Daily Archives: February 4, 2012
Posted by Pistol Pete
To those to whom it is relevant;Cathy arrived home yesterday,safe and sound.Needless to say,Mrs. Pistol and I were gobsmacked.She loves her new dress and I’m sure would like to tell us of her journey.
Words cannot express my gratitude for the warmth and compassion you all show in so many ways.You fill an emptiness in my soul and give my simple life purpose.It is a privilege to count you all as my friends.May God grant you the kind of peace and happiness I have found by loving and following Him.
IT’S CALLED ABORTION,PROFESSOR HARRIS-PERRY
This is the newest sow in the BS-NBC’s mud wallow.She discusses Komen,but just can’t bring herself to use the a-word.
RACE FOR THE SMEAR
A cancer charity gets a lesson in abortion politics
HOUSE REPUBLICANS WANT JUSTICE TO INTERVENE IN FIGHT OVER SOLYNDRA WITH OBAMA
Suuure…all they have to do is sprinkle a little fairy dust on him and suddenly he’ll start doing his job upholding the law,rather than obstructing it.
WHEN I WAS A KID I’D MAKE FACES AND GRANDMA WOULD SAY: ‘WHAT IF YOUR FACE FROZE LIKE THAT?’
THEN I LOOK AT PRINCESS BOTOXIA AND I REALIZE WHAT SHE MEANT
COL. WEST:SOMEONE’S ‘PLAYING AROUND WITH’ UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS
It’s called the Potomac Two-Step,Colonel.It’s not like the Army,where words like truth,honor and courage mean something.
BREAKING NEWS!!!JACK-IN-THE-BOX NOW OFFERING BACON MILKSHAKES
Things that make you go eeeewwwwwww!
A FRUITBAT F**KS A CHIPMUNK AND YOU GET….HENRY WAXMAN!
REID: ‘NO,I DON’T PLAN TO BRING A BUDGET TO THE FLOOR THIS YEAR’
Harry,you are as cowardly as you are vile,mean and repulsive.But,hey,nobody’s perfect,right?
FOOL ME TWICE
Jews were hornswoggled(like that word?)into thinking this affirmative action wonder boy who listened to anti-semitic rants from a steaming pantload for 20 years actually cared about Israel.
Grandma used to say a dog knows when it’s being tripped over and when it’s being kicked.
MURDERED BORDER PATROL AGENT BRIAN TERRY’S MOTHER TO HOLDER: ‘YOU’RE A COWARD AND A JOKE’
She was being more polite than I would have been.
SEVEN LAWS TOU HAVE TO FOLLOW BUT MEMBERS OF CONGRESS DON’T
These may surprise you
ROSY JOBS REPORT A RUSE
ILLINOIS IS BROKE,SO LET’S SPEND MORE
That’s how it works in our state
THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS VS. OBAMA
This is a must-read;it compares quotes from the real messiah vs. the wannabe
Maybe Chrissy can post this–it’s that good
THIS IS ALL I NEED TO SEE OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP MOVIE
WOMAN SAYS SHE FAILED SOBRIETY TEST BECAUSE HER LARGE BOSOM THREW HER OFF BALANCE
Any comment on my part would only tend to incriminate me.
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10 youtubes worth watching
Chrissy’s Site Bites: http://news.webshots.com/photo/2624793010056011884OwHBXW
She claimed during the interview that she works out every day for an hour or longer. Suuuuuuuuuuuuure she does.
US Army PFT Female Pushup Standards
The Pushup event measures endurance of the chest, shoulder and triceps. When conducting a pushup your body should form a straight line from shoulders to ankles. A correct pushup is conducted by lowering your entire body, as a single unit, until your upper arms are at least parallel to the ground. Then, return to the starting position by raising your entire body until your arms are fully extended. Resting on the ground, removing hands or feet from the ground, or excessive bending are not allowed.