Amendments are hard

2013_02 10 Pelosi says gun right is first amendment

 This is not satire. She actually said this on Fox News yesterday.

My pick of comments at Twitchy:

  • Remember “Is it the 11th Amendment…or the 14th…I’m not sure, whatever I’m with the Constitution.”
  • “I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels.” Nancy Pelosi, August 24, 2008, NBC Meet the Press
  • C’mon guys, you know she’s, like, totally down with the right to keep and bear free speech!
  • The right of “assault magazines” (and those shoulder things that go up) to peaceably assemble shall not be infringed!
  • Well, the First Amendment does protect the right to shoot…your mouth off!
  • O…M…G! I’m beginning to wonder if maybe Guam WILL tip over!!

DOG Not saying you're stupid

  • Maybe she thought the right to bare arms was some kind of fashion statement included in free speech.
  • When asked how she could make such a silly mistake, she plead the Sixth.
  • One can only hope she leaves her brain to science. Even those guys need a good laugh once in a while.
  • To be fair, it has been a very long time since she attended the ratification as a young girl.
  • That’s the one Joe Biden live-tweeted as he watched it on TV?
  • Biden, Reid and Nance have the combined IQ of Herr Olbermann’s cat.

CAT really dumb

  • Nanzi Pelosi is a 13-watt CFL in a 100-watt incandescent world. Even when she’s warmed up, she’s nowhere near bright enough.
  • Great analogy – like a CFL, Ms Pelosi is both dim and toxic.
  • Next thing you know, Rachel Maddow will be claiming that there is no such thing as The Preamble to The Constitution… Oh wait …

MSNBC FAILS 02 – Maddow: “Constitution Doesn’t Have A Preamble” [2:05]

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4 responses to “Amendments are hard

  1. Auntie Lib

    Thanks for this post, Chrissy! I needed a giggle this morning – this is going to be a rough day!

  2. Wow. It’s funny when they pretend that they’ve read the Constitution, or even know it exists. Good laughs, Chrissy! :)

  3. chrissythehyphenated

    Video isn’t loading right now. It’s @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emyi2HgyxpM

    • chrissythehyphenated

      And, as soon as I posted this comment, the video finally showed up. It’s a conspiracy to make Conservative Christians look STOOPID. Where is my tinfoil hat when I need it?!