Posted by Pistol Pete
We’re all in a pissy mood tody;relax,we’ll get through it.
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THE ‘LIKEABLE’ BARACK OBAMA
Yeah, he is likeable like as snake charmer.
Sadly, too many Americans don’t know the difference between voting for the American Idol and the American President.
After all, we all know he can sing. He will probably be doing a lot more of it if it will charm his way to more votes.
Excerpt: “The same poll that showed the president more likable than Mr. Romney went on to report that a majority nonetheless thought the former Massachusetts governor would do a better job with the economy. …
64% say the country is on the wrong track;
76% say we’re still in recession; and only
25% believe the Supreme Court ought to uphold the entire health-care law.”
These numbers are from a LEFT-BIASED poll done for WaPo/ABC. That means these bad-for-Barry numbers are actually HIGHER among the voting public.
MEMEMECHELLE TO HOLD FOUR FUNDRAISERS IN TWO DAYS
But..but…Barry said we had to lay off her because she’s just a civilian.
CRISCO KID BAILS ON FUNDRAISER WITH BUNDLER WHO HELPED CRIMINALS GET TAX BREAKS
I’ve been afraid to post any items about the anorexic chicken for fear Chrissie will post THAT picture again.I still wake up in a cold sweat.
If they start nixing bundlers who have criminal ties, how will they raise ANY money?
Excellent point, GP. It’s kinda like … if we ever get voter ID passed in all 50 states, how will they ever get elected?
Or, if we ever get an unbiased MSM, how will they ever stay out of jail?
I do solemnly swear never ever to post THAT picture again. So help me God.
Yes, thank you. Some of us have weak stomachs.
Thank you for your service.
MICH. DNR UNLEASHES ARMED RAIDS ON SMALL PIG FARMERS,FORCE FARMERS TO SHOOT ALL THEIR PIGS.
Their excuse is some BS called ‘The Invasive Species Act.’
You won’t hear about it anywhere,but it is chilling to think the government has the power to invade small farm operations and order them to what is,in essence,commit bankruptcy.People scoffed when we said they would try to control the food supply.Sorry,but growing up on a small farm this is a sore spot with me.I know how hard it is to make ends meet,investing years of profit in new machinery and at the mercy of the weather.If they get their way,we can forget race riots,the food riots over shortages will be devastating.
Destroy small farmers. Move everyone off the farms except big Agra(which can be controlled through regulation), destroy the home values of everyone outside of the metro areas, putting an end to home ownership, destroy small businesses in small towns because there is no one around to buy anything, tax small businesses out of business (big business is easier to control with regulation and nepotism), and WHAM!
We have a new world order, under the thumb of the UN, facilitated by and American dictator in the guise of a president.
This is evil stuff, and this explains why a know- nothing-loser- community organizer was able to wipe out the Clinton machine, take over the DNC and become our “fearless” (ruthless) leader.
There is big money behind Obama. This is why we need to go out and vote in droves, or we are doomed.
God help us. This stuff makes my stomach hurt.
Mine too. It’s disgusting and infuriating.
It’s the stuff the End Times is made of. I honestly and truly believe that the results of the 2012 elections will determine just how close we are to that starting.
You are exactly right. But will enough people get it and get off their backsides and vote these suckers out?!
The Ron Paul people are the key. They know what is going on, although they are a bit out there with their Alex Jones conspiracy crapola. But if they do not back the GOP and decide to start a 3rd party, we lose enough votes to have Perot Part Deux. If Ron Paul is the American he professes to be, and tells his supporters to back Romney, we will win. This will show what RP is really made of. If he does not get behind the party to get rid of Obama, he is just another American Idol wannabe. I hope he cares enough about his son’s future that he will be a team player.
HEY,CHRISSY:HERE’S THE NEW RNC AD:
Oh yeah! SOMEbody in the GOP is doing a good job!! Hurrah!!!! Keep ’em coming, Pete! And all y’all, grab those URLs and email them out to your listies. We’ve GOT to counter the bs the MSM is dishing.
