacteria-consumes-man-penis/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    MALE STUDENT SUSPENDED FOR WEARING A SKIRT
    From the looks of him,he could use a good orthodontist.
    http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Exclusive-Male-Student-Suspended-for-Wearing-a-Skirt-152016685.html

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  15. GP

    Going to be an eventful weekend in Chicago. These scum are going into neighborhoods. A lot of cops live in Bridgeport, where Da Mayor has held court for years. You don’t mess with da folks from the southside.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/16/Anarchists-Hold-Fck-The-Police-March-Ahead-Of-NATO-Summit

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  16. GP

    This Chicago cop has a great blog:
    http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

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  17. Pistol Pete

    VICE-PANDERBEAR SUCKING UP IN W. VA AFTER FELON BEATS BOZO.
    Youtube makes it impossible to get away with what they used to.

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  18. Pistol Pete

    WHITE HOUSE GOES TO WAR WITH THE JOE BIDEN IT HAS

    The guy is like the last kid picked for a baseball team or having to hire somebody who’s as useless as tits on a boar hog because he’s your brother-in-law.
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/the-white-house-goes-to-war-with-the-joe-biden-it

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I wish we knew what Biden’s hold on him is. It sure ain’t those 3 electoral votes in Delaware!

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Oh this is rich … the photo on the article (Biden with ice cream) was taken in Steubenville, Ohio, home of Franciscan University, which just announced it was dropping its student health insurance plan because of Obama’s mandates.

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  19. Pistol Pete

    FAT AL GORE HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND
    She appears at least semi-conscious,no detectable scales or third eye protruding from her forehead.I guess fatboy can’t be too picky,what with the $3m shack he has to live in.
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/05/18/al-gore-has-a-girlfriend/

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    • GP

      Will the media ever connect the dots to Al Bore’s connections to the Chicago Climate Exchange, the southshore bank (which quietly folded this year) and how the Clinton’s, Obama’s and other democRats stole money from chumps who bought their phony carbon offsets. Why no charges in this extortion? Why has this not be investigated? It is every bit as bad as what Bernie Madoff did, except this scheme duped a lot of poor folk along with the rich and famous.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      She’s not hideous to look at, but she’s a good match for Gore re: integrity and intelligence. “The Post reports that this January the Gore and Keadle took a climate-change awareness trip to Antarctica with “experts” and notables such as Virgin Group founder Richard Branson, singer Jason Mraz, and actor Tommy Lee Jones. In 2004 Keadle and her ex-husband, biotech entrepreneur Lyle Turner invested in Gore’s Current TV.”

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  20. Pistol Pete

    F.U. SCHUMER HAVING MENSTRUAL CRAMPS OVER FACEBOOK CO-FOUNDER RENOUNCING CITIZENSHIP TO AVOID GIVING LIBS ANOTHER $60M TO PISS AWAY
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/05/18/schumer-silent-on-budget-makes-time-to-attack-facebook-co-founder/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Chuck Schmucker is “my” senator. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only pleasure I get out of it is sending him my pithy graphics on big sheets of cardstock where everyone who handles them gets to see them.

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      • GP

        Don’t feel bad. PP and I are stuck with Dick Turdbin, so we are right there with you.
        Shumer-Turdbin
        Who is worse?
        It is a toss up.

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        • chrissythehyphenated

          I think youse guys gots it woist. We just have the Tompkins County Commies running stuff. You have the Chicago Mob.

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          • I pity you both. Wisconsin has one good senator (Ron Johnson) and one lousy one (Herb Kohl), but the lousy one is retiring, so if we’re lucky a good guy will take his place. The four guys who are running for the Republican nomination were at the Wisconsin Right to Life convention last month, so I got to hear them speak and I liked all of them. Mark Neumann is my first choice, but any one of them would be a HUGE improvement over Kohl.

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            • chrissythehyphenated

              I just got my absentee ballot for the GOP primary for the Gillibrand’s NY Senate seat.

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  21. GP

    Can’t remember if I posted this, but since it contains a lot of fun and goofy stuff, I thought it would go well with PP’s theme today.
    This is my May tribute to Mom’s:
    http://preventcanswers.ning.com/group/121212project/page/may-2012-nurturing-mother-nature

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  22. Pistol Pete

    BUSH TO RETURN TO WHITE HOUSE TO UNVEIL OFFICIAL PORTRAIT
    What do you bet there’ll be a little picture of Purple Lips down in the corner,smiling and waving while holding a sign that says:Barry Was Here?
    http://in.news.yahoo.com/bush-return-white-house-unveil-official-portrait-082530357.html

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    • GP

      When Romney takes over, I hope he puts this one in the bathroom. And they can hang moo’s in the tool shed. After all, she has much such an impact with her organic gardening.
      Just another one of those shovel ready projects.

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      • Pistol Pete

        You mean the garden that the US Parks Dept. has to come in every night to transplant mature vegtables so it seems she never runs out of produce from?

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  23. GP

    It is a beautiful day here. I am off for a long bike ride.
    Have a great day everyone!

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  24. Pistol Pete

    THE 25 MOST RIDICULOUSLY-DRESSED DICATORS
    You only see outfits like these worn by fat white guys on a golf course.
    Make sure you wear dark glasses on when you see these.
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/thedictator/the-most-ridiculously-dressed-dictators

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Oh my … 6. Admiral General Aladeen, Republic of Wadiya … I saw Obama’s face with that photo and thought the uniform etc was a photoshop!

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  25. chrissythehyphenated

    Chen Guangcheng Leaves China on Flight for United States
    After a second Congressional hearing, during which he called to update members of Congress on the current status of his tenuous situation in China, forced abortion opponent Chen Guangcheng has finally been granted his visa request to leave China for the United States.

    Chen had languished in a Chinese hospital since American officials reportedly agreed to a deal with Chinese leaders to allow Chen to come to the United States to study and escape the nation that imprisoned him and forced him to endure house arrest for years because he exposed and helped the victims of a massive forced abortion and sterilization campaign in his hometown of Linyi.

    Chen eventually received passport applications for himself and his family and has been told that local officials in Shandong province will get him the necessary papers to leave the country. Now, that has happened.

    Chen documented 7,000 such forced abortion cases, taking down the names and addresses of those women who were victimized, as well as the particulars of the officials who committed these crimes. That is why the Chinese Communist Party is so eager to silence Chen. Not only has he exposed their crimes against the Chinese people, he has at least the potential to generate massive protests against the brutal one-child policy.

    FULL STORY: http://www.lifenews.com/2012/05/19/chen-guangcheng-leaves-china-on-flight-for-united-states/

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  26. chrissythehyphenated

    Another eery comparison between Obama and Carter. The latter’s speechwriter says in http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1979/05/the-passionless-presidency/8516/,

    “Why, in a man whose language was peppered with “bold” and “competent” and “superb,” was there so little passion to learn how to do the job?”

    Indeed!

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