Posted by Pistol Pete
I could issue a sarcasm warning but you all know me by now.
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,BARACK H. OBAMA
I have a friend that I’m quite fond of.You might say I even worship him.You know what that’s like,right?
He once said: “Suffer the little children to come to me, and forbid them not, for of such is the kingdom of God.”
In the 20 years you sat and listened to that anti-semitic racist gasbag with the unmitigated gall to call himself a reverend,you may have heard of Him.
His name is Jesus Christ.
‘PRO-CHOICE’ OBAMA FORCES RELIGIOUS INSTITUTIONS TO PAY FOR ABORTION DRUGS
The problem I have with that phrase is what are the choices?
I guess the term ‘pro-abortion’ is just too harsh to label those who delight in slaughtering innocent lives.
OBAMA TO REPUBLICANS: ‘GAME ON’
Listen,you arrogant sonofabitch–this might be a game to you,BUT THIS IS NOT A GAME!!!!!
People are losing their jobs,their homes,their investments are shrinking,people are eating pasta because they can’t afford meat,shop at the goodwill store for clothes to send their kids for indoctrination by union teachers and have three generations of families living in one house because they have nowhere else to go.November is coming,pally.Game over.
DIVA:NEWT WON’T ATTEND DEBATES WITHOUT CHEERING AUDIENCE
Newt:GET A GRIP!!!
You were losing the South Carolina primary until you put the smackdown on David ‘BIG HAIR’ Gregory,much to the approval of the crowd.The media knew it,which is why Brian ‘too cute for words’ Williams ordered no applause at the first Florida debate.Remember how you got pummeled about whining over having to sit in the back of Air Force One when Klintoon was in office?You were just a feckless Speaker then.Now you want to take a job from their Chosen One.You fancy yourself as a great debater,but Romney ate your lunch.You can’t debate your way to the presidency.Stop bitching about the media and articulate your position on the issues.Every republican knows it’s an unfair fight.Man up and run your race.
AS A FORMER MEMBER OF THE DAIRY FARMING COMMUNITY,I’M OFFENDED FOR HOLSTEIN,GUERNSEY AND JERSEY COWS EVERYWHERE AT THE LAME ATTEMPT AT HUMOR BY SOMEBODY WHO COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BARN BOOT AND A BIRKENSTOCK
NOW,GOP OUGHT TO BE LICKING ITS CHOPS
THE AD ROMNEY SHOULD RUN
You made your money honestly–stop apologizing for it.
YOU’RE RIGHT,MR. PRESIDENT,WE NEED MORE FAIRNESS
Here’s some suggestions.
OBAMA IS THE 99% WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING HIS MONEY FROM CHARITY
Democrats are notoriously stingy with their own money.But the sky’s the limit when they’re spending ours.
PRESIDENT FOOD STAMP STILL THINKS AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE STUPID
About 42% of them are.
OBAMA USES STATE OF THE UNION TO RAISE CASH
It’s who he is–it’s what he does.
OBAMA’S OPEN BUFFET
REID SUPPORTS RULES CHANGE TO AVOID FILIBUSTER OF NOMINEES
Reid,you toad-faced little twerp,you won’t be majority leader much longer.What do you plan to do?Change the rules again when Republicans are in the majority?
OBAMA PRAISES SEALS AFTER DARING RESCUE OF U.S. AID WORKER IN SOMALIA
I’m sure he gave his approval for the raid.What a brave leader he is.I caught the Hannity rerun at 1AM as I was getting ready for work.Fat-face Luntz had his focus group and two Obamabots,one black woman and one white guy both brought up that Obama ‘got’ Bin Laden.This will be a recurring theme in the upcoming Obama ‘can we bullshit enough people again’ campaign.
PRINCESS BOTOXIA THINKS SHE HAS THE DIRT ON NEWT
Democrats are famous for holding back dirt until they can use it to screw their opponents.
Remember Mark Foley?They held on to his suggestive e-mails until the day after the deadline for getting someone else on the ballot in 2006.With the media beating the story to death,they managed to get a majority in the House they held until 2010.These people are scum,but they know how to win.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE GINGRICH ETHICS CASE
Just to set the record straight
THE PUNDITRY IS FUMING MAD AT VOTERS
Screw the pundits
BUTCH GETS UPSET OVER ‘SHINING CITY ON A HILL’ METAPHOR
I’d say she’s having a heavy flow day,but she’s always like that.
TINGLES:I NEVER HEARD OF CONGRESSIONAL INSIDER TRADING UNTIL OBAMA MENTIONED IT TONIGHT
Thats why you’ll never be more than a third-rate talking head on a fourth-rate network.
Considering your dearth of talent and intellect,be grateful for keeping your job by constantly sucking up.
STATE OF THE UNION STYLE–FIRST LADY WEARS BARBARA TFANK
Looks more like Tfunk to me.You didn’t think I’d ignore our favorite Wookie,didya?
The fun part of doing this is that I never know when I’m going to stop.That would be now.Thanks for visiting.