ROMNEY TO OBAMA: ‘START PACKING’
Sawyer asked him how he can relate to people since he is so rich.He broached the question,as politicians are wont to do.
Listen,you little trollop,you’re married to hollywood bigshot Mike Nichols and you make $12 million a year to read lines off a teleprompter.I had to work damn hard for what I have.I never got a free pass because my daddy was black and you presstitutes were so enamored with ‘making history’ that you purposely prevented anybody knowing anything about Obama until after he was elected.So you can take your class envy,1% garbage and haves vs. have-nots and shove it up your powdered derriere.
Thats why I’ll never be president.But that sure felt good.
Wouldn’t you just love to hear them ask that question to a dem?
Add here are a few more:
“Mr. Obama, how do explain your “fat cat banker” attacks when your grandmother was a fat cat banker?”.
“Mr. Kerry, how can you profess to be for raising taxes on Americans, when your wife takes advantage of every tax loophole and you moved your yatch to cheat the taxman?”
“Mr Clinton, how can you justify asking women to vote for you, when you have preyed on young women your whole life?”
etc. etc. etc.
Pete, perhaps you need to send this to the Romney campaign with your permission to borrow it! It is perfect! Do your part and prepare Romney for the next round of Bop-A-Bimbo.
BAD LIP READING-PLUGHEAD EDITION
AFTER COWARDLY PERFORMANCE BEFORE CONGRESSIONAL HEARING,GSA OFFICIAL WHO WASTED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS RUNS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH FROM NEWS CAMERAS
WISCONSIN’S PROPERTY TAXES DROP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 12 YEARS.
And all the polls show Scott Walker in recall trouble.No good deed goes unpunished,I guess.
WALKER TALKS POLICY,DEMS TALK HOOTERS
WaPo:WE TRIED TO BURY THAT STORY ABOUT OBAMA BLOWING UP THE DEFICIT
Does this make Obama a blowhard?
Yup, sure does!
BECKEL DROPS ‘F’-BOMB ON HANNITY
Whatasurprise (not) … he’s one of the libtard “pundits” at Fox. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Beckel
MR. PRESIDENT,IT’S ALL OF THE ABOVE
How can he get so much wrong in such a short time?.
Ooh, I love what he calls the whole lot of them … “Obamis” … hee hee! I am so stealing that!
This article with its linkies will give you a good summary of the hot political news items from the past week. it’s also got a nice sprinkling of amusing, snort-worthy lines. 🙂 Thanks, Pete!
GUTFELD:ASKING A COMEDIAN TO MAKE FUN OF OBAMA IS LIKE ASKING A PRIEST TO MOCK CHRIST
I love Greg. If I had a son his age he would look and act just like Greg.
‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ GAINING GROUND IN THE MONEY RACE AGAINST MARCY KAPTUR
MOOCH AND ELLEN DEGENERATE EXCHANGE PROM PICTURES
Ellen took her girlfriend;Mooch brought her victim.
This just ruined my breakfast. Mostly because I hate seeing Moochelle use the military for political gain, when she could care less about them.
GP. I hate looking at how the First Lady, I mean First Beeotch, isn’t developed enough in Charm School 101 skills to keep her legs together!
OBAMA MOVES TO CONTROL OIL INDUSTRY
Never doubt he’ll do just that if we can’t get rid of him.
Remember this gem?
We have got to oust this dictator.
OBAMA SENDS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO KENYA,WHERE HIS COUSIN IS PRIME MINISTER
Conflict of Interest on steroids! In fact, it is conflict of interest and a threat to national security to have a cousin to a leader of a socialist country as president of the US. Even more so since the president campaigned for that socialist, murdering leader. Nothing like handing a country over on a silver platter!
