THE STATE OF THE UNION GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I was going to go into a diatribe about all the lies Barry’s going to spew tonight,but everybody here is smart enough to know that.So,I’ll just wing it here.Fortunately,I have about six hours worth of programs DVR’d,so I’m going to miss it.I would invite anybody with the stomach to sit through it post here.Otherwise I’ll just read the reviews tomorrow.

BEFORE SOTU,BARRY WILL DEMONSTRATE THE CARE AND FEEDING OF A CHUPACABRA

Sorry,should have issued an eye bleach warning.

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35 responses to “THE STATE OF THE UNION GRUDGE

  1. chrissythehyphenated

    AGHHH … I saw the last picture. And I was just going to bed. Nightmares! I’m going to have nightmares!

    Oh, right. I came here to share this link. I’d blog it, but I’m at the end of my day and way too tired. It’s too funny just to let any of y’all miss it though.

    http://twitchy.com/2013/02/12/hilarious-wapo-journalists-palin-bashing-self-parody-inspires-suziparkerscoops/

  2. Pistol Pete

    The left is willing to believe anything as long as its about somebody they despise.

  3. Pistol Pete

    WHY THE GOP SHOULD WALK OUT ON THE MESSIAH
    They already know he’s going to blame them for everything he’s failed at.
    http://spectator.org/archives/2013/02/12/why-the-gop-should-walk-out-on

  4. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA CONSIDERING FLOOD OF EXECUTIVE ACTIONS IN HIS SECOND TERM
    He plans to rule almost exclusively by executive order.Who the hell needs congress when you have the media?
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/11/report-obama-considering-flood-of-new-executive-orders-will-rely-heavily-on-executive-actions-in-second-term/

  5. Pistol Pete

    THIS MAN WILL BE A GUEST OF CONG. STEVE STOCKMAN (R-TX)
    AND HE’S ALREADY STARTED A SHITSTORM

    NUGENT PROMISES TO TAKE ON ‘MEDIA ORGY’
    I’d kinda like to hear his response to the speech.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/02/ted-nugent-promises-to-take-on-media-orgy-at-sotu-audio/

    MEDIA USES NUGENT TO SLAM GOP,IGNORES PELOSI GUEST,TONY BENNETT’S ANTI-AMERICAN RANTS
    Granny said she’d leave grandpa for this nitwit.Grandpa and granny are both deceased.Why is this fossil still above ground and why is he relevant?He only had one hit record.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2013/02/12/crooner-tony-bennett-sotu-pelosi-guest

  6. Pistol Pete

    THE HAMMER:EXPECT AN EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE AND PARTISAN SOTU.
    That’s who he is.That’s all he knows.
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/11/krauthammer-expect-an-extremely-aggressive-and-partisan-state-of-the-union-speech-video/

    • chrissythehyphenated

      SOTU Preview: Speechifying Can’t Hide His Record
      By Quin Hillyer on 2.12.13 @ 4:58PM
      http://spectator.org/blog/2013/02/12/sotu-speechifying-cant-hide-hi

      I don’t want to write about the State of the Union address, because I don’t want to watch Barack Obama give a SOTU address and I don’t even want to think about Obama giving such a speech. He says the same things over and over, in the same hectoring, holier-than-thou tone of voice, creating and pretending to knock down the same old straw men, all while using first-person pronouns so often that not even a few dozen Scrabble sets could supply enough letters “I” to meet the demand. Obama’s self-regard is insufferable, his leftist bubble impenetrable, his magnaminity and graciousness entirely non-existent, and his mendacity unforgivable.

      Other than that, it should be a pretty good speech. …

  7. Pistol Pete

    IF HE RUNS,WHERE CAN I SEND HIM SOME MONEY??

    DR.CARSON: ‘SOMEBODY HAS TO BE COURAGEOUS ENOUGH TO STAND UP TO THE BULLIES’
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/11/dr-ben-carson-fires-back-at-critics-somebody-has-to-be-courageous-enough-to-stand-up-to-the-bullies/

    “BEN CARSON FOR PRESIDENT”
    He has no political experience,which puts him about 10 minutes behind Barry.How refreshing would it be to have a real grown-up in charge?
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2013/02/10/wsj-ben-carson-for-president-n1509059

  8. Pistol Pete

    DefSec NOMINEE CAUGHT HIDING TWO ARAB SPEECHES
    There are rumors Hagel secretly converted to Islam.It would fit Barry’s narrative.
    http://nation.foxnews.com/chuck-hagel/2013/02/11/hagel-caught-hiding-2-arab-speeches

