Green Jobs at Golden Arches

posted by bob

Unemployment rose to 9.1% last month, and employers added only 54,000 new jobs, the smallest increase in eight months. To add insult to injury, half of the new jobs were created by one employer — an employer of whom our obesity-obsessed First Lady vehemently disapproves. The inimitable Bard of Murdock comments:

At fifty-seven tries
I got a real surprise:
A job that oft applies
More cellulite to thighs.

Most mornings when I rise,
With sleep still in my eyes,
I head to work that ties
My life to apple pies.

“Perhaps you would like fries?”
My clients I advise,
“Or maybe Supersize,
And get a Nobel Prize!”

Barack might improvise,
But doesn’t realize,
The jobs his plan supplies,
Michelle would criticize.

Copyright 2011 by The Bard of Murdock. Used with permission.

(Crossposted at bluebird of bitterness)

ADDED by Chrissy the Hyphenated cuz this was just TOO FUN not to graphic!

Chrissy’s Site Bites:

While researching this one, I found some other goodies to graphic, like the 10-year-old who got a week’s detention for having one piece of hard candy. They’re not current, so I’ll just direct you to the album:

The Foodie Food Police


Filed under Economy, Funny Stuff

3 responses to “Green Jobs at Golden Arches

  1. Ting

    Love it!


  2. Pistol Pete

    Ya think the media mighta mentioned that fact if W was still president?


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Mentioned? More like harped on, snickered over, played again and again the way they did with that Tina Fey thing.

      I was briefly amused by the image of Obama Kool-Aid Drinkers suffering from psychological dissonance over this.

      Fewer new jobs and higher unemployment make their Messiah look bad. New jobs make him look good. Half the new jobs at bad McD’s makes him look … [heads exploding].

      But then … phew! I realized … duh, me! The MSM isn’t gonna report this any more than Obama is talking about it.