40 STATE SWEEP
RASMUSSEN:27% OF PEOPLE ARE AS DUMB AS A BAG OF HAMMERS
NOT TOO MUCH READING TODAY;LOTS OF VIDEOS.DIDN’T WANT TO BE TOO TAXING ON YOUR MINDS.”TAXING’. GET IT?I KILL ME SOMETIMES.
ANYHOODLES,HERE IS A VIDEO OF SOME PROUD MEMBERS OF OBAMANATION TRYING TO CRASH A ROMNEY EVENT.LOOK FOR THE INTENSITY OF THESE PACK ANIMALS TO INCREASE AS WE GET CLOSER TO THE FINISH LINE.
Astroturfing at it’s finest.
Imagine if the tea party ever did this to a demwit.
Ok, Moron Party Crashers. It is a private party. Sure you have to have tickets but only people meeting two criteria get in, 1) have a ticket AND 2) be a supporter of the campaigner. You DO NOT have rights as citizens to go to whatever party you want. Hey, I am having a party next week for my kid’s birthday — you don’t have a “right” to come so stay home! Parties, even if fundraisers, are private events and that is that. In fact, at my birthday bash I can say you can’t come because you are black. Or because you are a shrieking beotch. Or because you are a Communist. I could invite you and when you show up, if I don’t like who you are and are not who I thought you were, I CAN uninvite you! Of course I would not bar you for merely being black because I am not a racist and besides Allen and Herman are invited. (This in no way is intended as a racial slur.)
Which leads me to my report from the Tea Party rally in Chicago yesterday.
Here was the line up:
Congressman Joe Walsh, IL-8th District
Joel Pollak, Editor-in-chief and in-house counsel for
Dana Loesch, CNN contributor, Radio Host, Breitbart Editor http://thedanashow.wordpress.com/ about/
Wisconsin Lt. Governor Rebecca Kleefisch http://www.RebeccaForReal.com
Denise Cattoni, IL State Tea Party Coordinator http:// illinoisteaparty.net/
David From, Americans for Prosperity Illinois, http://www.americansforprosperity. org/illinois
Dan Proft, WLS-AM 890
Adam Andrzejewski, Founder, For the Good of Illinois
C. Steven Tucker, TruthaboutObamacare.com
Dr. Mark Neerhoff, OB/GYN http:// Docs4PatientCare.org/
Dr. Kurt Erickson, Cardiologist http://www.heartcc.com/Erickson.htm
Highlights for me:
Dana Loesch was great in her “I Am Brietbart” tshirt. I wish we had someone like her locally, fighting for women. She really put her stamp on the “women’s lib” movement.
I got to chat with Lt. Gov. Kleefisch! We exchanged a little fellow cancer survivor anecdotes. She is so funny!
For those of you who do not know Dan Proft, he is a great radio pundit here, and has a mind like a vise. Check out his webcasts sometimes at WLS.com if you can.
Joe Walsh did not show up, something to do with working on the secret service scandal.
It was a blustery day, and the turnout was disappointing, but it was heartening that there are still many of us who are not backing down. As usual, everyone was polite, the signs were all kosher, so there will be no fodder for the anti tea party propagandists. Not a spec of debris was left behind.
Take that you occupoopers. There poor cops had nothing to do.
And there was virtually NO press. What a surprise. I bet it did not even make the news or the papers, even though there were a couple of hundred of us. When Cindy Sheehan had a rally with a couple of dozen, the press was there in droves.
The most disappointing was when musician Bert Cattoni gave sang the Star Spangled Banner, almost everyone who was walking by kept walking! It broke my heart that they would not take a minute out of their day to pay tribute to our flag, especially those who were walking right under it! We saw you! Shame on you! You do not even deserve to live in this country, you ungrateful mindless prigs.
Bert Cattoni left us with his rendition of “I Still Believe”.
Maybe you can post it from you tube PP. When I complimented him on it, he gave me a CD! Let’s support him.
I posted a long one about the Chicago tea party rally. If it does not show up, I will try to repost.
