THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

No promises today,I’m suffering from Mondaynucleosis.

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38 responses to “THE MONDAY GRUDGE

  1. Pistol Pete

    ‘ A COUPLE DOZEN’ SHOW UP FOR OBAMA DRIVEWAY SPEECH;HOST SAYS SHE MAY NOT VOTE FOR HIM
    I was going to post the video of BB King’s ‘The Thrill Is Gone” but that would be tacky.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/05/bummer-only-a-couple-dozen-turn-out-for-obamas-driveway-speech-host-says-she-may-not-vote-for-him/

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    • GP

      Wow things are really getting tough for Barry. He can’t even raise a few bucks hosting a garage sale.
      Cash for clunkers continues to be a joke.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    RAND PAUL: ‘I DIDN’T THINK OBAMA’S VIEWS ON MARRIAGE COULD GET ANY GAYER.’
    Careful,Rand–he may hit you with his purse.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Wow. I never listened to Rand Paul before. He reminds me of Santorum. I think I’ll have to go find a book about the Great Awakenings in this country. I know almost nothing about them.

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      • GP

        As much as I like some of the things Ron Paul stands for, the thought of his as president makes me cringe even more than Romney. I think the whole reason Ron is keeping his profile out there, even though he knows he can’t win is to pave the way for his platform and his son. I am all for Rand. He is more of a tea party candidate and doesn’t whine like Daddy. I also believe that Rand will be the reason Ron will not pursue a third party, even thought Paulbots are pushing for it. Ron knows that if he does go 3rd party, the GOP will turn on him and his son will get caught up in it. Rand may one day be able to accomplish what his divisive father cannot.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    PELOSI LEADS DELEGATION ON AFGHANISTAN VISIT
    These people screw camels and goats;they’ll take one look at the botox nightmare and say: ‘Oh,hell no!’
    http://thehill.com/blogs/global-affairs/middle-east-north-africa/227077-pelosi-leads-delegation-on-afghan-visit-to-discuss-security-womens-issues

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I want this book! :o)

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    • GP

      Barry was not popular in Chicago until he got propped up by Oprah and became the annointed “one”. He had to move out of the black community to Hyde Park, where rich folk like Ayers live, so he could even win a seat in the state legislature.
      I will wager that when he is ousted in a landslide in November (and I get more convinced this will happen every day), that people will not be able to get books out fast enough that dish the dirt on this poser. He has thrown everyone under the bus from his Grandma to Gibby, and I bet there will be lots of juicy tell-alls.
      Can’t wait!

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        Oh yeah! Dearest remarked last night, “Do you suppose we could get an all red electoral map?” Hee hee.

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  4. Pistol Pete

    FEMALE LIONESS PROGRAM
    When my stepdaughter was in the Guard,she and her boyfriend would go to the pistol range and she’d bring her targets home and tape them to her bedroom door.I pointed out to her brother that was her way of saying she has a gun and she knows how to use it.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Boy does all this look familiar! I am so proud of my girlie Marine :o). Some of her buds dropped by one time. It’s so funny. In civvies, the gals are just hot chicks. The guys? You can’t mistake the Marine haircut! LOL

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  5. Pistol Pete

    BARNEY THE RUMP RANGER GOES TOE-TO-TOE WITH MARCIA BLACKBURN–NO CONTEST
    Barney should have learned by now you don’t get into a battle of wits when you have no ammunition.
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/05/13/barney-frank-loses-composure-in-this-week-appearance-video/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I got as far as him saying there are no good reasons for supporting traditional marriage. Couldn’t continue. It makes me so angry when they simply REFUSE to acknowledge that we even HAVE REASONS (except homophobia, racism, blah di blah di blah). I used to be “sure why not?” about gay marriage, until I read the REASONS behind the “no way” position. You know what? They made SENSE. So I switched sides.

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      • GP

        The part that bugs me is that allowing gay “marriage” will mandate that churches perform ceremonies that are against church doctrine. I thought we had a separation of church and state? Churches have a right to keep their traditions.
        Why do these people refuse to compromise. Most people would be okay with civil unions, as long as they are written to protect children and would not be able to be used by those who want to exploit marriage more by bringing back things like polygamy.
        Marriage is a tradition that has been a part of society for generations. Why do we have to change it for a minority of people just because they scream loudly. Give them civil liberties, but don’t expect the rest of us to redefine marriage.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    FUNNY,CANDIDATE OBAMA WAS NOT A FAN OF ‘DISTRACTIONS’ FROM THE ECONOMY
    It’s sickening to see the Obama Regime and his harem of media whores try to bring up something–anything–to avoid talking about what a pathetic failure this man-child has been.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/erikajohnsen/2012/05/12/funny_candidate_obama_wasnt_such_a_fan_of_distractions_from_the_economy