  9. Pistol Pete

    FORT HOOD HERO SAYS OBAMA BETRAYED HER,OTHER VICTIMS
    Expect no less when you’re dealing with consummate evil
    http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/fort-hood-hero-obama-betrayed-victims/story?id=18465024

  10. Pistol Pete

    DEBBIE DOWNER CAUGHT IN DECEPTION WITH REPORTERS
    Deception?How about blatant,fraudulent lies?
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2521195

  11. Pistol Pete

    BITEME COUNTING ON UNWAVERING SUPPORT FROM THEIR STABLE OF MEDIA WHORES

  12. Pistol Pete

    IF YOU TOOK EVERY AMERICAN ON FOOD STAMPS AND GAVE THEM THEIR OWN NATION THEY’D BE THE 27TH LARGEST IN THE WORLD
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/12/if-you-took-every-american-on-food-stamps-and-gave-them-their-own-nation-they-would-be-the-27th-largest-country/

  13. Pistol Pete

    ILLINOIS TOWN RUNS OUT OF GAS MONEY FOR POLICE CARS
    I think this is just the tip of the iceberg
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/02/11/Illinois-Town-Runs-Out-of-Gas-Money

  14. Pistol Pete

    BARRY’S INTERIOR SECRETARY PICK SAYS AMERICANS NEED TO PAY THE CONSEQUENCES FOR USING CARBON
    Why is it so many progressives look like transgenders?I swear she’s the ugliest man I ever saw.Trouble is,she’s more dangerous than she is ugly.
    http://www.therightscoop.com/obamas-interior-secretary-pick-says-americans-need-to-pay-for-the-consequences-of-using-carbon/

  15. Pistol Pete

    SHEILA JACKASS LEE HAS BEEN IN HER SEAT FOR HOURS ALREADY
    She thinks she’s serving her constituents by sitting for hours in an empty chamber so she’s sure to be seen on TV when preezy slithers in.Check some of the comments at link–they’re hilarious.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/12/sheila-jackson-lee-three-other-congressional-black-caucus-reps-already-in-their-seats-for-state-of-the-union/

    • chrissythehyphenated

      She’s already picked out the panties she will throw at the stage.
      She’s already picked out the panties she will throw to cover the stage.
      She may call em panties but where I come from it is called a hammock.

  16. Pistol Pete

    CALIFORNIA REDEFINES WHO QUALIFIES AS A ‘DOCTOR’ TO COPE WIH OBAMA CARE SHORTAGES
    If you have aches and pains,go to doctor grandma
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2013/02/12/surprise-doctor-shortage-worsens-under-obamacare-n1510305

  17. Pistol Pete

    MEDAL OF HONOR RECIPIENT DECLINES MOOCH’S INVITE TO BE A POLITICAL PROP
    SSGT Romesha would rather spend the evening with his wife and the buddies from his old unit.Good on him.
    http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/12/politics/sotu-invite-declined/?hpt=us_c2

  18. Pistol Pete

    HOLY CRAP!DIDNT REALIZE I’D POSTED THIS MUCH.
    Well,it gives you something to read since there’s nothing on TV worth watching.

  19. Ting

    Thanks, Pete! All of this will keep me occupied from now (9:00 PM!) until the whole miserable self-congratulatory BS in D.C. is over.

    • Ting

      Between Pete and Chrissy’s posts and Sarah Palin’s tweets (with the best hashtag ever: sotUGOTTABEKIDDING) I did not hear a word of Obama’s speech. Thanks to all!

      http://www.therightscoop.com/sarah-palins-response-to-the-sotu/

      • Bob

        I managed to avoid SOTU, too. Had a close call, though — I had left the radio on in the laundry room, went to my office on the other side of the house for a while, then went back to the laundry room to see if the washer was done, and got there just in time to hear “Mr. Speaker, the president of the United States!” — and I managed to turn the radio off before SCOAMF had a chance to say anything. Talk about a narrow escape!

  20. GP

    More from Dr. Carson.
    What an incredible response to the SOTU by the POS.
    I think we have a contender!
    http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2013/02/13/wednesday-morning-must-reads-73/

  21. GP

    I sure wish I could think up those hilarious intros when posting a link.
    Just goes to show there is only one PP.

    • GP

      LOL-I must have been channeling my inner PP.
      I just thought of this intro:
      World renown neuro-surgeon makes Obama’s head explode.