Posted by Pistol Pete
I once knew a young girl who was so overwrought because of her small bosom she lamented she’d never have a relationship.Desperate,she went to the lingerie department at WalMart,hoping to find a bra that would ‘enhance’ her assets.Embarrassed to ask the sales lady outright,she pulled up her shirt and asked: ‘Do you have anything for these?’ The sales lady pointed to the Clearasil display in the pharmacy.
Don’t feel too bad,though.She made millions later starring in a daytime soap opera called ‘The Young and the Chestless.’
HOW DANGEROUS IS OBAMA?
OBAMA’S AMAZING ENERGY SPIN MACHINE
Imagine a world where the media told the truth
COMING SOON:INDIVIDUAL MANDATE TO BUY CHEVY VOLTS
That’s the only way he’d get anybody to buy these beer cans on wheels
OBAMA GEAR RAISES EYEBROWS–AND LEGAL QUESTIONS
He’s so desperate for cash he’s pushing $75 tote bags and $95 scarves with his ugly mug on them.
Why doesn’t he just sell heroin and crack?There’s a better profit margin.
Just remember,Barry–don’t get high on your own supply.
REID:REPUBLICANS WANT TO PUT ARSENIC AND MERCURY IN THE WATER
No,but I’d be willing to ram a corncob up your poopchute,you grimy little twerp
OHIO DEM GIVES OCCUBAGGERS TICKETS TO DISRUPT KASICH SPEECH
EASTWOOD’S CHRYSLER SUPER BOWL AD–THE UNTOLD OBAMA CONNECTION
The word is that Clint’s livid that he was duped into doing this ad after Obama acolytes claimed it represented his reelection vision.
I’LL BET THIS WAS A LOAD OFF HER…..MIND
THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS GIVEN CONTRACEPTIVE INSERTS IN SCHOOL WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS’ KNOWLEDGE
This is in the UK,but make no mistake;they plan to do the same thing here through Obamacare.When they control the children,they control the nation.
That harmless little fuzzball still has a lot of influence among conservatives.
FALLON AND THE GHETTO QUEEN FACE OFF IN DODGEBALL,TUG-OF-WAR AND POTATO SACK RACE
Yeah,being First Moocher is really tough.Hey,Mooch–put the sack over your head instead.That would be great TV.
GOP TO USE OBAMA BUDGET TO UNITE
Who’s kidding who?They’ll cave in the end,just like always.It’s all Kabuki theater,strictly for PR.
OBAMA SUPER PAC SHIFT NOT A FLIP FLOP, SAY HIS TOADIES
Its sad there are so many willing to buy the snake oil this punk is selling.
VOTER INTEGRITY LAWS GATHERING MOMENTUM ACROSS THE COUNTRY
GOVERNMENT DEPENDENCY SHOOTS UP 23% UNDER OBAMA
Biggest jump since Jimmuh Carter–all is going according to plan
OBAMACARE HIDDEN PRICE CONTROLS WILL HAMMER INSURERS
OCCUBAGGER DRIVES STOLEN SUV UP STEPS,INTO DOORS OF PITTSBURGH CONVENTION CENTER
Then runs like the yellow dog he is.
I AM SO SICK OF THIS POND SCUM GETTING AWAY WITH THIS CRAP.
IF I WERE GOING TO CPAC,I’D GO STRAPPED.NOTHING DISCOURAGES TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE A GAPING CHEST WOUND.