TODAY’S GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I had intended to post yesterday,but my narcolepsy(yes,I do have it) was pretty bad yesterday.Seeing the hits we had,perhaps I should just shut up.

Hillary testified today,and as your humble correspondent predicted long ago she didn’t remember anything.I sure wish somebody on our side would give these libs a dose of what our people get when they’re testifying.Hillary! is in line for 2016 if Barky decides to give up the throne,so they had to clear her name.A few American lives seems a cheap price to pay.

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74 responses to “TODAY’S GRUDGE

  1. Pistol Pete

    GUESTS AT INAUGURAL BALL SERVED CHEEZ-ITS AND STALE PRETZELS,LONG WAITS IN LINE FOR DRINKS
    Probably didn’t upset some of his people…they’re used to waiting in line for free stuff.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/obama-serves-cheez-itz-at-inaugural-ball

    • GP

      People actually got dressed to the nines to go to that???
      LMAO
      I bet they served lots of Kool Aid too-just to keep the idiots from rioting.

  2. Pistol Pete

    HOUSE WILL VOTE ON SHORT-TERM DEBT LIMIT SUSPENSION TODAY
    Go ahead and kick the can a little further down the road,Johnny.you know Barry’s gonna shove it up your ass at the end of it all.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccaberg/house-will-vote-on-short-term-debt-limit-increase

  3. Pistol Pete

    FLASH!FLASH!FLASH!MEDIA HAS AN EPIPHANY!

  4. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA INAUGURATION: ‘PRESERVING LIBERTY REQUIRES COLLECTIVE ACTION’
    Translation:your liberties are what we decide they are.
    I didn’t see this mess,didn’t read the transcript.Didn’t need to.His speech focused on the things most important to all Americans:gay rights,green energy,climate change and more illegals pouring in.The mask is off.How many people are surprised that this is who this creep really is?

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/kevinglass/2013/01/21/obama-inauguration-preserving-liberty-requires-collective-action-n1493967

  5. Pistol Pete

    VIDEO:OBAMA SUPPORTERS ASKED WHERE HE WILL RANK IN PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY
    The answers are so predictable.Best EVAH!! All them other presidents were white folk.

    http://www.therightscoop.com/pathetic-obama-supporters-answer-where-will-obama-rank-in-presidential-history/

    • GP

      I wish he would have asked the woman who said she made more money with Clinton and Obama, what kind of work she did?
      I would be we know the answer but it would be nice to have that sound bite.

  6. Pistol Pete

    NEW JAPANESE FINANCE MINISTER SAYS ELDERLY SHOULD ‘HURRY UP AND DIE.’
    Is he channeling Alan Grayson?

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/01/new_japanese_finance_minister_says_elderly_should_hurry_up_and_die.html

  7. Pistol Pete

    SHOCK CLAIM…OBAMA ONLY WANTS MILITARY LEADERS WHO WILL FIRE ON U.S. CITIZENS
    I don’t know if this is true.He has forced a number of commanders to resign lately.It would not surprise me in the least if it were.NO ONE will convince me he wouldn’t dare.We’ve seen too much he did dare.And gotten away with it.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/01/hmm-report-obama-only-wants-military-leaders-who-will-fire-on-u-s-citizens/

    • chrissythehyphenated

      He was talking about a private military when he was on Congress, back when they claimed the Dem scholarship “increase” was “For The Military” … which it so wasn’t. McCain had it right. It made the scholarship the same regardless of years served, thereby removing any incentive to reup. For the last four years, I’ve been hearing hairy scary stories I can’t repeat from people I can’t name that have me convinced the Lefties are gutting the military on purpose. They don’t WANT honorable, loyal to the Constitution soldiers. They want corrupt mercenaries who will do anything for money.

    • chrissythehyphenated

      SHOCKING (not) … Obama to cut medical benefits for active, retired military, not union workers @ http://www.examiner.com/article/obama-to-cut-medical-benefits-for-active-retired-military-not-union-workers

  8. Pistol Pete

    LAUTENBERG SAYS CORY BOOKER NEEDS A SPANKING
    I can’t believe this fossilized turd is still there.Is there ANYTHING a democrat can say to get in trouble?

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/22/lautenberg-says-cory-booker-needs-a-spanking/

    • GP

      All they ever get is their little spankings.
      No problem, they find this exciting.
      And then they get their office back, or become president.
      It’s great to be a democRAT!

