H/t to Pete for Loving Feeling reference 🙂
Why are we even bothering with a legal system? The Left Stream Media seems to think it’s quite capable of sifting the evidence and convicting criminals all by itself. After all, they picked our current president for us and we all know how well that’s working out.
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Posted by Pistol Pete
When I posted yesterday,I knew which link would evoke the most response;DW has a nightshirt that says: ‘Save the Planet–It’s the Only One With Chocolate On It.’
She wreaks havoc on chocolate bunnies this time of year.
——-=ADD BY CHRISSY=———
——=HOW COULD I NOT?= —–
I’m feeling pretty good,so lets start this party.
YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF:
. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States . You may be a Muslim
THOUGHT OF SOME MORE:
11.If you go to the open air livestock market looking for a date,you might be a muslim
12.If you switch the diaper on your bottom for the one on your head to save time,you might be a Muslim
13. If you can bend over,put your head on the ground and stick your butt up in the air 5 times a day without farting,you might be a Muslim.
14.If you comb through your beard when you need a snack,you might be Muslim
15.If you crap in the corner to keep the flies off your wives,you might be a muslim
STOP!STOP!MY HAIR IS SMOULDERING ALREADY!