Posted by Pistol Pete
As usual,there is a veritable plethora of agita-inducing outrages to pore over.Its only going to get worse,friends.It is critical that we stay united and support each other to survive the upcoming maelstrom.
Somewhere my Honors English teacher,Mrs. Ford, is smiling.
MAKING TAKERS OUT OF PRODUCERS
THE RISING FEVER OF DESPOTISM
TOP BARGAINERS ANNOUNCE TAX CUT DEAL
REPUBLICANS ROLL OVER AND EXPOSE THEIR THROATS LIKE A BETA DOG WHEN THEY FEAR THE ALPHA MALE
Which do you prefer?
OLBERMANN AND KOS:RAPE AT OCCUPY ‘NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL’
Like they say,you can’t fix stupid
WEST:DEMOCRAT HANDOUTS AN ‘INSIDIOUS FORM OF SLAVERY’
GUNNY WANTS YOU TO VOTE
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CAR DEALERS FEAR COSTLY FUEL EFFICIENCY STANDARDS WILL PRICE MILLIONS OUT OF MARKET
WHITNEY HOUSTON’S CRITICS CALLED HER ‘TOO WHITE.’ BLACK REPUBLICANS CAN RELATE
SARAH PALIN: ‘I’M GAME’ TO RUN FOR FUTURE OFFICE.IN EVENT OF BROKERED CONVENTION ‘ALL BETS ARE OFF!’
I don’t know what she’s doing.There is no doubt if she was in the race from the beginning it would be over by now.I understand her not wanting to subject her family to the hell they would no doubt be put through, but if anybody could explain how everything starts with the cost of energy she could.
BOR:IF OBAMA WINS REELECTION YOU WILL NOT RECOGNIZE THIS COUNTRY IN FOUR YEARS
EVER SEE A LIBERAL GET DEPANTSED AND TAKE A BARE-ASS SPANKING?WATCH THIS
THE SCRUBBING TO BENEFIT OBAMA HAS BEGUN
THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE THIS BETTER WOULD BE IF HE PUT ON SOME DARK GLASSES
WHEN I PROOFREAD THIS,I SAW I WAS SHORT ON MY SNARK QUOTIENT.I ADDED A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT EVAPORATED INTO SPACE.I’LL TRY ONE MORE TIME.
HEAD OF WORLD BANK TO STEP DOWN;U.S. EYES SPOT
WHO WOULD OBAMA NAME?
TIME FOR SOME GOOFY STUFF
DINER SUFFERS CARDIAC ARREST AFTER EATING 6,000 CALORIE ‘TRIPLE BYPASS’ BURGER AT HEART ATTACK GRILL
This is called the Darwin method for taking morons out of the gene pool
WOMAN ATTACKS BOYFRIEND WITH KNIFE OVER VALENTINE’S DAY SNUB
Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman having a heavy flow day
SITE HELPS FLORIDA COEDS FIND ‘SUGAR DADDIES’
Granddad always said it was just as easy to fall in love with a rich woman as it was a poor one.
I said ‘Yeah,but the lines are longer.’