posted by Pistol Pete
COULTER:WEINER DISPUTE COULD BE SETTLED IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT
Ok,I’ll admit it.I’ve purposely avoided this story because the jokes just write themselves;it’s too easy.
In a nutshell,Weiner allegedly tweeted a photo of his private parts to a college girl and then came up with some feeble excuses like,my account was hacked,it wasn’t me,can’t say for sure.etc.This conduct would cost a republican his job,but its pretty normal for a democrat.Weiner’s claim to fame id he married Hillary’s galpal,Huma Abedin.Sir William The Impeached presided at their wedding.Huma’s not as hideous as most liberal women,but what does she see in an anorexic pigeon with a bad beak disease?
THE BARNEY STANDARD
RYAN TO OBAMA:LEADERSHIP SHOULD COME FROM THE TOP
Obama’s leadership style is easy:let republicans offer solutions while democrats sit back and throw spitballs.That way when things go bad,guess who gets the blame?
RACIAL VIOLENCE HAS NOT MADE IT INTO THE CONVERSATION ABOUT RACE
This Monday.Mayor Emanuel(AKA Tiny Dancer) closed the North Shore beach in Chicago due to “excessive heat”.
According to police logs,there were over a thousand black youths pushing over bicycles and harrassing beachgoers.
Blacks are about 14% of the population.Half are women.Eliminate males under 12 and over 50 and you have about 4% of the population committing 70% of the crime.Political correctness prevents us from calling these people what they are:vicious animals who roam in packs and steal what they want rather than work for anything.
BARACK OBAMA AND THE BETRAYAL OF BLACK AMERICA
Most welfare recipients got their monthly allowance yesterday.I had an elderly black lady yesterday who begged me to stop at a convenience store before I took her home because she had no food.Its against our rules,but I couldn’t let her go home hungry.She said she only gets $18 in food stamps for the month.I reminded her who’s been in office the last 2 years when seniors were denied a COLA and who’s cutting $2 B from the food stamp program.I finally got her to admit the ‘Messiah’ is a phony.
CHASING SARAH:THE BOYS BEHIND THE BUS
Nugent:”my governor shoots coyotes,what does your governor do?”
SARAH PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS
On the day Romney formally announces his White House bid,Sarah rolls into New Hampshire and sucks up all the oxygen
OBAMA LOSES WOMEN’S SUPPORT
SORRY FOR THE EDITORIALIZING TODAY,FOLKS;I’M JUST IN A MOOD