THE WEDNESDAY SWAMP PEOPLE GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I once knew a young girl who was so overwrought because of her small bosom she lamented she’d never have a relationship.Desperate,she went to the lingerie department at WalMart,hoping to find a bra that would ‘enhance’ her assets.Embarrassed to ask the sales lady outright,she pulled up her shirt and asked: ‘Do you have anything for these?’ The sales lady pointed to the Clearasil display in the pharmacy.

Don’t feel too bad,though.She made millions later starring in a daytime soap opera called ‘The Young and the Chestless.’

HOW DANGEROUS IS OBAMA?

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/how_dangerous_is_obama.html

OBAMA’S AMAZING ENERGY SPIN MACHINE
Imagine a world where the media told the truth
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/08/obamas-amazing-energy-spin-mac

COMING SOON:INDIVIDUAL MANDATE TO BUY CHEVY VOLTS
That’s the only way he’d get anybody to buy these beer cans on wheels
http://washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/2012/02/coming-soon-individual-mandate-buy-chevy-volts/240856

OBAMA GEAR RAISES EYEBROWS–AND LEGAL QUESTIONS
He’s so desperate for cash he’s pushing $75 tote bags and $95 scarves with his ugly mug on them.
Why doesn’t he just sell heroin and crack?There’s a better profit margin.
Just remember,Barry–don’t get high on your own supply.
http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/07/designer-obama-gear-raises-eyebrows-and-legal-questions/

REID:REPUBLICANS WANT TO PUT ARSENIC AND MERCURY IN THE WATER
No,but I’d be willing to ram a corncob up your poopchute,you grimy little twerp

OHIO DEM GIVES OCCUBAGGERS TICKETS TO DISRUPT KASICH SPEECH

http://biggovernment.com/jhart/2012/02/08/ohio-dem-gives-occupiers-tickets-to-disrupt-kasich-speech/

EASTWOOD’S CHRYSLER SUPER BOWL AD–THE UNTOLD OBAMA CONNECTION
The word is that Clint’s livid that he was duped into doing this ad after Obama acolytes claimed it represented his reelection vision.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/clint-eastwood-chrysler-super-bowl-commercial-287778

I’LL BET THIS WAS A LOAD OFF HER…..MIND

THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS GIVEN CONTRACEPTIVE INSERTS IN SCHOOL WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS’ KNOWLEDGE

This is in the UK,but make no mistake;they plan to do the same thing here through Obamacare.When they control the children,they control the nation.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/13-year-old-girls-given-contraceptive-inserts-at-school-without-their-parents-knowing/

THANK HIM,SANTORUM

That harmless little fuzzball still has a lot of influence among conservatives.

http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/08/thank-him-santorum

FALLON AND THE GHETTO QUEEN FACE OFF IN DODGEBALL,TUG-OF-WAR AND POTATO SACK RACE

Yeah,being First Moocher is really tough.Hey,Mooch–put the sack over your head instead.That would be great TV.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/michelle-obama-jimmy-fallon-face-off-in-a-potato-sack-race-dodge-ball-tug-of-war/

GOP TO USE OBAMA BUDGET TO UNITE

Who’s kidding who?They’ll cave in the end,just like always.It’s all Kabuki theater,strictly for PR.

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/209327-gop-to-use-obama-budget-to-unite

OBAMA SUPER PAC SHIFT NOT A FLIP FLOP, SAY HIS TOADIES

Its sad there are so many willing to buy the snake oil this punk is selling.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/07/obama-super-pac-shift-not-a-flip-flop-say-his-deputies/

VOTER INTEGRITY LAWS GATHERING MOMENTUM ACROSS THE COUNTRY

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/voter_integrity_laws_gathering_momentum_across_the_us.html

GOVERNMENT DEPENDENCY SHOOTS UP 23% UNDER OBAMA

Biggest jump since Jimmuh Carter–all is going according to plan

http://news.investors.com/Article/600452/201202080802/government-dependence-jumps-under-president-obama.htm

OBAMACARE HIDDEN PRICE CONTROLS WILL HAMMER INSURERS

http://news.investors.com/Article/600420/201202071842/obamacare-price-controls-hurt-health-insurers.htm

OCCUBAGGER DRIVES STOLEN SUV UP STEPS,INTO DOORS OF PITTSBURGH CONVENTION CENTER
Then runs like the yellow dog he is.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/occupier-drives-stolen-suv-up-steps-flees-scene/

I AM SO SICK OF THIS POND SCUM GETTING AWAY WITH THIS CRAP.

IF I WERE GOING TO CPAC,I’D GO STRAPPED.NOTHING DISCOURAGES TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE A GAPING CHEST WOUND.

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10 responses to “THE WEDNESDAY SWAMP PEOPLE GRUDGE

  1. Ting

    I am going to CPAC on Saturday. I haven’t told my husband (the driver) about the Occupy plans because then he probably wouldn’t go. He hates confrontation, and I am sure he would much rather watch the Palin speech on C-Span with a cold beer in hand anyway. If he hears about the Occupy glitter bomb plans it will be all over for me!

    Nice round-up, Pete, but I have told you and told you to stop telling that story about me at the Walmart 🙂

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  2. I love the twins! I have never been able to resist videos of babies being adorable.

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  3. chrissythehyphenated

    “The Young and the Chestless” ::snort:: (So glad I was not drinking anything just then!)

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  4. Pete – don’t ever stop sharing your snark! It’s a true bright spot in the day. I read this late last night (when I was too tired to comment) and when I just read it again I laughed even harder. Love it!!!

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  5. chrissythehyphenated

    The commentary on that last video is DISGUSTING. If those kids had been Occubaggers, they’d have been glorified for their courage. If somebody in a pickup had run over treehuggers, it wouldn’t have been depicted as “the driver didn’t see them” and they wouldn’t have been sneered at as “roadkill.” The Left sucks.

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