Posted by Chrissy the Hyphenated

“After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I can’t figure out if he’s the kind of guy who makes infomercials, or the kind of guy who falls for infomercials.”  -Jay Leno

“Remember the old joke about George H. W. Bush being born on third base, and thinking he hit a triple? In 2008, the American people plucked Barack Obama from the on-deck circle and — because he seemed a decent enough fellow — deposited him on third base. What he has accomplished since then is not even being caught stealing home; he’s been picked off third.”  – Michael Potemra

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