Random fun stuff from my Twitter and Facebook surfing

Obama in PeePee has its own Twitter account @ #Obamainpeepee. This is its profile pic. [I did not realize the doll Glenn used was an Obama as Jesus doll. That makes this even more fun.]

Tweets:

The same ppl who relentlessly degraded GWB & cheered the Piss Christ are now outraged over Obama in Pee Pee

If the media responded to Benghazi like they did #obamainpeepee we may have gotten some answers there

Put Jesus in a jar of urine, liberals call it art. Put Obama in urine, liberals become unhinged!

I, for one, think the Obama in a jar of pee pee is hilarious because 1) It’s not really pee pee and 2) it makes lefties cry hippie tears.

Glenn Beck tried to sell his artwork via eBay with proceeds to go to charity. Bids got up to $11,300 when eBay abruptly yanked the listing.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/glenn-becks-obama-in-pee-pee-jar-already-going-for-8900-on-ebay/article/2514563

Tweet: Either @GlennBeck gets federal funding for his art, or they’re trying to shut down free sPEEch.

Now, at eBay, there is a new item for sale – A printout of the bidding history on Obama in Pee Pee! $4.15.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Glenn-Becks-Obama-in-Pee-Pee-Listing-Printout-/121030618022

Tweet: Nude activists protest in Boehner’s office http://bit.ly/RgA2qR. For once, I wish there had been a govt cover-up. 

Tweet: Feminists & minority activists are such hypocrites.You can’t argue that we’re all equal and then ask for special treatment for “your people”

Tweets @ #IfObamaWasJesus -

After 40 days and nights in the desert, he would see a blaming bush

He would find someone else to die on the cross.

He would have pointed to the Earth and yelled to God – “You didn’t build that!”.

He would find someone else to die on the cross.

He would’ve spent most of his sermon on the mount blaming the previous messiah.

He would have sat down and had a beer summit with the money changers as the people got hosed.

The first time Peter denied him he would have called him racist.

He would find someone else to die on the cross.

Tweet: Difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus turned five loaves and two fish into a meal for 5,000. Obama turns a meal for 5,000 into Solyndra.

Tweet: I’m inclined to agree with those who say we’ve already gone over the fiscal cliff, and are just awaiting the “SPLAT!” at the bottom.

I remember when gas was less than a dollar a gallon, which makes me ancient

Tweet: 100% right—>Krauthammer: Obama isn’t trying to fix our fiscal issues, he’s trying to destroy the Republicans.

CtH: I think it’s the Republic he wants to destroy. Taking down Republicans is just one of the items on the To Do list, along with driving small businesses out of business.

Tweet: Egyptian Islamists think that the pyramids need to be destroyed. So why didn’t Mohammed Atta, et al., just fly planes into the pyramids?

Tweet: Replace Susan Rice w/Sarah Palin SAYING EXACT SAME THINGS. You think #MSNBC #CBS #ABC #NBC #CNN #NYT #Democrats wld scream sexism & defend?

Tweet reply: Sarah Palin has been called FAR worse for saying things FAR less stupid.

Tweet: AmbassadorRice: “As Pres. Obama has said, hope cannot be imprisoned & aspirations cannot be killed.” Like Amb. Stevens??

EPIC RANT: Sandra Fluke, Paragon of Hypocrisy By Leah Sargent – November 28, 2012

http://misfitpolitics.co/2012/11/sandra-fluke-paragon-of-hypocrisy/

So TIME rag-azine nominated Sandra “$3,000 of birth control per year” Fluke for Person of the Year. Notwithstanding that she doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same zip code as a young lady like Malala Yousafzai, who is risking her life for the chance to go to school, Sandra, as usual, accepted the “honor” with her usual shallow self-centeredness. She then felt the need to point out that there are few women nominees.

Well hey Sandra, if women are spending as much time in bed as you seem to be, maybe they don’t have time to make a difference in the world. Besides spending all that time shagging random guys, there are dishes to be washed and babies to feed. Time management, you know. By the way, thanks for setting women back 80 years with your focus on our bodies instead of our brains. We sure appreciate it. I mean, who doesn’t love being objectified? Because seeing women as people instead of sex objects is totally not what true feminism is all about. It’s about demanding enough birth control to let you have sex 2-3 times a day for an entire graduate school career. Yeah. That’s it.

