THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

When I posted yesterday,I knew which link would evoke the most response;DW has a nightshirt that says: ‘Save the Planet–It’s the Only One With Chocolate On It.’

She wreaks havoc on chocolate bunnies this time of year.

——-=ADD BY CHRISSY=———

——=HOW COULD I NOT?= —–

I’m feeling pretty good,so lets start this party.

TODAY’S CHUCKLE:

YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF:

. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States . You may be a Muslim

THOUGHT OF SOME MORE:

11.If you go to the open air livestock market looking for a date,you might be a muslim

12.If you switch the diaper on your bottom for the one on your head to save time,you might be a Muslim

13. If you can bend over,put your head on the ground and stick your butt up in the air 5 times a day without farting,you might be a Muslim.

14.If you comb through your beard when you need a snack,you might be  Muslim

15.If you crap in the corner to keep the flies off your wives,you might be a muslim

STOP!STOP!MY HAIR IS SMOULDERING ALREADY!

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40 responses to “THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

  1. Pistol Pete

    VIDEO SHOWS NO BLOOD OR BRUISES ON GEORGE ZIMMERMAN
    The media are pulling out all the stops to convict this man who hasn’t even been arrested.Too bad the Boy King never got this kind of scrutiny.
    http://news.yahoo.com/trayvon-martin-video-shows-no-blood-bruises-george-194108003–abc-news-topstories.html

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Both good points, Pete. The Laughing Stock Media is so screwed up. I need to remember Bob’s advice and pray for them.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    WHOA;SAME VIDEO SHOWS GASH IN THE BACK OF ZIMMERMAN’S HEAD
    Betcha ABC won’t point this out.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/03/sorry-abc-video-shows-gash-in-back-of-democrat-zimmermans-head-after-fight-with-trayvon-martin/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA CAMPAIGN:REPUBLICANS POLITICIZING TRAYVON’S DEATH
    Republicans are too inept to do anything like that.
    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/03/28/obama_campaign_republicans_are_politicizing_trayvon_martins_death.html

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  4. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA BUDGET REJECTED BY HOUSE 414-0
    They’ve lost that lovin’ feeling,dude.
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/mar/28/obama-budget-defeated-414-0/

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  5. RUSH:LEFT NOT NEARLY AS SMART AS WE THINK THEY ARE

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    • Ting

      I’m checking in quickly before the start of a crushingly busy few days, so I won’t have a chance to listen to Rush until the weekend. I sure hope that he is right, though, that they left are not smart. Problem is, I have seen much evidence that the GOP is dumb as dirt, so it is all relative.

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    • Pistol Pete

      CUT HIM A BREAK-HE’S TRYING TO DEFEND THE INDEFENSIBLE

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        “As long as they pay the tax” … except it’s not a tax. Or is it. “The tax penalty” … so only the penalty is a tax. Except I thought it wasn’t a tax. … I’m going to say a Hail Mary for this guy. He surely needs it.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    ‘RELOCATING’ CHILDREN
    This should incense every parent with children in public school.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/03/relocating_children.html

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  7. Pistol Pete

    CHELSEA CLINTON ON SANDRA FLUKE: ‘WE’VE BOTH BEEN ATTACKED BY RUSH LIMBAUGH.’
    You’d enjoy any kind of attention,you moon-faced heifer
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/chelsea-clinton-on-sandra-fluke-we-have-both-bee

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      These videos are priceless, Pete! Thanks!

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Pro-Obamacare Protester Has Hard Time Defending Her Position – March 28, 2012

      http://www.theblaze.com/stories/ive-read-it-on-the-obama-website-pro-obamacare-protester-has-hard-time-defending-her-position/

      Obama’s lawyer isn’t the only one who can’t defend the indefensible. The first video posted at this URL is an interview with the brain trust described below. The second is a mix of interviews that includes clips from the brain trust plus a lot more from common sense Tea Party Americans.

      According to the article, most of the protesters outside the SCOTUS building were Tea Partiers with homemade signs who were polite to their opposite numbers.

      It was the pro-ObamaCare people carrying pre-printed signs who got nasty.

      Case in point: A young, healthy woman carrying a sign reading “Women are not a preexisting condition” who yelled at a Tea Party woman in a motorized wheelchair. Classy.

      According to this brain trust, there are Real Studies showing that “women are often charged up to 50 percent more” for the same procedure.

      When asked what study, she burbled, “I, I’ve read various studies. I can’t point to one right now. I mean, I’ve read it on the Obama website.”

      And wouldn’t a study on the Obama website possibly have a political agenda?

      “Perhaps there is, but I think that it’s difficult for him to be publishing facts that are wrong.”

      [She says about a man who lies ten times before breakfast.]

      Where did you get the sign?

      “I picked it up from down there.”

      She also maintained that ObamaCare is constitutional, but couldn’t cite any jot or tittle in the Constitution to support her position.

