Posted by Pistol Pete
When I posted yesterday,I knew which link would evoke the most response;DW has a nightshirt that says: ‘Save the Planet–It’s the Only One With Chocolate On It.’
She wreaks havoc on chocolate bunnies this time of year.
——-=ADD BY CHRISSY=———
——=HOW COULD I NOT?= —–
I’m feeling pretty good,so lets start this party.
YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF:
. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States . You may be a Muslim
THOUGHT OF SOME MORE:
11.If you go to the open air livestock market looking for a date,you might be a muslim
12.If you switch the diaper on your bottom for the one on your head to save time,you might be a Muslim
13. If you can bend over,put your head on the ground and stick your butt up in the air 5 times a day without farting,you might be a Muslim.
14.If you comb through your beard when you need a snack,you might be Muslim
15.If you crap in the corner to keep the flies off your wives,you might be a muslim
STOP!STOP!MY HAIR IS SMOULDERING ALREADY!