Sometimes You Just Need a Change of Pace

Life was simpler, once upon a time. So many modern annoyances didn’t even exist! On the other hand, our forefathers were missing out on a lot of conveniences that we enjoy without a second thought. All in all, I think I’d still choose the “shortcuts”. Although, back then it wouldn’t have mattered that I don’t know how to turn Tina’s blogpost into a clickable link….

 

Gingrich was CLEARED of ALL CHARGES!

I don’t think Newt’s accusers ever apologized or returned the fine he paid just to shut them up so Congress could get some work done for the people who elected them.

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SOURCE:
What really happened in the Gingrich ethics case? by Byron York – January 24, 2012
http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/article/what-really-happened-gingrich-ethics-case/336051

H/t: Pistol Pete’s Grudge Report

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THE WEDNESDAY ‘DOING MY FAIR SHARE’ GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete
I could issue a sarcasm warning but you all know me by now.

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,BARACK H. OBAMA

Dear Dickhead:

I have a friend that I’m quite fond of.You might say I even worship him.You know what that’s like,right?
He once said: “Suffer the little children to come to me, and forbid them not, for of such is the kingdom of God.”
In the 20 years you sat and listened to that anti-semitic racist gasbag with the unmitigated gall to call himself a reverend,you may have heard of Him.
His name is Jesus Christ.

‘PRO-CHOICE’ OBAMA FORCES RELIGIOUS INSTITUTIONS TO PAY FOR ABORTION DRUGS

The problem I have with that phrase is what are the choices?
I guess the term ‘pro-abortion’ is just too harsh to label those who delight in slaughtering innocent lives.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/01/pro-choice_obama_forces_religious_institutions_to_pay_for_abortion_drugs.html

OBAMA TO REPUBLICANS: ‘GAME ON’

Listen,you arrogant sonofabitch–this might be a game to you,BUT THIS IS NOT A GAME!!!!!
People are losing their jobs,their homes,their investments are shrinking,people are eating pasta because they can’t afford meat,shop at the goodwill store for clothes to send their kids for indoctrination by union teachers and have three generations of families living in one house because they have nowhere else to go.November is coming,pally.Game over.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501708_162-57365433/obama-to-republicans-game-on/

DIVA:NEWT WON’T ATTEND DEBATES WITHOUT CHEERING AUDIENCE

Newt:GET A GRIP!!!
You were losing the South Carolina primary until you put the smackdown on David ‘BIG HAIR’ Gregory,much to the approval of the crowd.The media knew it,which is why Brian ‘too cute for words’ Williams ordered no applause at the first Florida debate.Remember how you got pummeled about whining over having to sit in the back of Air Force One when Klintoon was in office?You were just a feckless Speaker then.Now you want to take a job from their Chosen One.You fancy yourself as a great debater,but Romney ate your lunch.You can’t debate your way to the presidency.Stop bitching about the media and articulate your position on the issues.Every republican knows it’s an unfair fight.Man up and run your race.

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katehicks/2012/01/24/diva_newt_wont_attend_debates_without_cheering_audiences

AS A FORMER MEMBER OF THE DAIRY FARMING COMMUNITY,I’M OFFENDED FOR HOLSTEIN,GUERNSEY AND JERSEY COWS EVERYWHERE AT THE LAME ATTEMPT AT HUMOR BY SOMEBODY WHO COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BARN BOOT AND A BIRKENSTOCK

NOW,GOP OUGHT TO BE LICKING ITS CHOPS
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/now_gop_ought_to_be_licking_its_3PKYcK4qOfiYxhJYBfMM9L

THE AD ROMNEY SHOULD RUN
You made your money honestly–stop apologizing for it.

http://spectator.org/archives/2012/01/25/the-ad-romney-should-run

YOU’RE RIGHT,MR. PRESIDENT,WE NEED MORE FAIRNESS
Here’s some suggestions.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/01/youre_right_mr_president_we_need_more_fairness.html

OBAMA IS THE 99% WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING HIS MONEY FROM CHARITY

Democrats are notoriously stingy with their own money.But the sky’s the limit when they’re spending ours.
http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/24/obama-is-the-99-when-it-comes-to-keeping-his-money-away-from-charity/

PRESIDENT FOOD STAMP STILL THINKS AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE STUPID
About 42% of them are.
http://www.redstate.com/scipio62/2012/01/25/president-food-stamp-still-thinks-american-people-stupid-republican-and-tea-party-responses/

OBAMA USES STATE OF THE UNION TO RAISE CASH
It’s who he is–it’s what he does.