  9. Pistol Pete

    THIS IS GREAT!THE VET LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO GO UP AND BITCH SLAP THE WINDBAG IN FRONT.

    • GP

      PP-Doesn’t this give you hope that there are still good people in IL willing to stand up against tyranny? If we can save this state, there is hope for the country.

    • chrissythehyphenated

      I LOVED the huge cheer and number of people APPLAUDING him! The windbag was so snide about “have your own meeting.” Yeah, well, it looked to me like a lot of pro-2d Amendment folks were at THIS one.

  10. Pistol Pete

    MEET THE DEM CO-CHAIR OF THE PRO-LIFE CAUCUS
    I wasn’t aware any existed.

    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/dem-co-chair-pro-life-caucus-without-right-life-no-other-rights-can-exist

    • chrissythehyphenated

      I see only three possibilities here:

      1. He’s getting paid to be a marionette mouthpiece token bone for those still deluded enough to think they can be Democrats and Pro-Life.

      2. He’s being blackmailed to be a marionette etc. read the above.

      3. He’s a moron.

  11. Pistol Pete

    SNUFFLEUPAGUS EXCITEDLY POINTS OUT MORGAN FREEMAN AT INAUGURAL PARADE…EXCEPT IT WAS NBA HALL OF FAMER BILL RUSSELL
    I guess to a mollycoddled white boy,them folk all look alike.(even though Russell is hard to miss at 6’9″.
    (and yes,Chrissy,mollycoddle is a word)

    http://patdollard.com/2013/01/stephanopoulos-theres-morgan-freeman-bill-russell-im-sorry/

    • What A Hoot

      ‘mollycoddle’ – Classic.

      • GP

        I wonder who molly use to coddle to get a whole word named after her.

        • chrissythehyphenated

          GP got me curious.

          MOLLYCODDLE (also molly-coddle): (noun) One who treats himself treats himself tenderly; (verb) To treat oneself tenderly.

          CODDLE means “to boil gently” as in prepare a warm drink or soft boiled egg, as for an invalid.

          MOLLY was used contemptuously for a milksop, an effeminate, spiritless man. 18th c.

          MILKSOP is a piece of bread soaked in milk, something served to babies, invalids and toothless old people.

    • chrissythehyphenated

      You’re right! And it’s on the SCRABBLE Tournament Word List too!

  12. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA PLANS TO RUN SECOND TERM BY EXECUTIVE FIAT
    Today’s Captain Obvious award winner

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/01/21/Government-by-Executive-Fiat-to-Explode-in-Obama-s-Second-Term

    • GP

      I wonder if the people will finally rebel? They did turn on King Louis after all.
      I will have to dig out my copy of Hugo’s Les Miserables and reprint the preface. I remember the intro was all about standing up to tyranny and was quite profound.
      Hugo would have been a tea partier. Isn’t it ironic that the left has embraced Les Miz as “hear the people sing”, yet Hugo was talking about fighting back against absolute power of authority?
      Think of the battle scene at that Barricade. The rebels were slaughtered because they were outgunned.
      Damn, the left is utterly clueless.
      Hey maybe we should do a Chrissy compilation of comparing Les Miserables to the tea party movement?
      Next to the Bible, it was the best book ever written.

      • Excellent idea, GP. I’m voting for rebellion, and I have a sneaking suspicion that the debut of this film version of Les Miz came at a time when it might inspire people to stand up and fight the tyranny we face right now.

  13. Pistol Pete

    ‘PURVEYORS OF WHITE PRIVELEGE’

  14. Pistol Pete

    REID GIVES REPUBLICANS 36 HOURS TO AGREE TO FILIBUSTER REFORM OR HE’LL TRIGGER NUCLEAR OPTION
    It seems they have the same sense of urgency they had in 2009,when they controlled both houses so they had to push as much of their agenda as they could.Reid knows they might lose the Senate in 2014,so they have to do the dirty work now.Can’t have the opposition slowing them down.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/278591-reid-to-goip-36-hours-for-filibuster-deal-or-nuclear-option

  15. Pistol Pete

    Howdy,Hoot!!!

  16. Pistol Pete

    EROTIC NOVEL FEATURING THE OBAMAS
    EEEWWwwww…I never want to see ‘Obama’ and ‘Erotic’ in the same sentence again!