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  7. Pistol Pete

    TRUMKA ON LABOR MONEY FOR DEMS: ‘WON’T BE AS MUCH AS IN THE PAST’
    Hey,fat boy–here’s an idea:pour a couple hundred mill into trying to recall Walker.Money can’t buy you love–or defeat a good man when his methods work.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV?id=

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  8. Pistol Pete

    TEA PARTY TO FRONT LINES IN WISCONSIN
    “We got their back, and we are not leaving them hanging,”
    Tea Parties from everywhere are descending on America’s Dairyland 21 days in advance of the June 5 primary to support Walker and Kleefisch.The unions are going to find out that sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn’t ought to have messed with.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/13/Exclusive-Tea-Party-to-Front-Lines-in-Wisconsin

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto is portrayed at the very end of the 1970 film Tora! Tora! Tora! saying after the attack on Pearl Harbor, “I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.”

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    • Ting

      Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! I wish the Tea Parties and Scott Walker and Kleefisch every success.

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      • Well, if signs and billboards mean anything, Walker is winning. I drive around a lot (mostly chauffeuring my daughter to all her stuff) and the pro-Walker signs and billboards outnumber the anti-Walker ones by a large margin. I think the labor unions (the primary source of anti-Walker cash) are feeling the pinch because they’ve wasted so much money on the recall elections, and because Walker made Wisconsin a de facto right-to-work state when he made union dues voluntary rather than mandatory.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA TO STUDENTS: ‘TEACH YOUR PARENTS TO TWEET’
    I refuse to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    LIB MEDIA CLAIMS VERANS FAVOR OBAMA
    They favor this clown like I favor pinkeye.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/05/i-call-bullsht-lib-media-says-veterans-favor-barack-obama/

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    • GP

      Mitt needs a vet as a running mate. I still hope he considers Col. West.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “Only 32 percent think the war in Iraq ended successfully, according to a Reuters/Ipsos poll. And far more of them would pull out of Afghanistan than continue military operations there.”

      Just a thought here, but the Soldiers I know up close and in person (a) LOATHE Obama, (b) are unhappy with Obama’s too early pull out from Iraq and (c) think we have done all we can in Afghanistan and should come home.

      As for this piece of donkey doo, “If the election were held today, Obama would win the veteran vote by as much as seven points over Romney, higher than his margin in the general population.” Ahem. Rasmussen has Romney UP BY EIGHT POINTS. Where did Reuters poll, their own newsrooms? “Reuters forgot to include the polling data with the article.”

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  11. Pistol Pete

    BAY BUCHANAN BITCH-SLAPS NASTY NORAH O’DONNELL ON WOMENS’ ‘GLASS CEILING’ IN POLITICS
    I almost felt sorry for that liberal prole…nah,just kiddin’
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/05/13/bay-buchanan-schools-norah-odonnell-glass-ceiling-politics

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Another dose of dignity for the presidency as Obama appears on The View to dish it with the Yentas. I gather he’ll be taking a victory lap for coming out in support of gay marriage.

    Maybe the White House will count this as a press conference.

    9:35 am || Departs White House
    10:45 am || Arrives New York
    1:10 pm || Delivers commencement address at Barnard College
    3:00 pm || Tapes an appearance on The View
    5:05 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser, Rubin Museum of Art
    6:50 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; private residence
    8:30 pm || Departs New York City
    9:40 pm || Arrives White House

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  13. Pistol Pete

    AFTER 42 YEARS IN CONGRESS,CHARLIE RANGEL MAY LOSE PRIMARY
    I thought when you got elected in Harlem,it was for life.Go figure.
    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2012/05/14/148540/after-42-years-in-house-charles.html

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  14. Pistol Pete

    PALIN ENDORSEMENT MAKES CRUZ CAMPAIGN SUN-SPOT HOT
    He’s been endorsed by Rand Paul,DeMint and Pat Toomey.He’s vying for the GOP nomination for senate from Texas against the RINO Lt. Gov.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/14/palin-makes-cruz-campaign-sun-spot-hot

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  15. What A Hoot

    Anyone want to give a go in the comments over here? You know some of you much admired and emulated (by me) logic connoisseurs? http://wtpotus.wordpress.com/2012/05/14/is-your-congressman-anti-american-communist-socialist/comment-page-1/#comment-82904

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