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Following your potty break, please write 250 words on one of the following topics:
- Birds of a feather flock together
- What goes around, comes around.
- Karma’s a bitch
Please remember to wash your hands before returning to class.
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us’, the Attorney General said. ‘They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.’ They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ‘There are 3 sides to every triangle’.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, ‘If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.’ White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
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If this is just the Homeowners Assn deciding it’s time they enforced the regs, they picked the way wrong sign to start with. 89% of Americans support our troops.
posted by Pistol Pete
THE DANGER OF A WEAK AMERICAN PRESIDENT
DEMOCRATS’ GAME PLAN:SPLIT THE GOP
SARAH PALIN SAYS OBAMA’S IDEAS ARE ‘THE ANTITHESIS’ OF THE FOREFATHERS
JAY CARNEY ACCUSES FOX’S ED HENRY OF REPEATING REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS
BOEHNER RISKS LOSING LEVERAGE WITH GOP DEFECTIONS IN VOTE ON DEBT LIMIT PLAN
CONSERVATIVES AT WAR OVER BOEHNER PLAN
Krauthammer and Hume agree the GOP should take what they can get until they control the Senate and the Presidency.Somehow giving the Usurper $1T now to spend as he pleases in exchange for $1.5T in phantom cuts over the next 10 years looks like a total win for Obama.
RUSH GETS IT RIGHT AGAIN
I felt the same way after hearing his interview with Boehner
OBAMA THREATENS TO VETO PLAN THAT WOULD FORCE ANOTHER VOTE NEXT YEAR
Democrats want all the power and perks but no responsibility for what they destroy;it makes me sick
VIDEO:PALIN ON ‘MORE DRAMA OBAMA’-‘IT’S THE SPENDING,STUPID’
OBAMA TO BANKS:WE’RE NOT DEFAULTING
DEMOCRATS:THE PARTY OF PAIN AND SUFFERING
JESSE JACKSON JR. LEARNED RACE-HUSTLING AT THE KNEE OF A MASTER–APPLE DIDN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE,DID IT?
OBAMA’S EXIT FROM RELEVANCE–STAGE LEFT
WHITE HOUSE REFUSES TO RELEASE ANY WRITTEN DEBT PLAN
Surprise!Try to find a word he ever wrote while editor of the Harvard Law Review or as a ‘constitutional law professor’.The only legislation this asshat ever introduced in the Illinois Senate were written by Emil Phillips and handed to him to make it look like he knew/cared about what he was doing.
SOROS DUMPS HEDGE FUND INVESTORS TO AVOID REGULATIONS WRITTEN BY THE POLITICAL PARTY HE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR
JON STEWART: ‘DID THE PRESIDENT JUST QUIT?’
NEW MEXICO JUDGE ARRESTED ON RAPE CHARGES AFTER VICTIM SECRETLY FILMED HIM CARRYING OUT ATTACK
Boasted he would use the police and his connections to make charges go away.
EVERYTHING SEEMS SO DEPRESSING;IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT,HERE IS PASTOR JOE NELMS AT THE NATIONWIDE RACE SATURDAY.IT’S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I’VE SEEN LATELY.I ENVY HIS CONGREGANTS.