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/01/25/obama-state-union-raise-cash/

OBAMA’S OPEN BUFFET

http://spectator.org/archives/2012/01/25/obamas-open-buffet

REID SUPPORTS RULES CHANGE TO AVOID FILIBUSTER OF NOMINEES

Reid,you toad-faced little twerp,you won’t be majority leader much longer.What do you plan to do?Change the rules again when Republicans are in the majority?

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/206381-reid-supports-rules-change-to-eliminate-filibuster-of-nominees

OBAMA PRAISES SEALS AFTER DARING RESCUE OF U.S. AID WORKER IN SOMALIA

I’m sure he gave his approval for the raid.What a brave leader he is.I caught the Hannity rerun at 1AM as I was getting ready for work.Fat-face Luntz had his focus group and two Obamabots,one black woman and one white guy both brought up that Obama ‘got’ Bin Laden.This will be a recurring theme in the upcoming Obama ‘can we bullshit enough people again’ campaign.

http://thehill.com/blogs/defcon-hill/operations/206383-obama-praises-special-forces-after-rescue-of-aid-worker-in-somalia

PRINCESS BOTOXIA THINKS SHE HAS THE DIRT ON NEWT

Democrats are famous for holding back dirt until they can use it to screw their opponents.
Remember Mark Foley?They held on to his suggestive e-mails until the day after the deadline for getting someone else on the ballot in 2006.With the media beating the story to death,they managed to get a majority in the House they held until 2010.These people are scum,but they know how to win.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE GINGRICH ETHICS CASE

Just to set the record straight

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/article/what-really-happened-gingrich-ethics-case/336051

THE PUNDITRY IS FUMING MAD AT VOTERS

Screw the pundits

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/01/the_punditry_is_fuming_mad–at_the_voters.html

BUTCH GETS UPSET OVER ‘SHINING CITY ON A HILL’ METAPHOR

I’d say she’s having a heavy flow day,but she’s always like that.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/msnbcs-maddow-gets-upset-over-shining-city-on-the-hill-metaphor/

TINGLES:I NEVER HEARD OF CONGRESSIONAL INSIDER TRADING UNTIL OBAMA MENTIONED IT TONIGHT

Thats why you’ll never be more than a third-rate talking head on a fourth-rate network.
Considering your dearth of talent and intellect,be grateful for keeping your job by constantly sucking up.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/01/25/chris-matthews-i-never-heard-congressional-insider-trading-until-obam

STATE OF THE UNION STYLE–FIRST LADY WEARS BARBARA TFANK

Looks more like Tfunk to me.You didn’t think I’d ignore our favorite Wookie,didya?

http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/State-of-the-Union-style.html

The fun part of doing this is that I never know when I’m going to stop.That would be now.Thanks for visiting.

A Heavenly Pick-Me-Up

I love stories like this one that demonstrate just HOW intimate and personal God’s care for us is. He’s not like Santa Claus with his naughty-nice list or the Vice Principal with his file folder of honors and demerits. God really KNOWS us, better than we know ourselves. God really LOVES us and wants only the very best for us. And He really, really wants us to be intimately involved with Him on a daily basis. What a joy!
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A Heavenly Pick-Me-Up By Renee Holt, Port Angeles, Washington
www.guideposts.org/mysterious-ways/a-heavenly-pick-me-up

Oh, how I love my morning coffee! Can’t seem to start the day without it. So imagine my distress when I pulled my can of fresh coffee grounds from the kitchen panty shelf. It felt a little light. I looked inside. Not even enough for a single cup.

Just one more downbeat note in my life, I thought. First my painful divorce. Then the pressures of having to raise four children on my own. And now this. My salary as a bookkeeper had been stretched to the limit as it was, and coffee wasn’t in the grocery budget this week. I slumped on a kitchen chair. I felt like all my energy had been sapped away.

My first reaction, I admit, was bitter and selfish. I bet my ex-husband is enjoying a steaming cup of his favorite flavored latte just about now, I silently pouted. Quickly, I reprimanded myself. Lord, don’t let me sink into anger over something so petty, I prayed. The cloud that had settled over me magically lifted, and I went about getting my children ready for school.

I was straightening the house a few hours later when the telephone rang. It was one of those marketing companies that recruit people to test products that haven’t yet reached the store shelves. The caller asked if I’d like to test one of their products. “We’ll send you the product for free, and you try it out, and then you fill out a questionnaire on what you thought about it,” the caller said.

With money as tight as it was in our household, free sounded good to me. “Sure,” I said. “What will I be testing?”

“Every other week for the next several months, we’ll send you a fresh, one-pound can of coffee,” the caller said. “All you need to do is drink one cup from the first can and tell us how you liked it. The rest of the coffee is for your own enjoyment.”

If I were the coffee company, I’d name the brand, Heaven Sent.