Note to self: never start a post when you’re so upset. Your emotions cloud your judgement and you end up with incoherent crap. I’d delete the whole post except I put so much work into it that it would seem a waste. Maybe there’s something worthwhile there,you have to judge. I owe you the best I have every day and sometimes,like they say,you got the words and you ain’t got the music. I have plenty of goofy stuff so I decided to put it in a separate post so it’s easier to pick stuff out.
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Things Not To Say (Or Admit) To A Law Enforcement Officer
While seated in a police cruiser following his arrest for drunk driving, a Tennessee man warned a cop, “I am going to join ISIS and when I do, you will be the first person I kill”
Quick…sterilize him.Stop the bloodline.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-man-joining-ISIS-687543
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JERSEY CITY MAN CHARGED WITH ROBBERY WHILE ARMED WITH A GARBAGE CAN
He’s being charged with ADGC
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/09/jersey_city_man_charged_with_robbery_while_armed_with_a_garbage_can.html
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JERSEY CITY MAN CHARGED WITH ROBBERY WHILE ARMED WITH A GARBAGE CAN
It was one of those deadly black automatic assault garbage cans, wasn’t it? They should be outlawed. Time for a national conversation about garbage cans!
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San Francisco woman caught on camera running over parking attendant and driving TWELVE blocks with him hanging to the front of her car after he issued her a ticket
Allison Yates snapped the perfect photo of the incident while the car was stopped
Bo Mounsombath, 33, claimed the man told her she could ‘do things instead of getting a parking violation’ and sped off because she worried he was impersonating an attendant
She stopped at least once to allow the attendant to climb off, but he continued to lay on the vehicle
Police confirm an actual meter maid was involved in the altercation and charged Mounsombath with felony assault and misdemeanor hit and run
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768909/San-Francisco-woman-claiming-propositioned-meter-maid-took-12-block-ride-hood-car.html#ixzz3ESEEjJUc
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This Racy ‘Breastaurant’ Is The Fastest-Growing Food Chain In America
Twin Peaks markets itself as a racier version of Hooters. Twin Peaks is the fastest-growing restaurant chain in America.
The chain, which prides itself on being a racier version of Hooters, has 57 locations, writes Devin Leonard at Bloomberg Businessweek.
With $165 million in sales last year, it’s the fastest-growing chain in the U.S., according to Leonard.
CEO Randy DeWitt credits his attractive, young waitresses with the chain’s epic success.
OK,men are pigs.You knew that.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/racy-breastaurant-fastest-growing-food-143448488.html
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Girl, 11, shoots man attacking mother in southeast Oklahoma City
A child shot a man early Wednesday after police say he stabbed the child’s mother at a home in southeast Oklahoma City. Police report the incident appears to be domestic-related.
When moms boyfriend moves in its the kids who suffer.
http://newsok.com/woman-stabbed-man-shot-in-southeast-oklahoma-city-early-wednesday/article/5345087
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Room for a little one? Jeep owner gets the last laugh on corvette driver’s selfish parking across two spaces
I have so wanted to do this more than once.But I wouldn’t have left enough room for the putz to get in except crawl through the passenger side window.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2769019/Jeep-owner-gets-laugh-corvette-driver-s-greedy-parking.html#ixzz3ESHh4Q1B
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Cops: Mom Beat Neighbor Busted For Child Porn
A mother of two children was arrested after she entered the apartment of a neighbor and punched him in the face because she was incensed that he returned to the Massachusetts residence after being arrested for possession of child pornography.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mom-beat-neighbor-busted-for-child-porn-897561
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Rescue Dog Saves Kid From Impending Water Fun
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That’s so cute!
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Black on black crime.
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Speciesist!
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This Pretty Girl Was Seeking a Rich Husband. The Reply She Got From a Banker Was Priceless!
this gold digger was laid low by somebody who knew all that glitters isn’t gold
http://conservativetribune.com/pretty-gold-digger/
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Good reply – but I doubt it was really the JP Morgan CEO 🙂
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Federal court rules police raid of barber shop excessive, unreasonable
A panel of judges chastised Florida sheriffs for a routine inspection of a barbershop that included masked officers, handcuffs, and illegal search as being a violation of the Constitution.
I remember granny taking me to the barber.I’d sit in a booster chair and he’d give me a butch or a flattop.Before he finished,he’d take some hot shaving cream and trim the back of my neck with a straight razor.I used to watch my great-uncle Homer use one.It was fascinating.
http://www.guns.com/2014/09/23/federal-court-rules-police-raid-of-barber-shop-excessive-unreasonable/
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‘Bear at door’: Postal carrier gives best excuse EVER for not delivering package in hastily scribbled note after being greeted in the front yard by a grizzly
Matthew Fane, of British Columbia, Canada, found the note from a Canada Post mail carrier at his mailbox up the street from his house
Fane informed the postal agency on Twitter that he had no complaints about the service
A passerby managed to get a snap of the black bear lurking out front of the Vancouver home
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2770203/Bear-door-Postal-carrier-gives-best-excuse-EVER-not-delivering-package-hastily-scribbled-note.html#ixzz3ESNVYWy3
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Cops: Mom Hid Infant In Trunk To Avoid Ticket
Teen did not have car seat, so baby went in boot
Fearful that she would get ticketed for not having a car seat, a Florida woman, 19, drove around early yesterday with her five-month-old baby inside the trunk of her car, police allege.
She kin has all the kids she wants cuz its her body and cain’t nobody tells her whut ta do.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/baby-hidden-in-car-trunk-465321
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To all the beautiful ladies here:this is especially for you:
I love you all very much.you are precious.Never doubt that.
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Sweet, Pete!
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Wow. Forest Service wants to fine you $1000 for taking pictures on Federal land without a permit.
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/1000-dollar-fine-for-pictures-in-the-forest
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I don’t know what you’re apologizing for, Pete. Maybe you didn’t plan to launch into righteous ranting, but if you corked it up, you’d probably go nuclear, so share. Also, we get two Friday Pete Posts. Yaaay!
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Autism and belief, 1st of 2-part article by neo-neocon. I have not read this, but pass it along.
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I’ve never watched any video posted online of iSIS beheading somebody.I see no point in it.Just something about when it happens here,especially by a so-called “convert” I just went off for some reason.
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Don’t blame you there. What sends me off is the way the news people are handling it. They don’t like dealing with it, so they’re not really reporting on it. I don’t think the NY Times has even broken the story yet.
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Dusty keyboard warning.
Xena The Warrior Puppy ASPCA Dog of the Year
c/o Big Geek Daddy
c/o I Own the World
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Please, don’t ever change.
XOXOXO
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Zilla, how’s your health these days? I haven’t been paying enough attention, but have sent some prayers your way. You’ve been better, no?
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Yes, (knock wood), I am slowly coming back to life. I still have a long way to go, but it’s better than it was before. Thank you for asking, and thanks for the prayers!
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Excellent! 🙂
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Happy to hear it.
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Thank you. I jinxed myself & am having a lil setback the past few days, but that’s not an unusual thing with advanced tick diseases & Cushing’s.
I LOVE your username! I’m following you with WordPress now. Your blog is pretty awesome. Bluebirds are our state bird here in NY, but i rarely see them, but they are so pretty that it is a real treat when I do!
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Robins are the state bird here in Wisconsin, so I probably should have a robin in my gravatar, but I couldn’t find a picture of one that had the proper attitude and grumpy expression. 🙂
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Sorry to hear about the setback. Hang tough. I hope the little ones are taking it easy on you!
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They wouldn’t be my kids if they did! LOL
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