Word of warning:I’ve been in a crummy mood lately.I’ll try to stay coherent long enough to post a couple things.
As I sit here typing this,I’m wearing an ugly flowered shirt,sitting under a heat lamp and sipping a rum and diet cola trying to emulate our beloved leader,Barack Hussein Obama.mmm…mmm…mmm.
At the APEC meeting in Hawaii he decided he and the gang of international despots would forego wearing Hawaiian shirts because it would look bad to flaunt their corruption while the world burns.
OBAMA:GOP WILL PAY FOR BLOCKING JOBS BILL
OBAMA REJECTS REASON,KILLS KEYSTONE XL
He could have created 100,000 jobs,but chose to kowtow to the enviro-wackos who stuff his pockets with cash.The unions wanted the jobs,but where else are they going to go?Canada plans to sell the oil to China because they can’t afford to wait out Obama.
PELOSI DRIVES EVEN JON STEWART CRAZY
There’s a video clip at the link if your gag reflex is strong enough
CHELSEA CLINTON TO WORK AS SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT FOR NBC NEWS
I’m certain she got the job based solely on her looks,brains and talent.Being the spawn of an Arkanses grifter and a power-obsessed shrew had nothing to do with it.
HOW DID A PROFANE,RABID BEHEMOTH OF HATRED EVER GET TO A LEADERSHIP POSITION?
She crushed her competition…literally
BLITZER LETS WASHERWOMAN INSIST ON CAIN DISCLOSURE,FORGETS SHE WANTED WEINER LEFT ALONE
I’d have no problem leaving Debbie Downer’s weiner alone.
OBAMA NOT THE MAN AMERICA VOTED FOR
MAKEUP ARTIST MAKES OVER THE WOOKIE,ORCA AND HIMSELF
His fee for Mooch is $15,000/day.Good work if you can get it.
THE ELOQUENCE OF OBAMA’S INACTION
MICHELLE OBAMA TO SERVE AS GRAND MARSHAL OF NASCAR 400
Uh,Mooch,these cars don’t have doors.If you want the free ride you feel you’re entitled to,you have to squeeze your big ass in through the window.Luckily,all NASCAR events have emergency crews with the jaws of life standing by.
OBAMA WON’T COMMENT ON G20 CONVERSATION WHEN HE BLASTED NETANYAHU
Grandma always said ‘never put your mouth in gear before your brain is engaged’
MARINE VET BOOTS DISRUPTIVE HIPPIE FROM REP. TURNER’S SWEARING-IN CEREMONY
Sorry,I couldn’t resist
3 PORTLAND OCCUBAGGERS ARRESTED WITH HOMEMADE GRENADES
The conspirators behind this whole debacle are hoping for bloodshed.I fear its coming soon…very soon.
MY GRANDMOTHER WOULD HAVE MADE THESE TWO BRATS PICK THE SWITCHES OFF THE WEEPING WILLOW TREE SHE WAS GOING TO WARM THEIR BACKSIDES WITH
SUPREME COURT AGREES TO HEAR OBAMACARE CASE
As usual,it all comes down to how Justice Kennedy decides
OCCUPY CRACKDOWN:THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF PROTESTS?
MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS SHE FEELS WELCOME IN HAWAII
Insert crack about luaus and suckling pigs here.
TEA PARTIERS,LIKE PEACENIKS,UPSET POLITICAL ORDER
MORE ‘WE CAN’T WAIT’ EVENTS DUE THIS WEEK
ANOTHER BIG DEM DONOR GETS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS IN NO-BID CONTRACTS
And the band played on
I’m done now