Posted by Pistol Pete
CONSERVATIVES SHOULD THINK TWICE ABOUT NEWT
OBAMA’S REELECTION STRATEGY IS RIDDLED WITH PROBLEMS
BARNEY,BANKING AND BROTHELS
OBAMA ROADTRIP:FROM PAYROLL TAX TO CAMPAIGN CASH
GOVERNMENT MOTORS CEO:WE’VE ‘GOTTEN OVER’ OUR $23.6 BILLION LOSS
CAREER RACE BAITERS TARGET RICHMOND TEA PARTY
I used to respect this man;Bush 41 made him Chairman of the Joint Chiefs,Bush 43 made him Secretary of State.Then he turned his back on a fellow VietNam vet purely for one reason-Obama was black.That made all the difference.I have no use for someone whose loyalty can be bought that cheaply.
OBAMA SCRANTON VISIT AIMED AT WHITE,WORKING CLASS VOTERS
Good luck with that,Barry.You’ve worn out your welcome.
POLICE CLEAR OCCUPY L.A.,ARREST 200
GAME SHOW GOVERNMENT
Vote for us and we’ll give you cash and prizes
JOY BEWHORE ASKS DREAMBOAT ANNIE:WAS IT A VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY MY SHOW GOT CANCELLED?
No,it was because you’re a vile,talentless,uninteresting skank who viewers avoided.
OBAMA’S CLOUD-BASED TRANSPARENCY
CARDINALS TO BOEHNER:CRACK WHIP
NOT TO SOUND REDUNDANT,BUT I CAN’T SHAKE THE FEELING THIS CLOWN PLANS A THIRD-PARTY RUN
ERIC HOLDER CHANNELS RICHARD NIXON
FIRED PHILLY SCHOOLBOSS WITH $905K BUYOUT APPLIES FOR UNEMPLOYMENT
Only in Obamaland
OBAMA LEGALIZES HORSE SLAUGHTER FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
you can feast on Trigger thanks to the…uh…president.(thought I was gonna say it,didn’t ya?)
TINA BROWN:OBAMA ‘DOESN’T LIKE HIS JOB’
Don’t blame us,we didn’t vote for him.
BAM REGRETS STORMING OF ‘ENGLISH EMBASSY’
This buffoon would be a treasure trove of jokes for late night comedians-if they had the guts
One tired speech at a high school,then three fundraisers.Such a busy dude.
Noon || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
12:40 pm || Departs White House
1:45 pm || Arrives Scranton, Pa.
2:05 pm || Meets with a Scranton family
2:45 pm || Delivers remarks at Scranton High School
4:10 pm || Departs Scranton
4:55 pm || Arrives New York City
6:05 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser #1; private reesidence
7:30 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser #2; Gotham Bar and Grille
9:05 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser #3; Sheraton Hotel
11:10 pm || Departs New York City
12:20 am || Arrives White House
DOES OBAMA THINK ITS BENEATH HIM TO BE PRESIDENT?
I guess the presidency is just a warmup for the position of Messiah.
WOOKIE SIGHTING AT CoCo.SALA
LAB BEAGLES SEE SUNLIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME WHEN THEY’RE RELEASED FROM THEIR CAGES
If you love animals,I suggest you have a kleenex handy if you watch this.
FIRST WOOKIES FASHION SECRETS REVEALED IN FIRST BOOK DEDICATED TO HER STYLE.
Who writes this tripe?She’s a foul-mouthed,arrogant,boob-belted,bigassed,contemptible witch.Putting her in designer fashions is like pouring perfume on a pig.
KENNEDY DYNASTY’S NEW HOPE
When will it end?These people breed like rabbits
OBAMA ESCAPED REZKO’S ORBIT
Only because his faithful palace guards refused to breathe a word of it.