THE ANNIVERSARY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Nineteen years ago I decided to stop trying to make so many women happy and concentrate on making one woman miserable.I have not regretted my choice for a moment.She’s not much for candy or flowers because we frankly can’t afford them.She does,however still enjoy a foot massage while we’re watching TV on the couch.We are so in tune,we usually know what the other one is thinking.I tell people she never worries about me flirting,because I could be arrested for assault with a dead weapon.She told me she fell for me because I made her laugh.Don’t know where she got that idea.

I never watch any of these TV award shows,because they’re nothing but a bunch of people making a lot of money pretending to be somebody else.I heard on the radio this morning that Mooch presented the Oscar for best picture by remote.I thought, ‘Sweet Jesus,can’t we ever get away from these people EVER?’

Added by CtH: Tweeters are having fun listing where Mooch will appear next @ https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NextMichelleObamaAppearance&src=hash … I’d blog the best, but I’m having a bad day. Prayers would come in handy. I really feel awful.

THIS IS CLASS

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THIS IS CRASS

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That grinning,arrogant,in-your-face,look at all the cool shit I get to do attitude is even wearing out the press.I saw an item this morning that someone in the press pool heard loud groaning when they first caught sight of Bigmouth.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    BEST ACTOR IN A DRAMA:BARRY OBAMA
    He manufactures crises then blames republicans for them.
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/02/25/best-actor-in-drama-barack-obama/

  2. Pistol Pete

    BAM TO BUS IN PROTESTERS FOR NRA PROTEST IN ALBAMY
    IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?
    Probably not,but when did that ever stop him?
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/02/obama-to-bus-people-in-to-protest-nra-in-albany-is-this-even-legal/

    • KellyM.

      My husband is going to this rally, Pete..he belongs to Oath Keepers and this is their understanding. Nothing, absolutely nothing, surprises me anymore. I am trying to focus more on what I know is true this Lenten season…which means very little news and politics, it is the most peaceful I remember being in some time. I would like to extend many more love filled years for you and your wife..today, 19 years is a lifetime in married years!

      • KellyM.

        Update – My hubby just told me that SEIU cancelled their trip..apparently some like minded folks were filling up the free seats on the buses!! Score one for the good guys…

  3. Pistol Pete

    BAGHDAD BOB:AS OFFICIAL SPOKESLIAR,I WAS ORDERED NOT TO ADMIT THE EXISTENCE OF THE DRONE PROGRAM

  4. Pistol Pete

    BLACK CHAMBER OF COMMERCE CEO ON OBAMA: ‘I HAD HIGH HOPES BECAUSE HE WAS BLACK…SHAME ON ME’
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/25/black-chamber-of-commerce-ceo-on-obama-i-had-hopes-because-he-was-black-shame-on-me-video/

  5. Pistol Pete

    GUESS WHO CHRIS CHRISTIE SAT NEXT TO AT THE WHITE HOUSE GOVERNORS’ DINNER?
    Admit it.We all would have been excited if he’d gotten into the presidential primary against Romney
    http://twitchy.com/2013/02/24/guess-who-chris-christie-sat-next-to-at-white-house-gala-for-nations-governors-photo/

  6. Pistol Pete

    DEMOCRAT MAYOR ARRESTED ON BRIBERY CHARGES
    Also being investigated for sexual assault
    Don’t bother looking for news at eleven
    http://freebeacon.com/democratic-mayor-arrested-on-bribery-charges/

  7. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA IS A PUPPET MASTER WHO DOESN’T WANT TOUGH QUESTIONS

  8. chrissythehyphenated

    Congratulations to you both and let me just take this opportunity to say we here in the garden are very grateful that Mrs. Pete hasn’t (yet) murdered you in your sleep. ;o)

  9. Pistol Pete

    ‘MAD’ VISION OF DOOMSAYER O
    Apparently a 2% cut in an already-bloated budget will cause a fiscal catatrophe
    http://www.nypost.com/Page/Uuid/e1939fbc-7e35-11e2-b7b8-85f1c63b333a

  10. Pistol Pete

    CALYPSO LOUIE WANTS BLACKS TO BUY LAND,HAVE CHICAGO GANG MEMBERS SERVE AS ‘NATURAL SOLDIERS’ FOR THE NATION OF ISLAM
    Hey,Lou…take your Cab Calloway-looking ass to the ‘hood and see how long it takes for your armoured limousine to be up on blocks. These thugs don’t care any more for you than they do any other potential victim.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/25/farrakhan-recruiting-chicago-gang-members-to-serve-as-natural-soldiers-for-the-nation-of-islam/