Here is a summary from the SunTimes. Note how the whole article is about the dems, not the actual event. This is what we are dealing with here! The article is total promo for the dems trying to take over tea party seats.
And also note that the only sign they show is one that was pre printed that few people had. None of our homemade signs of course.
The ABC Chicago tea party spin:
If you look at the 1:50 mark, I am standing with the green bag behind the lady being interviewed with the RWB cap.
If you find a wide view. I was standing on the granite base of the Picasso. (I always hated that ugly thing).
“Reporting” does not describe what ABC did here. “Sneering at contemptuously” is closer to the mark. Right from the get go, with the host’s introduction to what the Buffett Rule “really means”, it’s all DNC talking points presented as straight fact against the GOP’s talking points presented as “what the Tea Party says.” They never even mentioned more than half the points I’ve made in my blogs on this issue. ARGH!
I agree, Chrissy — it was a pathetic piece of free advertising for the DNC, thinly disguised as a news story. Revolting.
What is really interesting is that both the ABC link and the SunTimes link are almost the same, as if they were written by the same person. Probably someone sent over the memo from the white house. Proof again that we have no more reporters, just repeaters.
That reminds of the tv show that had a next door neighbor who you never actually saw, but knew he was on the other side of the fence. I can’t recall the name, but it had Tim Allen, I think. We only saw enough to know you look fit and trim, and have good taste in accessories!
That guy in the voting graphic up top looks exactly like he’s standing at a urinal. Ew.
The Republican:dog::Democrat:cat analogy is seriously flawed. Cats are independent, self-cleaning, and very low maintenance. I have six of them at the moment (because my kids are always rescuing strays) and six cats are less work than one dog. Unlike cats, dogs are very dependent and needy. They have to be bathed and groomed, they have to be taken out for walks on a regular basis so they take care of their personal needs, and if you live in the city, you have to carry a plastic bag when you walk them so you can pick up their poop. Anyone who thinks dogs are “self-sufficient” (as the graphic claims) has never owned one. Dogs have many wonderful qualities, but self-sufficiency is not one of them. If I have to be gone for a few days, the cats can take care of themselves just fine while I’m away. Try leaving a dog alone in the house for a week and see what happens.
I agree. Cats can take care of themselves. Dogs are so needy, and they are real occupoopers!
The dems have it right with their mascot. They are ASSES in every sense. Loud, Dumb, stubborn, not very nice to look at.
And uncomfortable to sit on!
FOX News gives BOTH sides equal time
Obama’s Deputy Campaign Manager, Stephanie Cutter, was on Wolf Blitzer’s “The Situation Room” on CNN Friday, talking and talking and talking. Wolf was respectful, gave her all the time in the world to speak her piece. What a contrast to the hatchet job OUR side gets on ABC, NBC, CBS and their affiliates!
I recently figured out how to save big bucks on saline. I have an eye problem that requires me to flush with saline about once every two hours, round the clock. I wake up in the night with burning eyes and have to put cream around my eyes before bed to protect the delicate skin from the crap that leaks out in my tears or I get red and sore, like a sunburn.
Anyway, I go through a LOT of saline and it’s gotten more and more expensive, causing me to ponder if the pre-mix packets of salts I buy for my NeilMed nasal irrigator (good for allergies!) would be a safe, inexpensive substitute. I did the math and the cost differential is more than $3 a bottle! I reuse the saline bottles, squirting hydrogen peroxide inside before refilling to keep it sterile and using filtered water warmed to room temperature.
I just used up the first me-mixed bottle on my eyes and they feel fine. Well, not fine so much as no different from when I used the expensive saline.
Chrissy, can you send me some information about the nasal irrigator? My teenager has seasonal allergies and I’m looking for something that will help her. Although allergies of all kinds run in my family, I was the lucky one who didn’t get them, so I know nothing about how to deal with them. I was hoping my kids would be lucky as well, but my youngest is one of the unlucky ones. She really suffers when her allergies flare up, and it gets her depressed, almost despondent at times. Any info you can send me will be appreciated.