Hey Sandra, I’mma let you finish, but next time you want to complain about sexism, you MIGHT want to keep in mind that you’re only famous as a sex-crazed, demanding brat who makes the average two-year-old look reasonable by comparison. Grow up, sweetie. We’re tired of your whining.

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17 responses to “Random fun stuff from my Twitter and Facebook surfing

  1. Ting

    How in the world did I miss that Obama in PeePee? Good grief, when you miss something as funny as that, then you know you are just too darn busy. Glad I had a chance to stop by for a minute. Too funny!

  2. GP

    Here is another woman who should be person of the year.

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/11/26/former-mexican-mayor-found-beaten-to-death/#comment

    This young beautiful woman ran for mayor of her town and dared to take on the drug cartels. They tried before but finally got her.
    She should be matryd all around the world for standing up to tyranny.
    Instead we some dumbwit tool who pretends she cannot afford her own birth control pills as the picture of courage?
    Our society has really sunk to a new low.

  3. chrissythehyphenated

    IfObamaWasJesus

    Bob:
    He would have told the people to render unto Caesar the things that are God’s.

    GP:
    And on the first day, he rested.
    And on the second day, he rested.
    And on the third day, he rested. . .

  4. chrissythehyphenated

    Angelaisms sent me a link to the clip of Glenn Beck creating Obama in PeePee. It’s about 7 minutes long. ITA with his position on the First Amendment and Art.

    http://www.glennbeck.com/2012/11/27/glenn-becks-shocking-obama-art-piece/

    • chrissythehyphenated

      BTW, I know an artist, well respected, made a good living at it, who did a series of paintings about the evil of abortion. It was banned.

    • chrissythehyphenated

      As an Art History major, I find I am captivated by the symbolism in the various elements of Glenn’s piece. Take the Mason jar, for example, which is a symbol of preservation and old-timey values.

      The Mason jar is also the traditional drinking goblet for White Lightning, which of course has always been associated with independence-minded, anti-tax rebels. And we all know how much bladder activity occurs after drinking large quantities of alcohol.

      Then, there is the Obama figure itself. Dressed as Jesus giving a benediction and wearing an American flag sash, it appears to be an homage to a national savior. But wait, it’s made of plastic, which like the real Obama’s values is man-made, breakable and meltable. Also, it’s mounted on a thin spring that causes it to bob back and forth at the slightest touch, which like the real Obama’s leadership is weak and flip-floppable.

      And speaking of his lack of courage, you gotta love the whole yellow them, dontcha?

    • chrissythehyphenated

      “Obama in Pee Pee” and Glenn’s five other paintings from that show are being auction off to benefit Mercury One and their Hope for the Holidays fund to help food pantries, churches and synagogues across the country provide toys for children, food for the hungry, shelter for the homeless, and prepare for tough economic times ahead. To see the bidding, go to http://www.glennbeck.com/2012/11/28/how-can-you-buy-obama-in-pee-pee-and-glenns-other-works-of-art/

  5. My daughter is a drug dealer and all her cats are stoned out of their collective gourds. And they’ve all gotten over their “glaucoma.” (Puss In Boots)

    http://westbylife.blogspot.com/2012/11/cabin-fevered-cats.html

    • Bob

      Tried to comment on Tina’s story, and her strange propensity (which I share) for hanging kitty toys all over the Christmas tree… but once again Blogspot won’t let me comment. Pooh.

  6. I don’t know what the deal is–she said today it wouldn’t even let HER comment! I solve this problem by calling her on the phone. You want her number?

  7. What A Hoot

    Chrissy, talking over at 4gfc about the obama voters gloating and being all smug now; worse than the first time around……. If I had Obama-in-peepee earrings, I could just flip my hair back and let them get sight of the art dangling from ears. Or I could touch/fidget with a necklace of the same art…………just saying. To be able to do that I would almost find it fun to keep my mouth shut…