THE WEDNESDAY SWAMP PEOPLE GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I once knew a young girl who was so overwrought because of her small bosom she lamented she’d never have a relationship.Desperate,she went to the lingerie department at WalMart,hoping to find a bra that would ‘enhance’ her assets.Embarrassed to ask the sales lady outright,she pulled up her shirt and asked: ‘Do you have anything for these?’ The sales lady pointed to the Clearasil display in the pharmacy.

Don’t feel too bad,though.She made millions later starring in a daytime soap opera called ‘The Young and the Chestless.’

HOW DANGEROUS IS OBAMA?

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/how_dangerous_is_obama.html

OBAMA’S AMAZING ENERGY SPIN MACHINE
Imagine a world where the media told the truth
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/08/obamas-amazing-energy-spin-mac

COMING SOON:INDIVIDUAL MANDATE TO BUY CHEVY VOLTS
That’s the only way he’d get anybody to buy these beer cans on wheels
http://washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/2012/02/coming-soon-individual-mandate-buy-chevy-volts/240856

OBAMA GEAR RAISES EYEBROWS–AND LEGAL QUESTIONS
He’s so desperate for cash he’s pushing $75 tote bags and $95 scarves with his ugly mug on them.
Why doesn’t he just sell heroin and crack?There’s a better profit margin.
Just remember,Barry–don’t get high on your own supply.
http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/07/designer-obama-gear-raises-eyebrows-and-legal-questions/

REID:REPUBLICANS WANT TO PUT ARSENIC AND MERCURY IN THE WATER
No,but I’d be willing to ram a corncob up your poopchute,you grimy little twerp

OHIO DEM GIVES OCCUBAGGERS TICKETS TO DISRUPT KASICH SPEECH

http://biggovernment.com/jhart/2012/02/08/ohio-dem-gives-occupiers-tickets-to-disrupt-kasich-speech/

EASTWOOD’S CHRYSLER SUPER BOWL AD–THE UNTOLD OBAMA CONNECTION
The word is that Clint’s livid that he was duped into doing this ad after Obama acolytes claimed it represented his reelection vision.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/clint-eastwood-chrysler-super-bowl-commercial-287778

I’LL BET THIS WAS A LOAD OFF HER…..MIND

THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS GIVEN CONTRACEPTIVE INSERTS IN SCHOOL WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS’ KNOWLEDGE

This is in the UK,but make no mistake;they plan to do the same thing here through Obamacare.When they control the children,they control the nation.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/13-year-old-girls-given-contraceptive-inserts-at-school-without-their-parents-knowing/

THANK HIM,SANTORUM

That harmless little fuzzball still has a lot of influence among conservatives.

http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/08/thank-him-santorum

FALLON AND THE GHETTO QUEEN FACE OFF IN DODGEBALL,TUG-OF-WAR AND POTATO SACK RACE

Yeah,being First Moocher is really tough.Hey,Mooch–put the sack over your head instead.That would be great TV.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/michelle-obama-jimmy-fallon-face-off-in-a-potato-sack-race-dodge-ball-tug-of-war/

GOP TO USE OBAMA BUDGET TO UNITE

Who’s kidding who?They’ll cave in the end,just like always.It’s all Kabuki theater,strictly for PR.

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/209327-gop-to-use-obama-budget-to-unite

OBAMA SUPER PAC SHIFT NOT A FLIP FLOP, SAY HIS TOADIES

Its sad there are so many willing to buy the snake oil this punk is selling.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/07/obama-super-pac-shift-not-a-flip-flop-say-his-deputies/

VOTER INTEGRITY LAWS GATHERING MOMENTUM ACROSS THE COUNTRY

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/voter_integrity_laws_gathering_momentum_across_the_us.html

GOVERNMENT DEPENDENCY SHOOTS UP 23% UNDER OBAMA

Biggest jump since Jimmuh Carter–all is going according to plan

http://news.investors.com/Article/600452/201202080802/government-dependence-jumps-under-president-obama.htm

OBAMACARE HIDDEN PRICE CONTROLS WILL HAMMER INSURERS

http://news.investors.com/Article/600420/201202071842/obamacare-price-controls-hurt-health-insurers.htm

OCCUBAGGER DRIVES STOLEN SUV UP STEPS,INTO DOORS OF PITTSBURGH CONVENTION CENTER
Then runs like the yellow dog he is.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/occupier-drives-stolen-suv-up-steps-flees-scene/

I AM SO SICK OF THIS POND SCUM GETTING AWAY WITH THIS CRAP.

IF I WERE GOING TO CPAC,I’D GO STRAPPED.NOTHING DISCOURAGES TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE A GAPING CHEST WOUND.

Painting for Daddy’s birthday

We like to make our gifts.

 

I asked God

[This is true.]

Time to exhale

(From Mark Crutcher at Life Dynamics. Reprinted with permission.)

By now, most people probably know about the Susan G.Komen/ Planned Parenthood fiasco. To recap, Komen announced that it would no longer give money to Planned Parenthood; the baby-killing lobby immediately went into an apoplectic rage; right on cue, the mainstream media piled on Komen with an attack so vicious it could almost make you feel sorry for them. Finally, wearing their best “deer-in-the-headlights” look, Komen’s leadership rescinded the funding prohibition, rolled over onto their back and started begging Planned Parenthood not to hurt them anymore.