Detoxing the liver helps so much with allergies. I helped my young cousin get rid of all most all of hers (except cats). Also, iodine helps.
Chrissie, I would be happy to send you a sample of our skin care line to see if it helps with your dry eyes. Also, fish oil helps alot.
I use to have really dry eyes too, even got stys. The fish oil, and iodine has put an end to it.
Thanks! I’d love the sample. I’ve got Sjogren’s Syndrome, so dryness on cheeks and nose as well. At the moment, the best I’ve found to use is Neutrogena unscented hand cream.
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Fish Oil rocks.
Hoot, are you talking about fish oil that you ingest in capsules, or something you apply to the skin?
Use capsules. Do not use liquid forms. It goes rancid quickly when it hits the air, and temp changes, and has a short shelf life. Also make sure it is guaranteed mercury free, or you will end up with more toxins. Fish oil will also protect you from sunburn when it is injested. The skin is just a reflection of what is happening inside. Get your insides healthy and your skin will glow.
Ingest. Make sure it is pure and mercury free, though. Otherwise you create a whole new set of problems. Also, fish oil is best taken a capsule 5x/day vs in twosies or a handful. Taken reg. will also help lower borderline blood pressure. Chrissy, olive oil around your eyes. Or warm beeswax between two fingers and pat on gently. Rotating these two protects and heals the skin. Both stand up to the salt in tears.
GP, what do you use for liver detoxification?
I had great response from Usana’s Hepasil. It is a combo of tumeric, alpha lipoic acid, NAC, and milk thistle. It is gentle which is good because if you detox to fast, you can get into trouble. My girlfriend was having terrible itching for months, after just a few days with hepasil, it is gone. Usana also has a great 5 day digestive tract detox called RESET. It helps with carbo craving too. After cancer treatments, I really wanted to get the toxins out. I tried a lot of different products, including brands I could only get from my chiro. But Usana’s worked the best, and that is why I only use it now. Contact me at preventcanswers@gmail if you want some samples if you want to muscle test.
I also sit in a portable sauna every night, which is where I am headed right now. I love this thing.
Too bad you all do not live near me. I am doing a presentation on the Toxic home tomorrow.
Yes, I would love to try some samples. I’ll email you my address. Thanks!
I saw this one on Facebook, but I can’t share it there because I can’t afford to risk getting my tires slashed or my house egged — so I’m sharing it here:
“I’m waiting to hear if Obama is going to count those Columbian hookers as jobs created or saved.”
Heard some WH staff are involved as well, but no mention — only SS and the military know how to party, I guess. How come Hillary gets a pass on her partying and drinking it up? With all the top secret stuff she has going on, it is a real security threat for her to be boozing it up. No problems for her — she must have paid her hooker.
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Outstanding article by Andrew Klavan: Why Racism and Conservatism Don’t Mix
SO funny and really CLEVER.
FUNNY (also short and illustrated!) blog by Jim Walter @ http://jimwalterpix.typepad.com/download-the-kaboom/2010/03/high-art-babbling-with-dribbles-and-drivelling-with-babble.html
Combine old t-shirts and a hula hoop and you get a woven rug. This is so cool. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1BOAxl/familyfun.go.com/crafts/hula-hoop-rug-995304/print/?fb_action_ids=2995985026621&fb_action_types=stumbleupon%3Adiscover&fb_source=other_multiline
Wow, that is so clever! I am in awe of people who think up things like that.
Going to forward that one to my crafty daughter.
I would change one thing. When finished, slice the hoop and cast off instead. Can always duct tape hoop for next rug. Some hoops can just be pulled apart at some point, if look closely. I like that it only uses maybe 15 shirts. To crochet one with same material uses about thirty-forty! I was impressed with the cleverness of this idea.
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