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/01/22/Erotic-Novel-Featuring-Obamas

  17. Pistol Pete

    RUSH:REPUBLICANS ARE SCARED TO DEATH OF OBAMA BECAUSE HE WINS BY DEMONIZING HIS OPPONENTS
    Its a long read,but scroll to near the bottom and Rush takes on the comparison of Obama to Reagan

    http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2013/01/22/republicans_are_scared_to_death_of_obama_because_he_wins_by_demonizing_opponents

    • GP

      Remember that conversation with Jarrett. They said they would go after the people who dared to go against them.
      These people will take their revenge, and they have all those new IRS employees to do it.
      I can understand why people are afraid to speak up.
      But then again, we cannot remain silent.
      That is how despots become dictators.

  18. Pistol Pete

    GIANT GOAT CHEESE FIRE CLOSES NORWEGIAN ROADWAY FOR SIX DAYS
    27 metric tons.Damn,that’s a lot of goats.They could get 100 tons of bread and have a kickass fondue!

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/giant-goat-cheese-fire-closed-norwegian-tunnel-week-004030955.html

  19. Pistol Pete

    DOING MY JOB KEEPING YOU INFORMED
    Highlights from this morning’s Senate hearings

    Cankles trying to act like she cares about the murdered Americans.
    Recall when Rush was on TV and every night he showed the clip of Klintoon coming out of Ron Brown’s funeral laughing until he saw the camera and instantly wiped a phony tear from his eye.

    She ain’t too fond of Bob’s senator neither

    Note she thinks she’s going to skate..then Rand opened up

  20. Pistol Pete

    HOUSTON WAITER SPEAKS OUT: ‘I REFUSED SERVICE TO A MAN BECAUSE HE INSULTED 5 YEAR OLD WITH DOWNS SYNDROME’
    I’d make a trip to Houston just so he could serve me and I could tip him as a thank you for standing up.

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/01/21/waiter-who-refused-service-to-man-who-allegedly-insulted-5-year-old-with-down-syndrome-speaks-out/

  21. Pistol Pete

    FOUR OBAMA YOUTH BEAT A MAN SENSELESS FOR HIS CELL PHONE
    Fortunately New York is a gun-free zone,so they’ll never be caught

    • GP

      Hey, on Michigan Ave in Chicago, they are just going into internet cafes, surrounding tables and taking their cell phones and IPADS.
      Obama sure has emboldened his hoodie sons to be more brazen.

  22. Pistol Pete

    THIS THREAD SEEMS TO BE SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL!I’LL LEAVE YOU WITH SOME ‘ZO

  23. Pistol Pete

    WHITE HOUSE AGREES WITH CANKLES: ‘SO WE TOLD YOU TWO DIFFERENT STORIES ON BENGHAZI…WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??’
    If you have no compassion,no concern for anything but attaining more power, I guess it doesn’t.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/01/23/white-house-defends-secretary-of-state-clinton-on-benghazi/?wprss=rss_election-2012

  24. GP

    Just in case you don’t have enough to read today, check out my latest blog:

    http://preventcanswers.ning.com/profiles/blogs/are-you-listening?xg_source=activity

  25. chrissythehyphenated

    If this is true …. well, let’s just say it confirms everything I already believed about this evil administration.

    “On January 15, 2013 a law enforcement officer in the north end of the Greater Houston area stopped a semi tractor-trailer driver, who was heading in a southerly direction, during a routine check for drugs. During a search of the cargo of the trailer, he discovered packages of road signs that read the following: “Martial Law in effect”. The driver had a bill of lading in his possession stating that this cargo’s destination was to the Department of Homeland Security.”

    Posted @ http://usahitman.com/rsmmlie/

  26. What A Hoot

    Hey Pete, I have narcolepsy, too! Although mine is not the instant sound asleep. I can still drive as I get a warning, or wave as I called it. I have the wave for anywhere from a couple of hours to days. My children did not think it funny that wherever we went Mom would pull over into a fast food place or gas station and go to sleep for up to 40 minutes before could continue on their way. This meant late to school many days. One thing that really helps is when I know I have to pull over, I guzzled a cup of coffee and it just starts to take a caffeine-effect when I wake and thus am not just-woke-up-groggy when starting up the engine again.