THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Normally there aren’t too many people around on Saturday,but since I had a lot to do yesterday I thought I’d do a short post in case anybody cared.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,YOU BLEEDING BEIGE BASTARD

THE WHITE HUT HAS OFFERED A LINE OF ONESIES WITH THE LGBT IN MIND

MY MOM NEVER BREAST-FED ME;SHE SAID WE WERE JUST FRIENDS

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41 responses to “THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

  1. Pistol Pete

    I USED TO HEAR THIS WHEN I WAS DATING….A LOT

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  2. Pistol Pete

    ROMNEY TO REPORTER:SO IS THERE ANYTHING OF SIGNIFICANCE YOU’D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
    They honest-to-goodness dug up something he was supposed to have done in 1965;didn’t we all in high school?Obama bragged about bullying a fat black girl and doing cocaine…a lot.
    All I ever did was sneak into the girls’ bathroom early in the morning,raise the toilet seat and stretch saran wrap tightly over the bowl then put the lid back down and hang around outside waiting for a girl to go in.When I heard the scream I made myself scarce.C’mon,now,didn’t we all do it?

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/erikajohnsen/2012/05/10/romney_to_reporter_so_is_there_anything_of_significance_youd_care_to_talk_about

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    • Everyone who never did anything silly, foolish, or embarrassing in high school, please raise your hand. Anyone? Anyone?

      p.s. Pete, you are permanently disqualified from ever running for office. I know that breaks your heart.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I was such a wimp. I stuck Eddie Kalaf with a pin in 5th grade and was so mortified about being singled out for punishment that I never stepped a toe out of line again.

      In college, I really went wild, got drunk one night in freshman year and ran a race in the snow with an abandoned shopping cart. The hangover was unpleasant and I was embarrassed about shouting in the streets when the neighbors were sleeping, so I didn’t do that again.

      Wow. I could run for office! Except … the whole reason I was so “good” is that I’m a wimp. I hate confrontation and am demolished by criticism. Maybe some bad behavior in the past is something we should look for in a politician who has to beat the dirty Chicago thugs, KWIM?

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      • Excellent point, Chrissy. Whenever I stepped out of line (which wasn’t very often, as I’m risk-averse by nature) I ALWAYS got caught, and being punished and humiliated was so traumatic for me that it kept me on the straight and narrow for a long, long time. In other words, I’m much too thin-skinned for the rough-and-tumble of politics — I wouldn’t last ten minutes once the leftist attacks began. That’s one reason I am in awe of strong women like Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Jan Brewer, and Ann Romney.

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        • chrissythehyphenated

          Michelle Malkin blows me away too. I watched her once on I think maybe The View (youtube, I do NOT watch The View gag me). She was seated in the middle and was being verbally attacked LITERALLY from both sides. I could not believe how she kept her cool, sat up straight and tall and responded cooly with facts. My esteem for her shot through the roof that day.

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      • GP

        You only used a pin? Hell I chased the boys around the neighborhood with my brothers BB gun, shooting them in the butt because they would not let me play baseball with them. And I pretended I needed help catching a frog in a pond in the woods, just so I could get close to a jerk named Mark who had called me four eyes. I pushed him in the pond when he squatted down on the log. LOL. Then I ran like hell. He never caught me. HA! And the boys let me play baseball from then on. I guess I am not first lady material.
        Sigh.

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    • GP

      I heard a former grocery checker on the radio say that Mrs. Romney once tried to use an expired coupon.
      Horrors.
      How could we have such a dishonest first lady!
      Not like the the paragon of virtue now in the white house.
      You know,
      the one who fabricated the story about why she no longer has a law license:
      http://mark12ministries.wordpress.com/jihad-v-christmas/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    EVEN DECENT-LOOKING LIB WOMEN HAVE AN ARROGANT,CONDESCENDING AND HATEFUL CORE SO UGLY IT WOULD MAKE A TRAIN TAKE A DIRT ROAD

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “make a train take a dirt road” ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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    • Ting

      That woman was so awful that I cannot believe that she will have that job for long. Maybe she thinks she is the female Bill O’Reilly or something. But I dislike Bill O’Reilly, too, and I don’t know how he keeps viewers and his job. So what do I know…

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  4. Pistol Pete

    ‘SOMETIMES I FORGET THERE’S A RECESSION’
    Thats understandable when you while away your days raising money,golfing and planning your monthly vacations.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA RAISES $15M AT CLOONEY’S HOME
    He moved 10 kilos of cocaine,8 keys of crystal meth and 100 pounds of high-grade Mexican marijuana.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/226841-obama-raises-15m-at-clooneys-home

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  6. Pistol Pete

    HOUSE DEMS TRAINED TO MAKE RACE THE ISSUE
    That’s like babies pooping their pants–it comes naturally.
    http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/house-dems-trained-make-race-issue/537146

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  7. Pistol Pete

    GAY MARRIAGE SHIFT GIVES OBAMA FUNDRAISING BOOST
    I imagine all the gays looking at him like a meat fudgesicle
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2012/05/11/national/a125005D95.DTL&tsp=1

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  8. Pistol Pete

    POLICE SENT TO RETRIEVE OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS FROM FOUR-YEAR-OLD
    Pittsburgh has a zero tolerance policy on dangerous literature–like
    Sleeping Beauty and Dora the Explorer
    http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/05/10/4-year-olds-overdue-library-books-returned/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    PERDUE:MARRIAGE AMENDMENT MAKES NORTH CAROLINA LOOK LIKE MISSISSIPI
    If Bev had her way it would look more like Taxifornia or Ill-Annoy

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  10. Pistol Pete

    KLINTOON:OBAMA IS AN “AMATEUR” AND “INCOMPETENT,DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO BE PRESIDENT.”
    So much for Hillary! replacing Plugs as VP.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/05/bill-clinton-obama-is-an-amateur-and-incompetent/

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    • Ting

      Well, I am shocked that they have this in the book. It will be interesting to see if the sources are named. Otherwise, I will not put much stock into it, even though the sentiment is accurate in my book.

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  11. chrissythehyphenated

    Saturday, May 12, 2012: The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll of Likely Voters

    Mitt Romney 50%
    Barack Obama 42%
    3rd party candidate 4%
    Undecided 3%

    http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll

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    • GP

      Obama’s “coming out” party is finally uniting the country. I hope he keeps yapping. By Nov. he will be down to the 25% of the lunatics who would vote for Manson before voting for a republican.

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  12. This post from Bad Catholic (one of my favorite blogs) is worth a read whether you’re Catholic or not (I’m not): Why Christianity Is Far More Sensible than Whatever You’re Doing Right Now.

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  13. If you need a good laugh, here’s a great column by Burt Prelutsky: The Man Who Would be Dictator

    “According to his book, ‘Dreams From My Father,’ Obama’s stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, belonged to a brand of Islam that believed that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate. One can’t help wondering if in his dreams, Obama chases cats.”

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  14. chrissythehyphenated

    Abortionist quitting the biz, going into family practice!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=WzTW2CpF0WU

    He doesn’t seem exactly contrite in this video, but God isn’t finished with him yet.

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