by | May 6, 2011 · 2:00 am

Friday’s Path – May 6, 2011

By Chrissy the Hyphenated

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20 responses to “Friday’s Path – May 6, 2011”

  1. Pistol Pete
    May 6, 2011 at 5:43 am

    Been quite a week,hasn’t it?

    THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

    A BEAST IN THE HEART OF EVERY FIGHTING MAN
    Rush alluded to this yesterday.Its the cover of the New York Times(who else?)magazine denigrating our warriors.They have no clue that fighting for something you believe in does not make you a homicidal maniac.
    They just protect liberals’ right to be assclowns.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/01/magazine/mag-01KillTeam-t.html?_r=1&ref=magazine&pagewanted=all

    THE VINDICATION OF GEORGE W BUSH
    http://hotair.com/dead-or-alive/2011/05/05/the-vindication-of-george-w-bush/

    OBAMA TO MEET WITH THE TEAM THAT TARGETED BIN LADEN
    If the Navy is smart,they’ll put 24 janitors in uniform insread of exposing the identity of the real heroes.Obama couldn’t tell the difference anyway!
    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/54407.html#ixzz1LWk6Xkeb

    ANALYSIS OF LAST NIGHTS GOP DEBATE WONNERS AND LOSERS
    OK,I admit I watched Swamp People,but I caught the rerun this morning.Herman Cain was good,Ron Paul and Gary Johnson are idiots.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/05/05/analysis_the_winners_and_losers_of_tonights_gop_debate

    LIBS ALWAYS PUT GOVERNMENT FIRST
    In other news,water is wet.
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/watercooler/2011/may/4/libs-always-put-government-first/

    ANOTHER TAX ON GAS?
    Now they want to tax you by the mile;payable at the pump according to the GPS they’ll put in your car.
    http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/571252/201105051901/iAnotheri-Tax-On-Gas-.htm

    OBAMA’S COURAGE VASTLY OVERRATED IN PAKISTAN RAID
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/obamas_courage_vastly_overrate.html

    ‘STAND CLEAR OF MICHELLE AND A TAMALE.’
    Finally,the truth spills from his purple lips.It reminds me of the cafeteria scene in Animal House where the guy says:’just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth when he’s eating.’
    http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/05/stand-clear-of-michelle-and-a-tamale-obama-says-about-wife.html

    ANKLE BITERS
    A riff on the useful-as-boobs-on-a-boar UN.
    http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/571253/201105051901/Ankle-Biters.htm

    MEDIAITE:MSNBC SEEMS TO HOLD OBAMA’S GROUND ZERO TRIP TO A DIFFERENT STANDARD THAN GEORGE BUSH.
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/msnbc-appears-to-hold-obama%e2%80%99s-ground-zero-trip-to-a-different-standard-than-bush/

    SEBELIUS:SENIORS MAT DIE SOONER UNDER RYAN’S PLAN
    Not as soon as innocent Kansas babies did by the hand of your dear friend,George Tiller,you miserable,anorexic crone!
    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/54405.html

    MOB OF THIEVES SWARM LAS VEGAS CONVENIENCE STORE
    Flash mobs are geting more frequent as Obama voters are empowered by Holder’s view of ‘his people.’
    http://www.8newsnow.com/story/14575982/mob-of-thieves-swarms-las-vegas-convenience-store

    STEVEN CROWDER’S LATEST

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  2. DeniseVB
    May 6, 2011 at 7:17 am

    For those who missed the GOP debate last night, you can review it here as it should be…..by Vodkapundit “Drunkblogging” !

    http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-first-republican-primary-debate/

    Funny stuff, but accurate in hitting all the bullet points.

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  3. Ting
    May 6, 2011 at 7:23 am

    My little ones would have inhaled that macaroni – it seems like that was the only food they ate for about 10 years. I appreciate Baby Buzz’s refined palate!

    And, yes, Pete, it has been some kind of week. I keep trying to remember when there was as much confusion coming from a White House. The only thing that I can think of at the moment is Watergate. I wish that I thought this would have the same result.

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    • DeniseVB
      May 6, 2011 at 11:49 am

      I heard Cain is a Fair Tax supporter. Now if he endorses my freedoms to choose my lightbulbs and my foods, he’ll get my support 😀

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      • Dee
        May 6, 2011 at 11:59 am

        My guess is that he would. I can just hear him now ranting about the lightbulbs…..

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        • bluebird of bitterness
          May 6, 2011 at 5:09 pm

          I’m pretty sure a smart guy like Cain would support our right to choose our own light bulbs. I’m not contributing to or voting for anyone who thinks it’s okay for government to tell us we have to use curly fry light bulbs!

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  5. DeniseVB
    May 6, 2011 at 10:51 am

    A nice change of pace, Kate Middleton goes grocery shopping !

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1383965/Kate-Middleton-goes-shopping-Waitrose-Anglesey-pushes-trolley.html

    I can’t believe she wears the Diana ring in public, but she did have a body guard 😀 Fun pictures, love the uk papers.

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  6. chrissythehyphenated
    May 6, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    “protect liberals’ right to be assclowns.”

    ITA. I know a career officer who was approached (verbally assaulted) while picking up his mail.

    After the Leftie ranted at him long enough to run out of air, he said, “I wear this uniform to protect your right to say those things.”

    To her credit, the Leftie shut her piehole.

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  7. chrissythehyphenated
    May 6, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    House votes to ban federally funded abortions
    By Pete Kasperowicz – 05/04/11 05:19 PM ET

    The House Wednesday evening passed a bill that would permanently ban the use of federal funds on elective abortion procedures, over repeated Democratic objections that the bill goes too far by enforcing this ban through the tax code.

    The House approved the bill, H.R. 3, in a 251-175 vote. Every Republican voted for it, as did 16 Democrats.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/159307-house-votes-to-permanently-ban-federally-funded-abortion

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    • DeniseVB
      May 6, 2011 at 6:41 pm

      Taxpayers shouldn’t be paying for any elective surgeries ! Or murders (with OBL the exception) 😉 Seriously, NPR, PBS, Abortion……let the Hollywood elite big mouths pay for their honking *programs*.

      I know for a fact those hungry kids in the ghettos aren’t missing the 3 Tenors.

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  8. chrissythehyphenated
    May 6, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    REALLY worth the time!

    CONDOLEEZZA RICE vs LAWRENCE O’DONNELL

    She wipes the floor with his arrogant, stupid face.

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    • DeniseVB
      May 6, 2011 at 6:44 pm

      Surprised she even appeared on his show. Haven’t turned on MSNBC since Tweety’s Tingles :groan:

      Sidebar: Wish MichelleOmg would channel the graciousness of “sistah” Condi. As well as her classiness and overall lovely wardrobe.

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    • bluebird of bitterness
      May 6, 2011 at 8:53 pm

      Wow, she sure did –mop the floor with him, that is. What a smart, sharp, classy lady.

      Condi 1, Lawrence 0

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  9. ThroughtheRavenglass
    May 6, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Speaking of food, the Johnsonville Brats are great (having them for dinner, again) and go well with Coors 🙂

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