MICHELLE OBAMA SECRET AFFAIR RUMORS SURFACE

SORRY,FOLKS;COULDN’T RESIST.SOME GUYS WILL TAKE WHAT THEY CAN GET,BUT THERE’S NOT ENOUGH LIQUOR TO MAKE ME ATTRACTED TO THIS MASSIVE MOUND OF MEGALOMANIACAL MOOSESHIT.I NEVER DATE OUTSIDE MY OWN SPECIES.GOOD THING HER NAME ISN’T CAIN.

 

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/12/michelle-obama-secret-affair-rumors-surface/

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7 responses to “MICHELLE OBAMA SECRET AFFAIR RUMORS SURFACE

  1. Ting

    How fast is Chrissy going to do something with these images on Webshots?!!! Hilarious photos. Glad to see you post, Pete. We’ve been missing you.

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  2. chrissythehyphenated

    Good to see you again, Pete!

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  3. Anonna

    They say it’s with a secret service agent.

    They hire the deaf-blind to be secret service agents?

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  4. I’ve seen this story posted elsewhere, but the comments in this blog post are priceless! She’s horrible and I am not even 100% convinced that “she” is even female as Moo always looks like a very poorly put together drag queen. “She” really should get some tips from RuPaul who is much more of a lady that Moo will ever be. The most shocking aspect of the story is that the person she is having the affair with is male. She better be careful that Barry doesn’t steal him for himself!

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  5. I simply cannot imagine any man wanting to have it on with Mooch.

    The “affair” is all supposition. It is not possible. Who would want to touch that thing!!

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  6. A.Men

    I agree. Not even a Grinch would touch Moochelle.

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