  11. Pistol Pete

    TOP ROMNEY STRATEGIST SAYS MEDIA ‘NOT IN THE TANK’ FOR OBAMA
    still wonder why he lost?
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/top-romney-strategist-stuart-stevens-says-media-not-in-the-tank-for-president-obama/

  12. Pistol Pete

    UNREAL:MEDIA THINKS SELLING ACCESS TO THE USURPER JUST LOOKS BAD
    They’re feeling the sting of unrequited love now that he doesn’t need them anymore

  13. Pistol Pete

    BRITISH PM ASKS BARRY TO LEAVE THE HUMAN GARBAGE DISPOSAL HOME DURING THE G8 SUMMIT
    Update:G8 leaders will all leave wives home to avoid distractions.
    Actually,I think the other wives fear Mooch will roll them for their lunch money.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/24/british-pm-asks-obama-to-leave-mooch-at-home-during-g8-summit/

  14. Pistol Pete

    UNION HIPPO WHO LED CHICAGO TEACHERS STRIKE FACES LEADERSHIP CHALLENGE
    It was not because of her comment about the poor murdering the rich,it’s because Tiny Dancer didn’t submit to all of their demands.The fact her challenger is more radical than Moby Dickless is frightening.
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/24/union-boss-who-led-chicago-teachers-strike-faces-leadership-challenge/

  15. Pistol Pete

    WAYNE LAPIERRE ON UNIVERAL BACKGOUND CHECKS:’THAT REGISTRY WILL BE USED TO CONFISCATE YOUR GUNS’
    Thats been the plan all along,silly
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/23/watch-it-live-nras-wayne-lapierre-confronts-the-real-consequences-of-background-checks/

  16. Pistol Pete

    JUAN WILLIAMS: ‘LIBERAL MEDIA WILL SHUT YOU DOWN,STAB YOU,KILL YOU,FIRE YOU IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THEM’
    Well,color me shocked


    http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/23/juan-williams-liberal-media-will-shut-you-down-stab-you-kill-you-fire-you-if-disagree-video/

  17. Pistol Pete

    SENATE IGNORES HOUSE BILLS TO OFFSET SEQUESTER
    There’s no way they’ll pass up a chance to blame the house republicans for their own treachery
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/02/24/Glance–GOP-bills-aimed-to-offset-spending-cuts

  18. Pistol Pete

    HOMELESS MAN SUES PARENTS FOR ‘TOO LITTLE LOVE’
    I heard this on Redeye Radio this morning.Seems this 32 year old wants his parents to mortgage their house for $200K so he can buy two Dominos pizza franchises.According to his sister,he’s never worked a single day in his life.This,dear friends,is Obamanation.
    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/unloved_son_bid_for_cold_heart_49Qs0N4J1b9BmYLwcOoy3N?utm_medium=rss&utm_content=Local

  19. Pistol Pete

    BIDEN:AMERICANS ‘NO LONGER WORRIED ABOUT THE STATE OF OUR ECONOMY’
    Hey Plugs:we’re no longer worried,just really,really,really pissed off

  20. Pistol Pete

    MOST TRANSPARENT PRESIDENT EVAH REMOVES PRESS BEFORE TAKING Q AND A FROM GOVERNORS
    It is reported some correspondents were weeping sofltly

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/25/most-transparent-president-in-history-removes-press-to-take-qa-from-governors/

  21. Violet

    Happy Anniversary, Pete!

  22. chrissythehyphenated

    Lotta snarking at Twitchy about Mooch’s disgusting use of military personnel as props for her narcissistic appearance on the Oscars. As for “would they have invited Ann Romney?”, answers were quick and accurate, “No they would have invited Hillary to help kick off 2016 plans.”

    • chrissythehyphenated

      Some libs tweeted on our side. Twitchy staff noted, ” it is refreshing, and somewhat encouraging, to see that at least a few libs in the entertainment industry are emerging from the haze.”

  23. chrissythehyphenated

    More dumb schmuckery from Dem-tards and their slobbering media dogs:

    John Kerry last week praised US diplomats working to secure “democratic institutions” in the Central Asian country of “Kyrzakhstan” which does not exist. (There is a Kyrgyzstan and a Kazakhstan, but no Kyrzakhstan.)

    But hey, what difference does it make? He’s just the Secretary of State! Sheesh.

    It seems the State Department left his booboo out of the official transcript, cuz, you know, transparency.

  24. Pistol Pete

    Did you know he served in Viet Nam?

  25. Bob

    Happy anniversary, Mr. & Mrs. Pete!
    Today also happens to be my middle daughter’s 25th birthday. Here is the birthday card her little sister made for her:

  26. chrissythehyphenated

    Oh shockeroonio … Obambi is selling access to His Glorified Self. No, really?! Who woulda thunk? … The black newscaster lady looks crushed, like she just heard her bff has breast cancer.