      No doubt, it’s like the Real Studies. She read it on the Obama website, so it Must Be True.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    WOOKIE TO PRESENT AWARD TO TAYLOR SWIFT
    Must be election season;she has to make nice with rich,talented white girls
    Will Kanye be there?
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/28/first-lady-to-present-taylor-swift-with-award/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    THE OBAMA WOMEN ARE IN VEGAS
    I guess they figure to get all the free trips they can while they’re still livin’ large on our dime
    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/the-obama-women-are-in-vegas/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS,MR. ZIMMERMAN,BUT THE BLOODLETTING HASN’T BEGUN YET

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  11. What A Hoot

    Hey, anyone know the percentage of birth control usage that is strictly for non-birth control purposes? You know, regulate cycle, hormonal balance, etc.?

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    • Pistol Pete

      Not my area of,uh,expertise.However,there is a video of the Nubian Nighmare addressing Planned Parenthood where he mysteriously avoids mentioning one of their main services.

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    • GP

      No, but I do know this is not a good solution. If cycles are off, it is sign of hormonal inbalance. Giving the pill only messes up the balance more. Long use of the pill has been linked to breast cancer.Most likely, the thyroid is unbalanced, which is why the whole system is out of whack.Diet could also be a reason. But you need a forward thinking doctor to look at it like this. Most just want to give out the pills and get their fee.

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        ITA with you, GP, but my fave doctor said it was a tough sell to do more, because a lot of patients come in just wanting the scrip. After 30 years as a General Practitioner, he got turned on to Clinical Ecology and started trying to implement its wisdom into his regular practice.

        He ended up with essentially NO practice, as all his patients had no interest in modifying their diet or lifestyle in order to be truly well. They just wanted the pills to fix the symptoms.

        He had 5 kids in college and saw both his income and his professional standing dwindle to nothing. He said the other doctors he’d practiced with for decades wouldn’t be caught dead even making eye contact with him at the hospital. The mainline medical community had declared him a pariah.

        He struck out on his own and set up a specialty practice just for EI/MCS. He saved my life and my youngest daughter’s life as well. I asked him once why he didn’t cave and he said, “Because it was true.” He HAD to do what was best for his patients. But that is as rare a trait among doctors as being willing to change your lifestyle to be well is among patients.

        I saw that in my own family and I came from a group of hard-core, do-or-die athletes who would suffer any amount of pain to chase balls around. But when it came to doing anything more than swallowing a pill, heck no.

        My brother had psoriasis really bad. One doctor determined he had multiple food allergies, but my All American jock brother wouldn’t even TRY the diet to see if it helped! Instead, he moved south where he said getting a regular sunburn kept the psoriasis in check. After about fifteen years of that, he developed malignant melanomas. One metastasized to his brain and killed him. He was in his early 40s and left a widow with 6 kids ages 11 and younger to raise.

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        • GP

          Sorry about your brother. You are right, some people just want the pills, or the operation. My aunt had gall stones. I tried to talk her into trying a cleanse first, but she just wanted it cut out! It is crazy that people just won’t even try to take responsibility.
          I really admire docs who are willing to go against the drug protocols to actually get people well. It costs them money and sometimes their liscense, but at least they are abiding by the Hippocratic oath and can sleep at night with a clear conscious. The rest of them, I have no mercy for. They are nothing more than drug pushers in most cases.
          The body has an amazing ability to heal itself. It wants to heal. But we need to give it the weapons or it will lose the battle. I saw a show where a surgeon had left a clamp inside a guy and it was found a year later on an xray. When the surgeon went in to take it out, it had been completely encased by the immune system in a kind of sac. It was amazing what his body did trying to protect from this foreign invader.
          Don’t get me started on the whole idea of fake breasts! Talk about putting toxins in your body!
          Check this out:

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  12. Pistol Pete

    BATTERY COMPANY JUICED UP POLS’ COFFERS-DONATED THOUSANDS TO DEMS BEFORE GETTING $249 M IN TAXPAYER MONEY
    Can you say ‘crony capitalism,’boys and girls?I knew that you could.
    http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20220329battery_co_juiced_up_pols_coffers_donated_thousands_before_receiving_249m_in_fed_funds/srvc=home&position=also

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  13. Pistol Pete

    JERRY LEE LEWIS MARRIES FOR THE SEVENTH TIME
    I have no idea why I included this.I guess its just that if he can still get it up at 76,I’m a fan.
    http://www.torontosun.com/2012/03/28/jerry-lee-lewis-marries-for-7th-time

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  14. Pistol Pete

    TIGER WOODS’ FORMER FLINGS MAKING PORN FILM ABOUT ALLEGED SEXPLOITS
    OK–now we’re getting silly.Methinks I’ve gone a bridge too far.
    (told ya I was in a silly mood)
    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/tiger_tails_0Xijgwz0I36OURiPKkvKZP

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  15. Pistol Pete

    JUST TO BE CLEAR,THIS IS NOT A HATE CRIME

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