And with that, the curtain came down. Planned Parenthood had taught Komen that when you ride on the back of a shark, trying to dismount is dangerous.

After the smoke had cleared, a truly laughable moment was provided by godless-left gadfly, Anna Quindlen. She told a gathering of Planned Parenthood degenerates in Fort Worth that the lesson to be learned from this episode is that, “When you poke us women, we poke back.” Given that, by this point, Komen and Planned Parenthood had already kissed and made up, this warning was clearly directed at anyone who might, in the future, be tempted to challenge Komen or Planned Parenthood – most notably, the pro-life movement. Apparently, Quindlen had convinced herself that she could rattle her little pink saber and we would all go screaming into the night and cower under our beds.

But all I could think about was, “What the hell is this nitwit talking about?” I mean, this was basically a cat-fight within the pro-choice camp in which the pro-life movement was little more than a spectator. But somehow, these people are strutting around like it was us who ended up groveling at the feet of Planned Parenthood.

The reality is, from the perspective of the pro-life movement, everything ended up at the same place it started. In the beginning, an organization comprised of morally bankrupt pro-aborts was giving money to the country’s number one abortion profiteer. In the end, that was still the case.

However, even though the journey ended where it started, that doesn’t mean nothing good was accomplished along the way. It was.

First, the aura of credibility and prestige that the Susan G. Komen Foundation had cultivated was finally exposed as a fraud. They have long been tied to the abortion lobby and, now, everyone knows it.

Second, the stench of being associated with abortion was reinforced one more time. Once again, the public saw that abortion is a 220-volt wire that even its most ardent advocates do not want to touch.

Third, for this thing to unravel in just three days is a testament to Komen’s pathetically weak leadership. Furthermore, it is now going to give an untold amount of its donor’s money to a New York public relations agency in an attempt to repair the damage.

Fourth, the public saw Planned Parenthood turn on one of its own donors like a pack of rabid hyenas. It was a savage and low-class response that is completely within the character of Planned Parenthood. Hopefully, that fact won’t be lost on potential donors in the future.

Fifth, the media’s shameless bias and incompetence was again put on public display. When Komen said that they were discontinuing their funding to Planned Parenthood, the media instantly portrayed it as a result of pressure brought by “anti-abortion bullies and terrorists.” They did this despite there being no evidence to support this assertion and despite Komen’s assurances that it was not true. It should also be noted that, when Komen flopped, none of these people attributed it to bullying or terrorism by Planned Parenthood fanatics.

Now, in an effort to justify Komen’s decision to restore Planned Parenthood funding, its defenders are resorting to some of their stale old arguments. For example, they are saying that Planned Parenthood is the only source of healthcare for many poor women. This ignores the fact that every dollar given to Planned Parenthood can be just as easily given to a legitimate healthcare provider. It is a scandal and an obscenity that we relegate the poor to getting their healthcare from abortionists. Be assured that, among the wealthy, the political power structure, the media elite, and all the others who are so quick to tout Planned Parenthood’s virtues for the poor, none of them would be caught dead getting their own healthcare from these people.

Another tactic Komen defenders are using is to claim that the money it gives to Planned Parenthood does not promote or pay for abortions. This is nonsense. Once a dollar is put into an organization’s account, it is indistinguishable from any other dollar put into the account. It’s like pouring water from several sources into a bucket. Once it’s poured in, there is no way to restrict which water can be taken out and used for a particular purpose. The fact is, as long as Planned Parenthood is doing abortions, it cannot be honestly stated that money given to them is insulated from abortion.

Komen’s people are also defending their actions by contending that abortion is only a tiny percentage of what Planned Parenthood does. There are, of course, several flaws with this claim – not the least of which is the fact that it is a lie. Simply analyze Planned Parenthood’s own financial data and it becomes clear that abortion is, in fact, a major part of their business. It should also be noted that the pro-life movement has never claimed that killing babies is all that Planned Parenthood does. We have merely pointed out that they kill more babies than any one else. And that is undeniable.

But even if it were true that abortion is only a small part of what Planned Parenthood does, it’s irrelevant. It’s no different than some apologist for Adolph Hitler saying that killing Jews was only a small part of what the Nazis did, or someone defending the Klan by claiming that lynching was only a small part of what they did. Or imagine some guy convicted for bank robbery whining that his trial was unfair because he wasn’t given credit for all the banks he didn’t rob.

Another excuse offered by Komen’s defenders is that many of Planned Parenthood’s facilities don’t even do abortions. And once more, this is completely irrelevant. The fact is, there is not one Planned Parenthood facility in America that does not either do abortions or refer for abortions. And whether the people associated with the Susan G. Komen Foundation or Planned Parenthood want to own up to it or not, the blood of any child snuffed out by abortion is on the hands of every person who played a role in making that abortion happen. To put it bluntly, they don’t have to actually hold the knife in order to be responsible for the killing.

The Constitution really confounds this president

They claim he actually TAUGHT Constitutional Law at one time. But then, they also claim he is smarter than God.