Daily Archives: January 12, 2012

THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Any idiot can copy and paste a bunch of links,but what fun is that?

GRAPHIC VIDEO OF MARINES URINATING ON DEAD TALIBAN SOLDIERS GOES VIRAL
This is the edited version.The graphic version requires signing in to youtube.
COMMANDER VOWS TO INVESTIGATE
The only question I have is why did these Devil Dogs wait until the scum were dead?

MESSINA SCOLDS SLACK OBAMA DONORS
It must be terribly difficult to con people into giving money to a fool who’s as useless as tits on a boar hog.

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/01/12/messina-scolds-slack-obama-donors/

WHITE HOUSE:NO,WE’RE NOT CAMPAIGNING
We just accidentally wander into a lot of places where people have loads of cash they want to give us.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/203735-white-house-no-were-not-campaigning

WHY OBAMA’S NATIONAL SECURITY RECORD IS WEAK AND DANGEROUS

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/01/panderer-in-chief_why_obamas_national_security_record_is_weak_and_dangerous.html

OBAMA: ‘EVERYTHING WE FOUGHT FOR IS NOW AT STAKE IN THIS ELECTION’
The Usurper was in Chicago last night to spread manure and rake in cash.I thought I smelled something.

http://www.suntimes.com/9954638-417/obama-everything-that-we-fought-for-is-now-at-stake-in-this-election.html

WANT TO KNOW WHY DEMOCRATS VEHEMENTLY OPPOSE VOTER ID?HERE’S WHY;
THERE’S A WARD MODERATOR NEAR THE END THAT LOOKS LIKE THE COWARDLY LION.

BABY ABANDONED BY #OCCUPY DC PROTESTER
A Prince George’s teacher retired at 36?I’d like to have a word or two with him.
Hint:when I’m done he’d be singing an octave higher.

http://biggovernment.com/publius/2012/01/11/baby-abandoned-by-protester-at-occupydc-camp/

DC’A WALKING,TALKING BUZZKILL DOES IT AGAIN
I swear,y’all,I’m not trying to be mean(much) but every time I see this anorexic emu I’m reminded of a happier time when I went to the Piggly Wiggly store with my grandma.She would buy 5# tubs of Oscar Meyer Pure Lard to fry our hamburgers,pork chops and our own chickens in.I wondered why they don’t sell it anymore.Debbie Downer hoarded it.

REPUBLICANS TO ACT AFTER OBAMA REFUSES TO APPROVE KEYSTONE JOBS PROJECT
I suppose they’ll draft a letter strongly urging him to approve the project to provide jobs and help lower energy prices.I’m sure Obama will be so moved he will abandon his dreams of converting America into a socialist utopia.Then again I’m still looking for the unicorns crapping skittles.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/01/republicans-to-act-after-obama-refuses-to-approve-keystone-jobs-project/

REFOCUS:IT’S OBAMA
Keep your eyes on the prize.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/01/refocus_its_obama.html

OBAMA TRIES TO FOOL THE VOTERS–ONCE AGAIN

http://www.aspentimes.com/article/20120112/COLUMN/120119932/1021&parentprofile=1061

VIDEO:HANNITY TAKES ON CORNELL WEST OVER CAIN CRACK PIPE REMARKS
I saw this last night and thought OMG,the Son of Blacula rises again!
http://www.breitbart.tv/hannity-takes-on-cornell-west-over-herman-cain-crack-pipe-remarks/

COULTER:WHO WOULDN’T ENJOY FIRING THESE PEOPLE?
http://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2012/01/11/who_wouldnt_enjoy_firing_these_people

THIS IS ONE OF THE FIVE FINALISTS FOR THE DORITOS SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL
I COULDN’T RESIST

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You’ve heard of miniature golf

Well, Lil Buzz has invented miniature handball. I was chatting on the phone with Mama Buzz, asked what the banging noise was. It seems Lil Buzz’s current favorite thing is to take his balls into a closet and bounce them around. I love it! She sent pics.

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Laughing My Australia Off!

Got this in email …

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These Questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!)

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)

A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney – can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)

A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe …  Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not … Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do…
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA)

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is … Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.  All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)

A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.   You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it inAustralia ? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first

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